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Preparations for Falklands’ war victory to be celebrated thirty years on

Wednesday, September 14th 2011 - 21:57 UTC
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Plans are being drawn up for celebrations to mark next year's 30th anniversary of the Falklands conflict, reports Wednesday the Evening Standard. The UK Ministry of Defence, Foreign Office and Falkland Islands government are working on how best to commemorate the 1982 conflict with Argentina. Read full article

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  • JustinKuntz

    Mmm, whatever happens, they will be commemorations not celebrations.

    Sep 14th, 2011 - 10:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troneas

    what arrogance. don't they have their hands full with Afghanistan, Libya and Iraq?
    iraq: shameful intervention with thousands of innocent dead.
    libya: complete disregard to the GA resolution which limited the intervention to a “no-fly” zone; and allowing the rebels to perpetrate all sorts of human rights violations whist the government forces are being chased.
    afghanistan: thousands of dead people in a war that few people know what they are fighting for.

    but hey! lets celebrate a 30 year old war and offend another country in the process.

    but as my old poker buddy used to say: what comes around goes around.

    Sep 14th, 2011 - 10:27 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • SamSalzman

    Troneas
    If you had won, I'm sure you would still be celebrating in a thousand years, so I don't think you can blame us for “offending” you.

    We should invite Queen Botox to the celebrations anyway. Mrs Kirchner and her cronies might make a drop a few more hilarious inaccuracies for the civilised world to laugh at.

    Sep 14th, 2011 - 10:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Fido Dido

    Troneas, to understand some blowhards here, you need to live there. They love that patriotic BS because it makes them feel great. If you read SamSalzman, you would think he was involved in that war..(we won..geez..who is we). Of course it's another kid with the title “keyboard warrior”
    Yep, rather than concentrating on the real issues (Zombie banks looting the british people by printing more money of thin air), their government takes everything out of their closet (old glory) to make the british in the UK feel like “ Yeah, oh look how great we are today and look at our heroes”...meanwhile in the Falklands: yeah whatever, just make sure you keep protecting us with your tax money.

    Financial terrorism in the UK continues: Unemployment rises and hit 2.51 million (and god knows more if you don't manipulate the numbers)
    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/09/14/unemployment-hits-251-mil_n_961535.html

    shame that mercopress doesn't post that here

    Sep 14th, 2011 - 10:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Islander1

    Argentines- its your fault! YOU have raised the stakes will all your bluster and bullshit - UK is merely responding to make its point - OUR point - Freedom of Choice to decide OUR Government.

    Simple as that - The Kirscheners started it!

    Sep 14th, 2011 - 11:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • malen

    Lady Iron in her 80s and the principito all together or separate do you know what interesting that could be???
    They have to control the subdites...
    and yes they have 9 trillons of debt to make their people forget ...better to see these two than those numbers

    Sep 14th, 2011 - 11:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redhoyt

    If Argentina had not invaded, there wouldn't be any cause for celebrations !

    Well done Argentina :-)

    Sep 14th, 2011 - 11:27 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    It’s a year away, and already the argie bloggers are running scared,
    And the Argentina government will be next, together they will try every trick in the book to look like the injured party, after crying to the OAS-UN-NATO-BRICS-BRAZIL-HUGO-HUMAN RIGHTS-AND THE ABANDON CHILDRENDS FUND, they will then resort to the [we are a peaceful and non violent nation]
    And the [British are being nasty for not inviting us, blab la]
    But as everyone in the world has told them, [YOU STARTED THE BLOODY THING so stop moaning]
    As for the British, umm a royal flypast, with the latest RAF jets,
    Ships galore in including the type 45s, an astute sub, the British army, and, The Brigade of Ghurkhas, and to top it all of, bring the re-enactment society,
    To re-enact the battles, showing how the British won,
    Remind the world how a tiny little island 8,000 miles away, out gunned
    out manned, and with only a few planes, kicked out a much bigger force, who aggressively and illegally invaded a tiny unarmed and defenceless little island,
    had its backside whacked mmm ??,,

    Sep 14th, 2011 - 11:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • xbarilox

    the famous english yellow teeth teeheehee!

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 12:13 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Marcos Alejandro

    Plans are being drawn up for celebrations to mark unemployment jump by 80,000, reaching 2.51 million, the largest increase in two years.
    Congratulations.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 12:33 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Fido Dido

    Geez Briton, all that old glory really turns you on, lol. You're a great “warrior”..lol. Oh, your government leaders are so proud of you there. Just keep them busy with old glory subjecs, and they stop caring what's going on in present times. Bravo..

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 01:39 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Malvinero1

    Viva inglaterra!!!
    Jim Rogers UK is Finished Get out of Sterling
    http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ZESmWwxNfkA/

    Jim Rogers Britain is Bankrupt 1/21/09

    http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ZESmWwxNfkA/

    Jim Rogers VS Gordon Brown, leave UK for Asia and drop the pound!

    http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ZESmWwxNfkA/

    Do not wory about Mercopress,not pointing all these “goodies” on the uk.
    We will remind them,how miserable they are!!
    It is called post-imperial syndrome...They will need a couple generations to realize what they are.....
    Meanwhile,we Argentines,continue to have an AMAZING COUNTRY!!

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 02:46 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redhoyt

    Nothing newer than 2 years old Marvin?

    How are your debt repayments going ??

    Oh dear, how sad ....... never mind !

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 04:15 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • stick up your junta

    Are you happy being a arsehole Fido,unlike most Dutch people

    On the approach to the gate is the “flowers in the wind” memorial. This marks the beautiful annual ceremony where Dutch local children lay flowers on each grave. There are 1,314 UK Army casualties, plus 243 unknowns. There are also 78 RAF and 81 Non Commonwealth Foreign Nationals. Among them are 3 Victoria Cross winners:

    http://battlefieldsww2.50megs.com/arnhem_historical_guide.htm

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 06:12 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Beef

    I suppose the Argies would also like to critics us for commenerating our victory over a dictator in 1945, considering as they have some reason to hate us for defeating their murderous dictator in 1982. We know you really love us in playing our part in helping you get back in the road to democracy.

    Regarding “old glory”, at least we have some, the nearest Argentina have come to such a thing is “old spice”.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 06:38 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Britishbulldog

    2 Troneas --- We will celebrate or commemorate what we like and when we like its nothing to do with anyone else Got that shit for brains and if it offends Argentina in the process so much the better. And never ever forget that it was because of a bunch of thieving lying bastards from Argentina that thought Britain would roll over that we have one more celebration of commemoration to add to our long list.

    Fido Dido----- hello little doggy whats it got to do with you you Muppet, keep reading THAT American rag you Muppet I am sure it tell you the truth.

    12 Malvinero1----- Who the Fuck is Jim Rogers when he is at home and whats it got to do with him how and when we celebrate the arse kicking of Argentina. Oh yes Argentina is such an amazing country NOT.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/21/buenos-aires-slum-drugs-paco

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/21/buenos-aires-slum-drugs-paco

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/21/buenos-aires-slum-drugs-paco

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/21/buenos-aires-slum-drugs-paco

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/21/buenos-aires-slum-drugs-paco

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/21/buenos-aires-slum-drugs-paco

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/21/buenos-aires-slum-drugs-paco

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/21/buenos-aires-slum-drugs-paco

    Oh yes your country is such an amazing place to live, what a dickhead you are you Muppet, better go to specsavers if you thing Argentina is an amazing country or better still try and visit proper countries in the world. Even the poorest in Britain are richer than your millionairs.

    I was walking down the street in London, when I saw a beggar with a sign “Veteran of the Falklands War”. When I gave him some money, he said “Gracias, Senor!”

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 09:14 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • JustinKuntz

    Gentlemen,

    Our Argentine contributors may spout all the bile and utter filth they feel the need to. In doing so, they show themselves up for what they really are; bitter and spiteful. You do yourselves no favours by responding in kind.

    If the UK and the Falkland Islands wish to conduct a solemn service, to remember the dead of a war of liberation, they are perfectly within their rights to do so. To honour the fallen is not a celebration and the words chosen by this reporter were a poor one.

    As in the 25th anniversary, the service will honour the dead on both sides. If Argentina has a problem with that, then again they show themselves up for what they really are. At least we honour our servicemen and women and do not treat them like a shameful secret.

    And so gentlemen, this is one subject upon which baiting the usual suspects is not helpful.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 09:35 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • malen

    War of liberation?? ....you will celebrate with your prince that you are a still a colony
    It doesnt offend anybody, its your choice
    PD: in their trip the baroness and the principito can bring some brit vegetables and eggs for you

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 10:30 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • JustinKuntz

    #18 QED

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 10:34 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • malen

    And dont put in the middle our soldiers that died, because they have nothing to do with your propaganda

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 10:44 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ElaineB

    @17 Hear, hear.

    I do not believe this will be anything more than showing respect for the fallen.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 10:50 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • malen

    they can come any time of the year for that and dont need articles and press of anticipation
    its pure propaganda do it

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 11:10 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    Malen, when I lived in BA around the anniversary of your defeat the gov't had grossly exaggerated heroic stories of the invasion, dramatic live plays, TV specials playing 24 hr day on the gov't channels, planted newspaper articles all over a defeat? You should be embarrassed not glorifying it! Don't you know the difference between losing and winning?

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 12:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ElaineB

    @22 You have to consider the possibility that if Argentina had not put the Islands on the agenda so much recently, as part of CFK's re-election campaign, this planned commemoration may not have happened at all in 2012. (I would be surprised if MT is well enough to attend anything). Argentina has ramped up the issue as every possible opportunity. You cannot be surprised if the UK feel they need to redress the balance a little.

    On the other hand, it may be that Mercopress knows that every single article about TFIs will get a lot of hits and that is good for their business. More hits = more advertising revenue. And they are giving their readers more of what they seem to want.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 12:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    well, the worlds press may well be there, , to see this solom event,
    how britain respects those who died for their country, to defend democracy and freedom, all should be rememberd,
    but you can gamble on the fact, that argentina will no doubt make a compleat fool of herself, for she to can remember her dead, at the same time in argentina, or be ignored, come 2012 and we will see ,

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 01:01 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    @23

    You should be embarrassed not glorifying it! Don't you know the difference between losing and winning?....... In the US, people commemorate Korea and Vietnam, both wars where the American troops were defeated..... what's your point?

    @1 I like your statement !

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 01:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    My point was instead of trying to glorify a defeat it should be a national day of mourning.

    I am pretty sure we don't have a national holiday for either Vietnam or Korea so I am not sure what you are talking about.

    The replay of the Argentinian side of Falkland war shows on Retro would have been embarrassing if they weren't so ridiculous and over-the-top.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 02:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • xbarilox

    @ 27 yankeeboy, you take care of your 42000000 of people living in misery, instead of doing what you're doing, you can't give any advice Mr.
    PS: Are you planning on raping more Korean and Vietnamese girls?

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 02:48 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Marcos Alejandro

    16 Britishbulldog “When I gave him some money, he said “Gracias, Senor!”
    Puppy, there is not such a word in spanish”senor”, he probably said: Gracias Senior. Senior citizen is a common polite designation for an elderly person.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 03:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    @27 is called Memorial Day and Veterans day??

    We don't celebrate a defeat, we tell stories about people that fought a far superior force (not in numbers) and their experiences, that's all. Again, I think you are missing the point bro.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 03:13 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    People living in poverty in the USA have a better life than anyone in the
    Argentinian “middle class” just ask the 250K illegal Argies in Miami or TX. Or take a walk around Retiro and tell me how many more blocks the shanty town has grown this year. Does it have running water or sewage disposal yet?

    BTW poverty is about 90,000 pesos a year I bet you would love to be in poverty here loser. More than an Arg MD I think...

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 03:17 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    illegal Argies in Texas?????

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 03:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    Lots in Houston from what I hear although I have not been there in 20 years but I guess it is a pretty big community like the little BA in Miami area.

    BTW Memorial Day and Veterans Day is not specific to Vietnam or Korea.

    You should know our customs by now didn't you flee Arg in the 80s w/ the rest of the Military?

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 03:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    BTW Memorial Day and Veterans Day is not specific to Vietnam or Korea....Is specific to ALL the wars sir !! and YES, after 24 years of being here I know a thing or two about this country.

    Did I flee in the 80's ? No, I chose to migrate where half of family lives. Any more questions? :-))

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 04:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    (29) Marcos Alejandro

    That’s one of my old jokes stolen by that Brutishbulldog!
    And I tell it much better !
    ”16 Think Jun 09th, 2010
    ……A British officer spotted a “busker” on the London Tube with a sign, which read: “Falklands Veteran”.
    The officer thought, “Poor chap, I was there and it was awful!” took 50 pounds out of his wallet and gave it to the busker.
    The officer was then greeted with a hearty: “ Gracias, Señor! ”
    http://en.mercopress.com/2010/06/09/oas-assembly-gives-full-support-to-argentina-s-malvinas-claim

    This one was also goooood:
    Q. How many kelpers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. Change? Who needs change?

    Chuckle chuckle™

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 04:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    @33

    The Argentine population in Houston is not as high as New York, Los Angeles or Miami, just FYI

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 04:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Marcos Alejandro

    35 Think Jajajaja
    What a thief is this Brutishbulldog! Well he is an Englishman isn't he? :-)

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 05:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • SamSalzman

    #4 Fido Dildo
    You don't know I wasn't involved in the war (as it happened I was not, but you had no way of knowing).
    Secondly, I would say we were all “keyboard warriors”; it's not exactly like we are on a real battlefield here...

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 05:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Destiny

    35 - Do they even have lightbulbs?

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 06:13 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    35 Think (#)
    The officer was then greeted with a hearty: “ Gracias, Señor! ”

    29 Marcos Alejandro

    Puppy, there is not such a word in spanish”senor”,
    It seems they do not know their own language

    37 Marcos Alejandro (#)
    What a thief is this Brutishbulldog! Well he is an Englishman isn't he?

    Better an honest thief, than a killer of nun’s, don’t you think, ??

    Don’t you just love it, when they try so hard,
    But its very hard to hurt those you really want to be like isn’t it,

    .

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 06:36 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Marcos Alejandro

    Briton, “It seems they do not know their own language”
    It seems that you can read.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 07:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] - briton

    i can't see the usual Falkland Mujaheddins at this forum !!..??

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 07:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Marcos Alejandro

    Correction @41 Briton,
    It seems that you can't read.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 08:01 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    Really, wot did i not read,
    It seems this story of bumping into people in the street is catching on,
    Can I have a go,
    I was walking down the street and this bloke [ Marcos ]
    Was saying, penny for the guy, penny for the guy?
    Being inquisitive, I asked , what guy its not November the fifth yet,
    He said, that guy [ geo ] over there, buying shares in Falklands oil lol.
    mmmmmbetter than yours lol.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 08:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • JustinKuntz

    ”16 Think Jun 09th, 2010
    ……A British officer spotted a “busker” on the London Tube with a sign, which read: “Falklands Veteran”.”

    Someone slipped, El Thicko acknowledged they were the Falklands.....Doh!

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 08:47 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    The officer was then greeted with a hearty: “ Gracias, Señor! ”

    29 Marcos Alejandro

    , there is not such a word in spanish”senor”,
    It seems they do not know their own language
    29 Marcos Alejandro then replies,
    It seems that you can read
    Then
    It seems that you can't read.
    [he cant even make his, minds up lolol
    sad, just sad ?

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 09:00 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GeoffWard2

    “The UK Ministry of Defence, Foreign Office and Falkland Islands government are working on how best to commemorate the 1982 conflict with Argentina.”

    The absence of a comma before the penultimate word makes a world of difference.

    How much better it would be if it read:

    “The UK Ministry of Defence, Foreign Office and Falkland Islands government are working with Argentina on how best to commemorate the 1982 conflict .”

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 09:13 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troneas

    indeed Geoff. but the brits have lost their class ages ago. they used to be the example of world diplomacy; now they are the example of world belligerence and arrogance.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 09:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • JustinKuntz

    Oh fuck off Troneas, for the 25th anniversary what Geoff posted above is exactly what we proposed. Your hatred is blinding you.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 09:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troneas

    your attitude proves my point mate.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 10:01 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • JustinKuntz

    On the contrary, you prove my comments at #17 correct.

    Sep 15th, 2011 - 10:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    The UK Ministry of Defence, Foreign Office and Falkland Islands government are working with Argentina on how best to commemorate the 1982 conflict .”.....I see it as a good gesture, am I wrong?

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 12:43 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Islander1

    Troneas- how ignorant you are - as an example of open respect for fallen servicemen of ALL sides the Royal Navy proposed that a British and an Arg
    warship meet up side by side over the wargrave of the Belgrano and hold a joint service to commemorate in 2007. Guess who refused!
    We Islanders gather at our Liberation Memorial every 14th June to commemorate and respect those who fell, the preceeding church service specifies the fallen of BOTH sides. We do NOT celebrate there.

    Later yes we have a party and celebrate the day our freedom and democracy was restored to us. But this is very different from the commemoration services in Church and at the Memorial.

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 01:06 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redhoyt

    Well said islander.

    These Argies can be a sensitive bunch though -

    http://falklandsnews.wordpress.com/2011/09/16/falklands-or-malvinas-sensitivity-in-the-south-cone/

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 03:34 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    Who cares about their “sensitivity” l certainly don't.
    @35Think,
    Good for you sr Think, Falklands, you”ve got that right. Also believe that you've said it before.
    We'll make a Briton out of you yet!

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 09:51 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Frank

    why would you want to???

    @ ”35 Think (aka Thicko ) ...
    That’s one of my old jokes stolen by that Brutishbulldog!
    xxxxxx And I tell it much better xxxxx !”

    Thicko is that far up himself he hasn't seen the sun in years.........

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 11:06 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    Putting all disagreements over the Falkland Islands to one side, Maggie Thatcher was a great Prime Minister. I don't think we will ever see her like again.

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 01:08 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    you notice how quiet think is.

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 01:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Conqueror

    Please, people, in the interests of harmony, can we not agree on some things?

    1. Argentines are pricks.
    2. Argentines are stupid pricks.
    3. Argentines are cowardly stupid pricks.
    4. Argentines are losing cowardly stupid pricks.
    5. There is only one thing more pointless than Argentine birth and death. That's Argentine life. Or possibly CFK.

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 04:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    @57 First or Second term?, because without the 82 conflict I seriously doubt she was going to re elected. JMO

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 04:43 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    She did break the power of the unions, and stopped a lot of wild cat strikes,
    she defeated Argentina, and set in route the royal navy from then on, renewing the ships that was lost, and replacing others upgrading ect,
    until the labour and conservative governments of the 1990s-2011,
    fxcked it all up,
    She had her bad points and good points, as for re-election, we were destine never to find out, as she was stabbed in the back by her own party,
    Your point as to would she have been elected without the Falklands war,
    Well ,,you may well be correct, as her defence secretary was about to scrap the carriers that we had , but destiny took over , and Britain survives again, as we always seem to do .

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 05:49 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    60
    Maggie Thatcher inherited an even worse economic situation than exists today. Despite this she took difficult decisions that took time to have the desired effect. When she left office, the UK was at its strongest and most influential for decades.
    Did the 1982 conflict ensure her re-election?
    I simply don't know. Didn't do it any harm but if she had lost the Falkland Islands then she and her party would have been finished.

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 05:53 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    just as, if our coalition loses the falklands,
    they to will be finnished,

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 06:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Filippo

    2012 WILL BE YEAR WE RETAKE LAS MALVINAS AND REMOVE PIRATES!

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 06:23 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Britishbulldog

    Anyway while we are sticking the boot into Argentines (well they were put on earth for that very reason) I have another joke about them.

    An Englishman, Irishman & Argentinian walk along a road, and kick over a lamp. Out pops a genie and it grants each of them a wish.

    Irishman: “I am a fisherman, as are my son and grandson. I want the seas to be full of fish for all time.” His wish was granted.

    Argentinian: “I love my country very much but am fed up with the whole world putting us down all the time. I want a wall around my country to keep them out.” His wish was granted.

    Englishman: “This wall sounds interesting, tell me about it.”
    Genie: “Well, it’s 50 feet thick and 150 feet tall, and nothing can get in or out.”

    Englishman: “Fill it with water.”

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 07:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    @64Flippers,
    Good evening, British troll.

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 08:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GeoffWard2

    #65
    [Just a bit of fun]

    Fill it fulll . . . OK, so now we have 40091359 inhabitants sitting on top of a 150ft wall. . . minus a few who drowned in the filling.
    Same outcome but they get to choose - death by drowning or by jumping.
    No food .
    Nowwww . . . who do they push off first?

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 09:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Malvinense 1833

    Argentine invasion???? jajajaja the British first invaded in 1806, 1807, 1833, 1845, and continue their invasion... risa risa, con permiso de Think.

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 11:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • zethe

    “Artillero601”

    She was for a while very unpopular. But what she was doing was needed to be done. Much like Cameron at the moment is upsetting a lot of people with the range of cuts. it's not popular but it has to be done.

    I think she was a great PM. She certanly didnt take crap from anyone.

    Sep 16th, 2011 - 11:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Filippo

    @ zethe

    Only the socialista's do not like cuts, they do not like working for less and less, they are lazy good for nothing scum. We in Argentina know this!

    One good think about your Mrs Thatcher was she did not tolerate scum but she failed to make them disappear.

    In our country we managed to make quite a few of this people disappear, they think our country was democracy! They think not that military was government and they were there to protect financial sector from same socialista.

    I say it is time for these people to start disapear again. I say also time for your colonial pirates to disapear!!!

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 12:11 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    Jesus !!!

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 12:28 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Britishbulldog

    70 Filippo---- Yes yes we know what you want in life never mind keep dreaming.

    71 Artillero601---- I endorse that comment Jesus !!! with a WTF.

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 06:52 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    @70Filippo,
    Mmmmmmn, we had better increase your dose.

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 10:13 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • zethe

    Filippo: No point quoting me as i won't reply to your crap. I know you're British.

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 11:41 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Filippo

    zethe you are NOT worth quoting! Where I quote you? You is Think not real person but plant.

    YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO ARGENTINA!

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 01:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] - 75

    you are very clever person !

    guess them who are the “” Think “” 's other personification names
    in this forum ??
    OR
    which names are used by same person including “” Think “” name ??

    it is very easy to determine them !!

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 02:13 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • zethe

    I can't wait to see what Think has to say about me and him being one and the same. lol.

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 02:24 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    @72 lol!

    between Conqueror and Filippo , I don't know who is worse !!

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 02:48 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    TWIMC

    If they didn’t exist already and if I had the penchant for it (what I don’t), I would conceive the following personages to stage-manage MercoPress’es Comment Section:

    An exceedingly irritating retired English Copper living somewhere in the tropics…..
    A seriously flirting petite British squatterette with a big gun and a deeeeep love for gold….
    A profoundly frustrated Argentexan officer, having missed all the serious killing all over the world….
    An severely prude Fishergirl-Kelperette that likes to castrate lambs with her bare teeth.
    An unintelligible nutty Turk obsessed with Secret Services and Think, Think , Think…..
    An exasperatingly embarrassing British troll trying hard (and failing) to pose as an Argentinean…….

    And so many others………………

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 04:10 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    Think, Think An exasperatingly embarrassing British troll trying hard (and failing) to pose as an Argentinean…….
    the voice speaks
    british,

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 04:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] - 79

    poor chuckling % ovulating creature who has Retinitis Pigmentosa illness !

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 05:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • zethe

    78 Artillero601:

    I had once thought it was a different person who was Fillipo, Now im starting to think Conqueror and Filippo are the same.

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 05:27 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo2

    i think the zethe(e) is the spot brand of Beef ...!!

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 06:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    Your doing it again geo,
    You must explain, so we can understand,
    I do not believe e [beef] [zethe] are the same,
    The only thing they may well have in common among others is being British, mmmm

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 06:32 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    @79 Think !! you made me laugh so hard that I think I blew a blood vessel or something ....

    @82 I believe you are right !

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 07:47 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] - 84 brit

    i don't believe the Beef is British...!!

    timing .. Briton .. just timing !!

    few monts ago he made the timing faults many times... !!
    --------------------
    my habit is always to have a looking at first comments date/timing
    before the reading of comments and finally to examine their biorythms.

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 08:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo2

    and...

    we live in interesting world where you can't hide your anythings
    everytime ...

    there are too many spesific spy-wares which have 0,5.....1,5 kb
    volumes in internet devices that can't be seen and captured by any
    softwares..
    they enter into a computer and reports every activities to the
    command user ceaselessly let alone it' s IP adress.....

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 08:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    and ....

    the new generation spy-wares are called as -- t3b -- !

    they have more developed technology to enter to the target
    computers which known or unknown before ....after likely
    deformated they can enter into the same computers automatically.!!

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 09:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Pirate Killer

    we sail must to england and find this tacher an bring tacher back to motherland to stand trial for murder of young men on LAS MALVINAS we must not let this criminal go free we must get her children an make her watch them thrown of plane into drink to teach tacher not to mess with the motherland

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 09:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    @79 Think,
    Did you see gold nudging $1900 oz, before dropping back a little? Yummy.
    @87 geo2,
    You can send data to another computer in a different part of the world & have that one send it on, so my kids tell me.
    lt blocks the route back to the original computer so if you trace it, you have no idea where the data comes from.
    We should have been taught this in MI6, don't you think, geo?

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 09:32 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] - 90 isol

    you can't block any data sending from your computer becouse
    you can't see and capture them...they are not virus,trojan horse..etc.
    they are very spesific , have ultra micro & high technology ...

    Secret Intelligence Services , all have their own coded filters ..
    but i am not sure they know the new “” plunge “” technology..

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 09:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    well i know only the basics of computers,
    but that point of view, insted of racing the tubes, i should have become a spy,,,, it sounds interesting

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 10:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    @90

    I, watch it, the rumor is that the bubble is going to burst ....

    Sep 17th, 2011 - 11:24 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Benito

    @ 93

    There is no bubble. Gold has real value as a not like our currency. The fact is the currency is loosing value, not gold. As the financial situation continues to be unstable, the demand for gold will increase.

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 12:21 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redhoyt

    “ ... exceedingly irritating ...”

    It's a gift :-)

    Now getting back to Maggie - is there still a 'Margaret Thatcher Day' in the Islands? Obviously it wouldn't involve a day off :-))

    http://falklandstimeline.wordpress.com/1989-todate/

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 08:47 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    (95) Hoyt

    You say:
    ”It's a gift :-)”

    I say:
    Gift…............ Curious evolution this little Proto-Germanic word has endured.
    In English it means ……………….…........…”Gift”.
    In German it means …………………........…”Poison”.
    In Scandinavian it means two things…... ”Poison” and ”Being married” :-)))

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 09:30 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] - 92

    BUT

    You can not enter into Silicon Valley unless passing the Secret Service filters ....

    there is competition between CIA and DIA on there to control this industry...

    many computer and computer related firms are derivatives of
    Secret Services activities...

    e.g : at Google Center /Silicon Valley ..they are interested everythings
    except computer related activities ( 5000 persons...free meals...)

    don't be surprised ..one day if an “” out of control warplane “” which
    take off from Edwards Air Base bombs the Silicon Valley...

    do remember that ... too many killings at Big Military Base/Texas
    last year...Arizona attack last year.......so many others........
    these are classic American views.......pervert country !

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 09:58 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    @97 geo,
    Where do you get this information from, geo? Are you in MI6, too?

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 10:37 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • zethe

    He's just out of medication, Isolde.

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 11:57 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Filippo

    @ geo

    = CONSPIRACY THEORIST

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 12:37 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] - 98 isol

    not wrong !!

    no ,i am not a secret service member....

    just i am very careful !!

    ----------

    []-- 99 zet , [] - 100 flipy

    thanks !!

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 01:12 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Artillero601

    @94

    Let's wait and see what happens .....

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 01:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    so is there any truth in the myth
    that the UK started a tunnel in the 60s going south
    way down , and reached st helena in 2007
    and why the lenthy runway was built,
    ???

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 06:37 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Malvinense 1833

    Lady iron: The Malvinas are Argentine.
    This is something you and nobody can ever erase never.

    Sep 18th, 2011 - 08:57 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    @104Malvinense 1833,
    No, no señor, you are mistaken. But we forgive you.

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 05:00 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit87

    @geo

    What other names Think uses on this forum? Who are the other persons use sockpuppets around here? Am I someone else too?

    It's so exciting to know all of that stuff. :)

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 07:48 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit86

    @Redhoyt

    “ ... exceedingly irritating ...”

    I'm 100% Think was talking about Geoff in here. Do you live anywhere near the tropics?

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 08:22 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit87

    *100% sure (damn!)

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 08:23 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    Forgetit87

    I was referring to Redhoyt alright.
    He is a British ex-policeman living in South-East Asia.

    About GeoffWard……..
    I pity him because he lives in fear in our Continent.
    I dislike him because of his disregard for human life.
    I fear him because that makes him dangerous for our Nations.
    I wouldn’t have created such a character……….

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 03:40 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit87

    I thought Red was a Kelper. :P

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 03:57 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    Every true Briton is a Kelper inside.....

    And as such they are prepared to destroy the whole of South America and exterminate, if necessary all 400,000,000 million of us to defend the inalienable rights of those 1350 heroic Islanders.......

    I thought you knew...............

    Chuckle chuckle™

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 04:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • zethe

    Thats a lie. There are extreme people who say such things but can you say that there aren't such people on your side of the fence?

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 05:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    only the desperate talk such rubbish,
    Only the foolish listen to such rubbish,
    And both are argentine .

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 06:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] - 106 forget

    you can sense & find these names easily ...

    if they give us notably & serious messages then no problem for me ...

    many comments of them are light & unneccesary. !!

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 07:48 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GeoffWard2

    Think (#109)
    About GeoffWard……..
    “I pity him because he lives in fear in our Continent.
    I dislike him because of his disregard for human life.
    I fear him because that makes him dangerous for our Nations.
    I wouldn’t have created such a character……….”

    And yet here he is, as large as life.
    He lives !
    BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID

    WOOoooooooooo !

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 09:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    You're making me laugh, Geoff!

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 10:13 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit87

    @geo

    Isolde has just made a light comment. Who's she?

    Sep 19th, 2011 - 10:32 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Malvinense 1833

    @105 Lady Isolde: I love you jajajaja when you here visit for drink a coffee?
    kisses for you.

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 02:53 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit87

    Be careful what you wish for, Malvinese. If geo's right, lsolde might be a hairy male English retiree (Geoff Ward).

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 03:31 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Malvinense 1833

    Forgetit87 I'll consider your advice... jajajajaja

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 04:00 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GeoffWard2

    Isolde seems to me to be a well-travelled woman of indeterminate age, Latin passion, with powerfully held views and the pistol-whip of Annie Oakley.
    I like the image I have of her.

    But, the internet being the internet, she may be, as you say, 'a hairy male English retiree'. I assure you she is not my alter ego - though I like the thought of her being Superman to my Clark Kent.

    Modesty Blaise perhaps (for those of a certain age) ; so much more 'ambiguous' than a mere tomb raider.
    http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=modesty+blaise&hl=en&prmd=imvnsb&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=wnx4TonkFobLgQfN2YzADQ&ved=0CEgQsAQ&biw=1067&bih=592

    Or Cat Woman, she also does it for me ;-) ;
    a shy, sensitive graphic artist Patience Philips, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, she walks the thin line between criminal and hero, even as detectives doggedly pursues her, fascinated by her dual personas.

    Purrrrrrrrr

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 11:58 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    Hey Think,you supercilious old D---head
    Have you ever sold drugs?

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 01:49 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    [] -119 Forgetit86/87

    BUT

    there are some confessions at [No: 203] comment of below linked article

    http://en.mercopress.com/2011/03/31/argentina-promotes-world-wide-malvinas-discussion-under-the-logo-of-it-takes-two-to-tango

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 02:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • xbarilox

    it looks like maggie will have to use her funny hat between her buttocks. so much work for nothing maggie.

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 04:14 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    124 Bet Evita wished she'd taken your advice just before she died.

    119 And think might have tits. What do you think tit?

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 05:18 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    did anyone see that program tonight, channel 5,
    when the united states nearly went to war with great britain in the 1930s, and the senario that followed,
    interesting to say the least .

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 08:40 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Britishbulldog

    126 briton-- I did not see it but read about it today. Yes we were very good at squashing little bugs that got in our way in those days, seems nothing as changed we still squash little bugs that have the temerity to get in our way or invade our lands.

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 09:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit87

    @geo

    I think you'll being playful as those aren't serious confessions.

    @Be scum

    Oh how brave you've become, now you're addressing me before I address you. No more crying from you about how mean I am?

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 10:49 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit86

    *you're

    Sep 20th, 2011 - 10:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    128
    Oh, is that it!?
    How disappointing.
    Tithead, you are without doubt one deluded peice of sh-t.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 07:53 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    Geoff, you're making me laugh again.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 09:52 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Argie

    I'm sorry for the Iron Lady's flimsy health which will be seriously jeopardised if she's 'taken for a ride' like this. Come off it!

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 01:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    132
    I agree, Maggie is a National Treasure, she wont be risked.
    We British treat our National Treasures with respect unlike Argentine scumbags.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 01:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit87

    @Be scum

    The opinion of one of the dumbest users on this website doesn't matters to me. Please continue your trash talking and name calling.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 02:24 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit86

    *matter

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 02:24 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    Comment removed by the editor.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 03:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    from comment (#) 119 ........ to comment (#) 128

    what a veering !!

    BUT

    my personification list related to him/her is a little different !!

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 05:25 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit87

    @geo

    You can tell it geo, don't be shy. :)

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 05:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    138 Tit
    Oh dear we are a bit sensitive this evening aren't we?
    You really do need a slap t bring you back to reality.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 06:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit86

    Lol, here too? :D As I said, even for Mercopress you're overdoing your number.

    And I'm sensitive? You're the one who'll keep talking to me wherever you find me. You're clearly obsessed and that you had your posts removed is your fault alone. I can keep in the barely legal area. But you -- you go well into the name calling, and why? because you're so angry you can't control that dirty ass that nature put in your head instead of a brain?

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 06:11 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    Ok people.....................
    I confess..............................
    I'm Geo.....................................

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 06:11 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit86

    :)

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 06:12 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    ;-)

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 06:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    140
    Hahahaa you prissy tosser.
    You ran off to Mercopress crying your lttle eyes out, because the bad man used a naughty word.
    And lets just remind ourselves who started this, only you don't seem able to finish it and need help from Mercopress. I'll keep on thanks, I despise dirty little racists like you.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 06:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Forgetit86

    Finish what? Promise what? Calling you a dumb ass, is that what I'm supposed to finish? I've been doing that all day because you won't leave me alone. In fact, you're saying 'laters' all day but you won't go away. And who started what? Looking at this thread you're the one who addressed me first. The same on the other thread. The problem is that when you scalate you go too far since you can't really be anything but vulgar. Don't be too kind on yourself thinking it was me who asked Mercopress to delete your betise. As you said, Mercopress will occasionally do that, and you got picked because, well, you're a lowlife. Anyway, now it is me who'll have to leave. and mind I do have to leave, in contrast to you who'll keep watching this to see if I'll keep posting. Sad, huh? And you're the one who's racist. No doubt you'll be calling me a Brazilian monkey if I provoke you further.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 06:34 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    “Brazilian monkey”?????????????????
    Where did that come from? Exactly what planet are you on?
    If you twist anymore you'll end up your own backside.
    And you have the nerve to call me low life.
    Look these are boards to come to and leave as we please.
    Mercopress can do as they want but you don't dictate to me or anyone else for that matter.
    As for me being vulgar, well perhaps have but then I don't remember you being particularly polite either.

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 07:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo

    the revealing of my list may be very shameful !!

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 08:52 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • geo2

    [] - 138 forget

    please read again this forum's comments # 87 + # 88 !!
    any comments can be read easily just before “ submit comment” click !!

    do you want a clue ??
    there are two friends who are e-mail friends
    and
    they write many comments under the different names here
    to messaging cryptic with a third person .....!!

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 09:49 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    147 geo (#)
    the revealing of my list may be very shameful
    [crossdressers perhaps ??? ]

    Sep 21st, 2011 - 11:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Filippo

    We should send our war vetrans to the islands next year to occupy your airport, this could be used as a pretext for invasion when they are arrested entering Argentine territory by illegal colonial pirates.

    We can then remove all the illegal pirates from our islands, one way or another :)

    Sep 22nd, 2011 - 12:35 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    @ geo,
    Publish away, l want to see what you've got.
    Don't worry about Filippo though, he's just well..... Filippo.

    Sep 22nd, 2011 - 10:20 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?Brazilian-Monkey-Wax&docid=kzzqw8Gcmbcg1M&w=400&h=347&ei=E0h7TvuYBoG30QW4ns2jAw&zoom=1

    Sep 22nd, 2011 - 03:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    he wont publish,
    something about their human rights ?

    Sep 22nd, 2011 - 07:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0

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