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Argentine president back in hospital: this time for “an infectious fever”

Monday, November 3rd 2014 - 08:54 UTC
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Argentine President Cristina Fernandez stressed health forced her on Sunday afternoon to check into Buenos Aires' Otamendi hospital for treatment of “an infectious fever,” according to a statement issued by the government. Read full article

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  • Englander

    Hope she hasn't got Ebola.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 09:29 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • golfcronie

    Seems she is falling apart, not only her ineptitude in running a country but her health.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 10:08 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • HansNiesund

    Fortunately, they've got a CT scanner at the Otamendi hospital, so if she's contracted Ebola they'll fix it with that. Imagine if she'd been in the Falklands!

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 10:42 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Englander

    Phew...... that's lucky.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 11:12 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • golfcronie

    @3
    She is so lucky to have this ailment now, just think in a years time the lights go out as they will have no US$.to import oil, oh forgot their friendly neighbour Venuzuela will give it to them on tick unless they are broke.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 11:19 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • BLACK CAT

    What a load of Botox

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 11:24 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • imoyaro

    Surprised they haven't issued a statement yet blaming the CIA. ;)

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 11:53 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Mendoza Canadian

    She just loves publicity.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 12:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Captain Poppy

    Encephalitis?.....Menengitis? Cranial Abscess? Just wishful thinking

    sweet dreams just the same

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 12:44 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ElaineB

    Maybe she is just a drama queen and hoping for the sympathy? I don't know but do we know of any other leader of a country that spends so much time off sick?

    ”Cabinet chief Jorge Capitanich said that “the truth is the president is in extraordinary good health, and very active in her daily duties” Whilst CFK is seen being admitted to hospital.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 01:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • paulcedron

    it is another plastic surgery and counting.
    the witch looks like a monster with those droopy plastic cheeks.
    the worst thing is she thinks she will look great after her 100th surgery.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 02:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    A brain aneurysm would explain a lot.
    A whole lot.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 02:22 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • PhraseWizard

    I'm sure a multitude are rooting for the fever.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 02:40 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Moderator

    glad to see that the bashing mob is wishing her a speedy recovery.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 02:45 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • chronic

    Distraction.

    rotting roadkill: Pay your debts.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 03:01 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Rick from Maryland

    What kind of diagnosis is that? An infectious fever.

    Since when are “fevers” infectious? I guess if you get close enough some of the excess body heat can warm you... But I never heard of a fever transmitting itself to someone else.

    But... maybe thats typical of their medical capabilities. Probably trained in Cuba.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 03:08 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • The Voice

    If they do CT scan perhaps it will reveal that actually The Presidents Brain is Missing!

    As someone said, its probably another nip and tuck

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 03:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • PhraseWizard

    16 Rick from Maryland: NO, NO, NO!!! Doctors, Medicine and Treatment is AMONG THE BEST IN THE WORLD IN CUBA! Get your references straight when criticising trash like Argentina.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 03:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • chronic

    Don't anyone attempt to blame the current rotting roadkill predicament on Cretina's health. The next 100 in the political line of perionist succession are just a ignorant as she is and could/will continue down the same assured path of self distruction.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 03:52 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Ozgood

    Surely she is simply a front woman for some sinister cabal. Her past is catching up with her. CFK ought to know that if she cannot take the heat she should get out of the kitchen

    The writing is on the wall for her - Karma is catching up

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 04:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • LEPRecon

    Perhaps the doctors in Argentina (or more likely the Argentine government) don't know that a fever is a symptom of an infection (such as a virus or bacteria) and isn't in itself infectious.

    If they are going to concoct ailments for their President you'd think they'd at least put some effort into it.

    10-1 that she'll try to pass it off as a CIA plot to try and infect her with ebola or some such thing.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 04:27 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GeoffWard2

    Argentina lists endemic:
    Hepatitis A
    Hepatitis E
    Malaria
    Dengue
    Yellow Fever
    Japanese Encephalitis
    African Tripanosomiasis
    Leishmaniasis
    Plague
    Hemorrhagic Fever
    Rift Valley Fever
    Chikungunya
    Leptospirosis
    Schistosomiasis
    Lassa Fever
    Meningococcal meningitis
    Rabies

    ... but it may be a cold.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 06:25 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • RICO

    It's plastic surgery. Fortunately she has trained a whole lot of YES men to parrot what she normally says so the country will not miss her during her absence.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 06:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Anglotino

    Does syphilis cause a fever?

    It is infectious. And does cause personality changes and erratic behaviour in the tertiary phase.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 08:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Hernán

    Sra. Presidenta, my respect and my wishes for a speedy recovery beyond the differences.

    Geof: secure in your country there are no diseases.

    Rabies does not exist in Argentina due to the vaccination campaign

    Malaria, dengue and yellow fever are endemic in Brazil, Paraguay and Bolivia, and the few cases reported in Argentina is from people who came from the countries mentioned.

    Hemorrhagic Fever: yes, there exists in Argentina and is transmitted by mouse urine: Argentina developing a vaccine for this a long time ago and cases that occur are very rare.

    CURRENTLY, THE DISEASE THAT FACE THE ARGENTINA AND IS DIFFICULT TO CURE IS FALKLANDITIS MIXED WITH ENGLHISTITIS AND WAS ORIGINATED IN ENGLAND, AND WAS SPREAD WORLDWIDE FOR THE CENTURIES 17, 18 AND 19.
    TODAY IN MOST COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD WAS ERADICATED, EXCEPT IN AN ARGENTINE ISLANDS, LOCATED 600KM. TO EAST FROM TIERRA DEL FUEGO (LOLLLLLL).

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 08:36 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • RICO

    #22 She's been about a bit so it could be any of those, particularly those that lead unpredictable and irrational behaviour, but my money is still on cosmetic surgery.

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 08:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Monkeymagic

    She is infected with Malvinitis....

    It is a brain disease where you believe any shit your government tells you despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. You believe that anything you steal is rightfully yours, anyone who points out your lies is a traitor....and most of all you are really really stupid....

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 08:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Vulcanbomber

    my money is on rabies

    at home my money is on popcorn

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 08:52 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • HansNiesund

    The Presidential Medical Unit (sic) has just announced it's sigmoiditis, which is an inflammation of the sigmoid colon.

    Don't all rush at once ....

    Nov 03rd, 2014 - 11:53 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • CabezaDura2

    Who is responsable?? Was it Capitanich?? Was it Kicillove?? Was it Boudou?? Was it Mr Think??

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 12:02 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    Looks like someone has a gun barrel pressed against her throat, in that picture!

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 01:24 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Doug

    This sounds like a case of the vapors.

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 02:35 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • HansNiesund

    It's the first recorded case of sigmoiditis causing somebody to lose their voice.

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 10:18 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GeoffWard2

    Patients who are recuperating from Turkey-Neck plastic surgery are advised to not speak.

    Hernan #25: I know these diseases intermittently flare up; the literature calls them endemic - like Lyme Disease in the USA, which only really flares during the hunting season when ticks attack the stalkers.

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 11:03 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Captain Poppy

    Actually Geoff Lyme tends to flare more in the summer months when people are in shorts and out and about. I fact my son son contacted it this past year.

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 12:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GeoffWard2

    Poppy,
    tough on your son.
    It is often hard to get rid of.
    Make sure he keeps on top of it as it can get nasty in late stage if untreated.

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 01:12 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Captain Poppy

    They say it was caught very early. He went on a major dose of anti-biotics for an extended period. He seems okay, but time is the real indicator. When it first appeared on the screen, some people really was damaged.

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 01:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Rick from Maryland

    I got it in February. My sister had to make a trip overseas and asked me to tend her farm. One of her goats delivered early in the morning and I had to help her.

    Afterwards I went to take a shower and sure as shit there was a deer tick stuck to my stomach.

    I pulled it off. Several hours later I started to feel bad. Checked my stomach and sure enough there was that “bullseye” rash.

    Within a couple hours I was so sick I had to call my wife to drive out and pick me up. I was too sick to drive! It was the sickest I have ever been.

    Antibiotics for two weeks. That was 10 years ago. No problem at all since then.

    I never asked, but now I wonder if I'm immune. I spend a lot of time in the woods. Pulled several off over the years....

    Certainly not related, but since then I've never had the flu either!

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 02:11 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Captain Poppy

    It's very well possible Rick. Like the old vaccinations with live portion of the virus. In my 1st year in the Army there was an swine flu outbreak and we all got inoculated (no choice) and they were live virus then.

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 03:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GeoffWard2

    If CFK really is suffering from ‘sigmoiditis’, this is a type of autoimmune disease affecting the lower bowel adjacent to the rectum. The inflammation and ulceration of the colon is really painful and you get a very loose bowel – belly cramps and explosive diarrhoea and flatulence - so presidential meetings can be frequently disrupted.

    You get it flaring up from emotional stress; also from disease and from food allergies.

    As well as a bloody flux, weight loss, fever and debility can make presidential life very difficult. At its worst drug treatment can enlarge and explode the gut (Toxic Mega Colon, TMC), needing heavy surgery.

    You have to feel for a woman who has so many diseases and disorders.
    More so than any other president, she is past her sell-by date.

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 05:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    So, “explosive flatulence” from both ends now!

    Sorry, somebody had to be the first to say it....

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 07:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • toooldtodieyoung

    24 Anglotino

    “Does syphilis cause a fever?”

    Not sure on that one, but I am betting that she has gone down with a slight case of Ebola

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 08:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Captain Poppy

    If she has her asshole removed.....how will she talk to her public?

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 10:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    if he is removed, where will Timmerman get another job??

    Nov 04th, 2014 - 11:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Captain Poppy

    Hehehe. Love it Troy. Inflamed colon is a piece of material that will keep giving.

    Nov 05th, 2014 - 12:34 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Frank

    I have just been informed - by one who knows - that this condition is often aquired by people who indulge in too much colonic irrigation. You know... flushing the shit out of a person. That and anal sex... aka 'getting fucked up the bum'.

    Sorry about the scary visuals... I'm not going to sleep well tonight either.....

    Nov 05th, 2014 - 06:02 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    45

    :-D

    Nov 05th, 2014 - 07:25 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Evil Colonialist Pirate

    #35
    Probably one of her thugs turned against her.

    Nov 05th, 2014 - 11:18 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Captain Poppy

    #48 that was a response to me at 35?

    Nov 05th, 2014 - 03:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Frank

    Breaking news at the BA Herald!!!!!!

    They gave her an anal/colon transplant earliery today......

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    But the arsehole has rejected her!!

    Nov 06th, 2014 - 02:16 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Usurping Pirate

    This time tomorrow , it'll be Saturday Night Fever .......

    Nov 07th, 2014 - 06:22 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ilsen

    ... dancing in the streets!

    Nov 08th, 2014 - 12:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • aimee

    haha she is smart ... On november 13 there is going to be protest march , so she is in the hospital COWARD. Next we are free.

    Nov 08th, 2014 - 02:45 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ilsen

    What is the purpose of the march? What is the message of the protesters?

    Nov 08th, 2014 - 06:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • aimee

    it is likely that there is going to be a march . the message is that we are fed up with this kind of government and corruption therefore JAIL for everybody including the vice-president.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/323839741129375/?ref=22

    Nov 09th, 2014 - 03:28 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ilsen

    thank you #55 aimee

    Bueno Suerte!

    Nov 09th, 2014 - 07:41 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    Best Wishes on your march, Thursday!

    Please post photos on FB

    Nov 09th, 2014 - 09:52 pm - Link - Report abuse 0

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