Tuesday, October 9th 2012 - 00:35 UTC

Falkland Islands unravelled

By Alicia Dunkley-Willis, Jamaica Observer - What does a country with 3,000 people and nearly half a million sheep look like? After 18 hours of flying and trekking through four airports, I was determined to find out.

The remnants of the war fought in 1982 when Argentina invaded the Islands are still very much a part of the epic brooding landscape with its changing skies and blustery winds (Photo by D. Pettersson)

As the less than full Lan Chile aircraft broke through the clouds on its approach to the sole airport on the Falkland Islands, I struggled to decipher what was below. I allowed my imagination to run wild as I unscrambled the view. The smattering of buildings strategically dotting the landscape with their red, green, brown, and yellow roofs resembled Lego pieces. What were those seemingly huge cracks that snaked through the wild mix of blue, green and sandy hued countryside? I could not tell, but I was about to find out.

It's the kind of place of which novels tell: bleak mornings, elusive sunshine. The sharp, stinging, contrary winds penetrating my Caribbean clothing challenged what I was told upon arriving. The Falkland Islands, a group of 740 islands located in the South Atlantic Ocean was experiencing spring; its winter just ended.

Hills are rare in this country, trees even more so. On a clear day one can see rolling plains for miles — interrupted only by the thorny gorse shrub which reigns supreme. A few pines, lakes, creeks and ponds bravely compete.

Homesteads are far and few between; 35 people to a town is no strange thing.

The remnants of the war fought in 1982 between the British and Argentina after the latter invaded the Islands are still very much a part of the epic brooding landscape with its changing skies and blustery winds. The countryside, where the worst of the battle raged, is alive with history and every now and then an odd trench, then a strategic spot to one platoon or the other, shows up. Inside, a tattered blanket, its original colour long gone, tells a sobering tale. Every now and then, too, a mound bearing a monument appears. The inscription tells of the brave soul that fell at that very spot in service to country.

There is even a place for the Argentine dead who found rest after their Government rejected the offer to have the remains repatriated. It's a well maintained cemetery; a striking sea of white rosary draped crosses on a hill. Some carry names inscribed on the tombstones. Others chillingly say “Soldado Argentino, solo conocido por Dios”. Argentine soldier, known only unto God.

The memorials are thrown into sharper focus as the Islanders prepare to go to the polls in 2013 to define their political status in a referendum.

In this land anything is possible, rivers of stone, called stone runs by scientists, white sand beaches fenced off because of Argentine landmines, penguin colonies, friendly dolphins, and fish in abundance, and personable sheep.

As I'm leaving, this time peering down from my place in the sky, I smile satisfied. Now I know what's down there; sea lions, meandering creeks, old minefields, resilient people, the oldest longest suspension bridge in the world, and penguins that burrow like rabbits and bray like donkeys.

I know what's down there. I do.

 

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1 brit abroad (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 12:59 am Report abuse
odd little article!
2 Monty69 (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 01:29 am Report abuse
Thorny gorse shrub reigns supreme? I don't think so, thankfully.
3 Marcos Alejandro (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 02:30 am Report abuse
“What does a country with 3,000 people and nearly half a million sheep look like?”
Country? says who?
3000 people? Did the populatuion grow overnight?
2563.
4 Idlehands (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 02:30 am Report abuse
This article has the length and feel of a Jamaican turning up in sandals and a sarong, taking one blast of the Falklands wind and turning straight round to go home. What suspension bridge is she talking about??
5 Marcos Alejandro (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 02:36 am Report abuse
“the oldest longest suspension bridge in the world”
What the heck are you feeding visitors in Malvinas?
6 row82 (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 03:00 am Report abuse
Population of the Falklands is 3,550 as of the last census poll, the approximately 1,000 strong garrison and 500 civilians employed at MPA were NOT included, contrary to Argentine propaganda - more properly labled insane lies.

This suspension Bridge the most Southern (not longest) suspension bridge in the world:

veronicathepajamathief365project.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/bodie-creek-suspension-bridge-falkland-islands-500x375.jpg?w=529
7 Marcos Alejandro (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 03:12 am Report abuse
6 row82
”Excluding contractors at MPA, the true population figure of the Falkland Islands is 2,563 – indicating that the population has remained static since 2006.

Stanley is home to 2121 people, 75 per cent of the population, an increase of less than 1 per cent since 2006. The population in Camp (areas outside of Stanley) has declined by 3.3 per cent to 351 people”

www.falklands.gov.fk/news/2012/09/headline-results-of-2012-falkland-islands-census-released/
8 Idlehands (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 03:44 am Report abuse
web.bethere.co.uk/bodiecreekbridge/index.html

The bridge from start to finish
9 Santa Fe (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 07:00 am Report abuse
7- Its a small island , the clue is in the sentence

A small island with 3000 people what's your massive problem with the number of people????

Is the new RG plan to wait until a population declines then walk in. Tried your normal method of invasion but the bigger boys taught you a lesson.
Humiliated in war and on the world scene the RG troll now roams the websites looking for lies to post, for a food parcel and some maximo dollar.
10 WestisBest (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 10:27 am Report abuse
Falkland Islands unravelled eh? Wow, she really got to the heart of the place. Amazing how you can attain complete understanding of the Falklands by spending a week in Stanley and taking a few battlefield tours.
11 kelperabout (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 10:37 am Report abuse
To experiance the Falklands one has to first live here for a time not come for a few days. It is often those reporters with no idea of the Islands spread the most rubbish which is then pounced on by the halwit CFK clan.
This story is completely and utterly false and designed to line someones pocket not tell the world the truth.
12 Conqueror (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 11:08 am Report abuse
@3 “Country” says the nation that kicked your sorry little arses!
@5 Roasted argie balls!
@7 Not your concern. And there are 62,261,999 Brits that say so. I discounted BK the Faggot.
13 Musky (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 12:42 pm Report abuse
Nice article. Submit to the Lonely Planet guide.
14 Pete Bog (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 01:31 pm Report abuse
“Hills are rare in this country”

Really? I found a lot when I walked around the islands, and a few mountains as well.
No mention of the shanties in the wilds covered with masses of honeysuckle or the trees on the west, the black berried Diddle dee between the Mount Adam range and Hill Cove.

What about the Vanilla daisies sending a strong smell of chocolate into the breeze in some locations?

And the not always expected variegated (yellow and green) Elder trees by some of the remote shepherds houses?

Glad to see the stone runs were mentioned.
15 Britishandproud (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 02:31 pm Report abuse
There are some inaccuracies here, but I feel it's a nice article and the author seems to have developed a genuine warmth for the place. It's hard to get to know everything about anywhere in a week or however long it was. However it seems they have a better feel for the Falklands than a lot of the posters on here. Particularly the ones from across the water. Reducing it to petty squabbling about the exact population at one exact moment in time seems like a waste of your time and mine for reading it.
16 Think (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 03:48 pm Report abuse
(10) WestisBest

You say:
“Wow, she really got to the heart of the place. Amazing how you can attain complete understanding of the Falklands by spending a week in Stanley and taking a few battlefield tours.”

I say:
“And Sealed PR really got to the ”heart of the place” by using a 30 years old picture of an Argentinean canon........
Brainwash anybody?
17 Benson (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 03:55 pm Report abuse
Yes how bizzare of them to use a photo from 1982 to mention 1982.
18 Think (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 04:07 pm Report abuse
(17) Benson

Article says:
“The remnants of the war fought in 1982 between the British and Argentina after the latter invaded the Islands are still very much a part of the epic brooding landscape....”
“The remnants of the war ......... are still very much......”
“Are still very much.....”
“Are still.....”

I say:
The choice of the old picture, by the Sealed PR squatterettes, is quite misleading. (At best)
Besides, this is NOT the pictures appearing at the original article...:
www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Falklands-Islands-unravelled_12713878

Brainwash anybody?
19 adorable (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 04:40 pm Report abuse
we all know these islands don't worth a shit...
no money no class
hey!.... folkloosers keep the islands you know where...
20 agent999 (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 04:50 pm Report abuse
@19
Hi Sussie - you can change your name as much as you want - but what comes out is always the same childish rubbish.
21 Cruzansailor (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 05:01 pm Report abuse
What a worthless piece of crap article. Shame on Mercopress for publishing it. It is just a useless piece of non-journalism.
22 Troy Tempest (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 05:02 pm Report abuse
@19 adorrible sussie

Sussie, you are the only one on here with a nonsense “rubbishy” post
23 adorable (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 05:46 pm Report abuse
@ 20 & 22
Isolde is working overtime this week...poor idiot! ....living in those islands....yaaaaak!
Viva Las Vegas!
24 ynsere (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 06:13 pm Report abuse
Idlehands @ 8
I very much enjoyed the link you posted. Thank you.
25 Troy Tempest (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 06:14 pm Report abuse
@23 Adorrible

Yup, it's sussie
26 Conqueror (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 07:02 pm Report abuse
@16 “an Argentinean canon”. Don't you want it? Genuine argie coward gun. Or is it a genuine argie paedophile priest? You can bet on an argie faggot to pick the latter!
@18 But it's an accurate picture of argie equipment! That is to say, it's crap. What's your problem? I remember the pictures of the British artillery. That was worth seeing and having. Thing about the argie crap is that the criminal, cowardly faggots liked to site it between civilian homes in direct contravention of the Geneva Convention. Remember, Twinky? Were you cowering in one of the buildings you had painted with Red Crosses? Also in contravention of the Conventions. Because you were, and are, a cowardly faggot!
@19 Another sussie alias. The cheap, diseased whore!
@21 Did you have a problem with the big words?
@23 Back to the crap comments between turning tricks, eh, Sussie?
@25 Of course it's sussie. Bereft of intelligence, abusive, stupid. Be reasonable. She's in a studio. She has computer access for the video. She's got her legs, and probably her mouth, open and she's getting humped! At the rate of 2, or 3, per hour. Could you think of an intelligent, educated, reasonable, meaningful comment? Don't forget that she's regularly taking it up the butt as well. Three at a time? That's where the money is. Argie slags have been known to get as much as US$15 per trick. Triples are cheaper because they like it!
27 Think (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 07:14 pm Report abuse
Article says:
“The oldest? longest? suspension bridge in the world”

I say:
The southernmost, rustiest suspension bridge in the world!
www.simo.ru/la2006/pic/la060317.jpg
28 briton (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 07:19 pm Report abuse
For only the envious shout and spit insults,

And the jealous ,,green with envy throws distraction to cover up their own mess

They do say this Susie impersonator, changes her name more times than a golf ball gets into the rough.

Still, with all that sand paper she uses, perhaps the roughness has now smoothed it a bit,

Perhaps she will buy toilets paper and call it adorable.
29 Think (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 07:22 pm Report abuse
(2) Monty69

You say:
“ Thorny gorse shrub reigns supreme? I don't think so, thankfully.”

I say:
You are right.... it shares its throne with the earwigs and the sheep droppings ;-)
30 adorable (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 07:39 pm Report abuse
@28 briton
ugh? guess what
I'm briton
the one with the big arse
read my comments...
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just a thought
lol
31 briton (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 07:44 pm Report abuse
like we said, rough,
say no more..
32 adorable (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 08:15 pm Report abuse
@31

jejeje
33 briton (#) Oct 09th, 2012 - 10:42 pm Report abuse
horse horse horse.
and its
ge ge ge .
34 Martin Woodhead (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 11:31 am Report abuse
Some argie kit was actually better than British kit.
For instance the g wagons that were looted with intention of putting back into service unfrotunatly mercedes refused to service them because argentina hadn't paid for them.
The AA guns went back into service till the cold war ended
One of the chinooks is still flying
An argentine radar is still in use
The SAS used the agusta helicopters till they were worn out.
The armoured cars got used as target practice.
An argentine rifle that came to the uk got used extensivly till we switched over to 5.56 its now in the channel.
35 Pete Bog (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 04:06 pm Report abuse
@29
“earwigs”

What earwigs?
36 Think (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 04:39 pm Report abuse
(35) Pete Bog.........

This “Earwigs”, you turnip“....:

”Earwigs cause huge damage to garden crops (turnips etc.)”
www.epd.gov.fk/wp-content/uploads/9.1%20Biological%20control%20of%20Europrean%20earwig.pdf

Chuckle chuckle©
37 Monty69 (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 04:46 pm Report abuse
It seems that Stanley is riddled with earwigs. The environment committee has been considering a plan for biological control; wiggy's days are probably numbered. Earwigs are not that keen on turnips actually, nowhere to hide on a turnip.
Last I heard, sheep droppings were not counted as an invasive species.
38 Think (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 04:57 pm Report abuse
(37) Monty96

Maybe not a species, certainly invasive......, but dangerous as hell for Pom tourists that don't know that you are supposed to wash your hands before eating;-)

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3541919/More-than-160-mountain-bikers-made-sick-by-sheep-droppings.html
39 scarfo (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 05:32 pm Report abuse
15
well said
40 adorable (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 06:01 pm Report abuse
@33 briton
.... oink..oink...oink ...and... your drip drip drip
41 briton (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 06:04 pm Report abuse
40 adorable
on the other blog you blame others for insulting you,

and what do you go and do.

seems to me, you need a rougher dand paper and a plumber,
all those drips.
42 Troy Tempest (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 06:31 pm Report abuse
@41 Briton

“... oink..oink...oink ”

That is how Abhorrible Sussie talks with CFK
43 briton (#) Oct 10th, 2012 - 07:56 pm Report abuse
all in the same sty together,

poor argies .

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