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Casa Rosada turns into a “dolls’ house” with “Cristinita” the witch leading
Argentine president Cristina Fernández presented on Monday evening a doll made to her image, “Cristinita” which is on sale at a museum next to Government House, Casa Rosada, in downtown Buenos Aires. Read full article
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Disclaimer & comment rulesShe looks very like Ozzie Osborne in drag. Thinking about it, we never see them both together. Come on Ozzie, this joke's gone a bit too far.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 06:37 am - Link - Report abuse 0The only question is which one is made out of the most plastic?.............
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 06:44 am - Link - Report abuse 0I must buy one so I can stick pins in it......
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 07:25 am - Link - Report abuse 0@3: you beat me to it! Xp
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 07:58 am - Link - Report abuse 0She's not good enough to be a witch.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 09:06 am - Link - Report abuse 0@4.... you get the Nestor doll.......
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 09:16 am - Link - Report abuse 0These should be imported to the Falklands in bulk and issued free of charge to all owners of public dart boards ,The Victory bar and Gluepot in particular.The Falklands defence force and the Bisley team would put them to very good use.The team at Gilbert House could also use them as a frustration toy.If we cannot get our hands on them then maybe we could produce our own version and get funding from the Falkland Islands Development Corporation !
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 09:19 am - Link - Report abuse 0Penny to a pound they are made in China.....
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 09:21 am - Link - Report abuse 0I guess you could pay off the national debt by selling pins.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 10:00 am - Link - Report abuse 0Hilarious, she got no money to payfor ''Asignacion por hijo'' and ''planes vagancia'' so she sell dolls to get some monies.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 11:10 am - Link - Report abuse 0All she needs is a black cat and a wart on the end of her nose. You couldn't make this stuff up.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 11:12 am - Link - Report abuse 0This is what I love about Cristina, a light touch and even a bit of self-deprecation while pushing a very progressive policy. How can anyone now say she's a dictator?! And the picture is very pretty =) Btw why was this in the Brazil section but not the Argentina one??
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 11:42 am - Link - Report abuse 0Pull the string at the back and it screams “Malvinas Argentinas”.“Who is the fairest in the land ?” More Botox! ”
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 11:43 am - Link - Report abuse 0Do they do a larger version to scare birds from the garden ?
It's a pity that such a breakthrough is shadowed by some dolls & dulls...
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 11:46 am - Link - Report abuse 0The series is planned to rival Mattel's Barbie line, with future products to include a Aerolinas plane with authentic nosedive feature, and a Maximo doll with lifelike Cream bun accessories.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 12:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Cristina: “I SAID, Thunderbirds are GO!”
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 12:20 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Mujica: “Yes, Lady Penelope”.
Finger-puppets rule, OK? ....... no, let's not go there.
Cristina as Lady Penelope, I like it =)
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 01:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0The doll could do a better job of running Argentina than CFK does.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 01:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I've made a witch doll of my long dead husband and stuck wings on it, I'm not out of my brain at all, no no.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 01:20 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“I love that one of Him with wings, it’s a dream” what is wrong with this woman?. Its almost a shame Argentina dusn't have that odd India tradition of putting the widow on the funeral pyre (alive). Would of saved us all from pictures of it on mercopress.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 02:14 pm - Link - Report abuse 0This wearing black schtick shes on is just weird and now there is a doll in that extended grieving widow mode. Why would she be proud of that?
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 02:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Excellent comedy story.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 03:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@13
“Do they do a larger version to scare birds from the garden ?”
If they do, BK will be first in line to get one...not sure it will be for scaring the birds though!
@22
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 03:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0BK @12 wondered why this appeared in the 'Brazilian' section.Maybe she had her garden trimmed ! (with bolt cutters)
You could imagine BK taking his doll to the movies.
It was designed as a marketing tool for Bottox International to shows how it looke like on an old wrinkled woman treated with Pottox, sorry Bottox.....
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 04:44 pm - Link - Report abuse 0It will be used also to threaten bad kids when they go to bed......or to avoid by fear that thieves get into the house .....or to get dogs dumb by night.....so, it will be very useful.....and it value is less than a “chaucha” (similar to a pence).
It was named the “CFK devil's doll” on her honor.
Proctor & Gamble Arg. announce new feminine product 'Nestor with Wings'
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 05:08 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Cristina says “Its a dream”.
@12 Saving up to buy the “set”, are you?
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 05:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@17 It's so LIFE-LIKE!! I bet the head and arms come off so she can use it in bed at night. Mind you, that would probably be the “Nestor” doll. Keep the head and arms to give “Slack Alice” a bigger thrill, eh?
# 5
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 06:34 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Is CFK a prurient woman in your opinion ?
TWIMC
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 07:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Maid in Argentina
Onli 15 dollaros
http://articulo.mercadolibre.com.ar/MLA-151437887-munecos-de-nestor-kirchner-cristina-k-y-otros-_JM
Buy, buy, buy..................
Chuckle chuckle©
@23 because they need the money after china pulled a 23 billion dollar steel plant plan, well there's a surprise make all the right noises whilst thier there and soon as they're home it's scrub that. CFK is a total joke and gets worse by the day, embarrasing and the only one who can't see it is BK and his W*^K sock what an utter tit. Oh thats the other one. Bet Bk has bought half a dozen already in case he wears them out quickly as I dare say the quality won't be that good. Dickheads get a fookin grip, why is this even being reported?
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 07:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“The motive of the ceremony was to hand out the first DNI identity cards issued to members of the transsexual and transvestite communities”
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 07:36 pm - Link - Report abuse 0They already have DNI's they just want to be able to say they're female / male without having the operation......
what a bint she gets worst by the day my dad died last year i think i'll get a doll with wings made. .......she really is deluded and an embarressment, if i wasn't so disgusted at her antics i would laugh......what a total twat
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 08:47 pm - Link - Report abuse 0'ha ha look at me! I look like a witch!'
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 09:10 pm - Link - Report abuse 0'See how I do self depreciation whilst actually encouraging idolization of myself and family and stealing from and abusing my country and shafting it back to the stone ages'
'ha ha, Im so humble....'
BURN HER.
Sorry, but I just cannot improve on the hilarious comments on here!
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 09:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 030 KFC de Pollo: I couldn't figure out connexion between dolls and CFK's DNI ceremony, but apparently, dolls are made by an artisan Laly Baliner, who has some link to the lesbian-mothers group Lesmadres.
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 09:47 pm - Link - Report abuse 0While one might surmise that CFK supports the doll-making bit because of Berliner's “progressive” tie to the lesbian-mothers/DNI initiative, seems that Laly Berliner is also a staunch “Malvinista” supporter, at least as suggested by one of her facebook photo of dolls+“Malvinas are Argentine” signs.
Facebook photo: http://goo.gl/tnI2o
La mujer que hizo la muñeca de Cristina Kirchner:
http://goo.gl/tnI2o
Lesmadres group: http://goo.gl/tnI2o
correction
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 09:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0-self deprecation-
She s going for the fringe groups. The support adds up.
i ordered a “christinita” doll, it didnt have a mouth or a vagina, and it looked ugly as F**k, thats the last time i order a blow up doll from Argentina
Jul 03rd, 2012 - 11:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Don't be Jealous Brits, you can get Queen Elisabeth II doll for only 15.00 EUR... a little smelly.
Jul 04th, 2012 - 05:30 am - Link - Report abuse 0http://www.caganer.com/celebrities-caganers-royalty-caganer-queen-elisabeth-ii-p-509.html?language=en
No prizes for 2nd best Marco, sorry about that.....
Jul 04th, 2012 - 05:56 am - Link - Report abuse 02 Xect
Jul 04th, 2012 - 12:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Some might say that you couldn't tell the difference........ Although my guess is that “The doll” has less plastic in it than KFC
#38 Surprised to see you calling our Diamond Queen Elizabeth II “second best” to Cristinita =)
Jul 04th, 2012 - 03:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@40... stupid boy, you know what I mean..... no prizes for third place either........
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