The Falkland Islands Government confirmed on Thursday that a military medic involved in quarantine surveillance swabbing has tested positive for Covid-19 as a result of displaying symptoms. Read full article
Rumour has it he’s busy right now, apparently he volunteered for a trial of the new “anal swab test” for detecting corona virus, however they had difficulties getting his head out of his arse first to take the swab, but it went straight back in afterwards with no problem.
A full recovery is expected, normal service to be resumed soon.
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Disclaimer & comment rulesWhen do we hear from Filmus on the important implications for the Argentine claim to sovereignty resulting from these important developments ?
Jan 29th, 2021 - 11:22 am - Link - Report abuse 0Rumour has it he’s busy right now, apparently he volunteered for a trial of the new “anal swab test” for detecting corona virus, however they had difficulties getting his head out of his arse first to take the swab, but it went straight back in afterwards with no problem.
Jan 30th, 2021 - 05:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0A full recovery is expected, normal service to be resumed soon.
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