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Chavez back in Venezuela after ten days in Cuba: “where’s the party”

Friday, December 7th 2012 - 17:04 UTC
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Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez returned from Cuba on Friday following cancer-related medical treatment, walking and joking at the airport in a first public appearance in three weeks that quashed rumours he might have been at death's door. Read full article


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  • Conqueror

    “Where's the party?” It's a small venue. About 6 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot. But it won't be “restrictive” for long. It will get warmer and warmer. Until it burns. In preparation for where you're going. Horns and pitchfork are issued later. But not the way you'd think! The horns get stabbed into the upper body to transfix the heart you've never had. And the pitchfork? We'll leave you to figure out where that goes. But you won't be doing a lot of sitting down!

    Dec 07th, 2012 - 05:23 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    You have to give it to Dead Man Walking: he can appear on top of the world when circumstances dictate otherwise.

    He certainly fooled 'his people' again when the deluded souls re-elected him, only for him to disappear until he turned up in Cuba.

    Wait until he eventually croaks there will be a gnashing of teeth and renting of clothes as far as the eye can see.

    Dec 07th, 2012 - 06:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • KFC de Pollo

    tick tock

    Dec 07th, 2012 - 06:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • aussie sunshine

    *1 becareful that it is you that ends up in 6 foot by 2foot by 2 foot!!

    Dec 07th, 2012 - 11:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Britworker

    Wearing the customary South American despot shell suit, those elastic waists are so convenient.

    Dec 08th, 2012 - 07:26 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    4 aussie raincloud

    We could say the same about you, only in your case it would be 4 ft x 2 ft x 2 ft, with a cube of 3 ft sides at one end to get your head in.

    Ha, ha, ha.

    Dec 08th, 2012 - 10:51 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • andy65

    I am suprised that his lover The X flight attendent pensioner of the bancrupt airline Aerloines Argentines Alicia Castro was not there to greet him

    Dec 08th, 2012 - 03:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Conqueror

    @4 You aren't big enough. And you're gutless as well!!

    Dec 08th, 2012 - 10:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR


    This in BsAs Herald: Dead Man Walking is going back to Cuba and has named a successor, his Vice-President, an ex bus driver and union official. Excellent choice for the most corrupt country in SA and that’s saying something.

    These pillocks running the LatAm countries have no experience whatsoever except for Chile on what is required to provide security and financial success to their people.

    Looks like my deadline for him to be dead (end of the year) may be slightly out. Still, I wish him a swift and painful departure. It is only a fraction of what he deserves.

    A little music to help him on his way:

    Don´t Let Me Be Misunderstood. The Animals

    Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina. Elaine Paige Live (Madonna cannot sing)

    Great Balls On Fire. ;o) Jerry Lee Lewis

    I’ll Be Back! The Beatles

    Apocalypse Now - Helicopter Attack

    THE END The Doors

    Stairway To Heaven

    Dec 09th, 2012 - 03:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
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    Dec 09th, 2012 - 06:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    10 aussie raincloud

    Ooooohhhhheerr! I am frightened now! Prat. I did not wish the illness on him, he has it already. I just want him dead in the most painful way imaginable.

    As an atheist there is no juju man or pin sticking witch: whatever your fate is you can always do something about it until you die. I have news for you, dying is part and parcel of being alive on this planet.

    I have had my scares, and because of vigilance and knowledge have managed to deal with them, so far.

    But every day I wake up I think, ANOTHER DAY! And then I get on with it.

    Now fcuk off and play with the fairies or little boys, or is it girls you prefer you argie moron?

    BTW the ‘Boq Mayus’ on a Espanol keyboard is the first left-hand column, third key up. Try using it, you may not look quite the idiot you are if you do.


    Dec 09th, 2012 - 09:14 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • aussie sunshine

    *11 yeah!! yeah!! I would like to see you on your death bed!! probably begging for the priest to come along and send you to .............
    Man you come right out of a comic book!! and for “ peace” you can stick it where it fits.....

    Dec 10th, 2012 - 12:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    12 aussie shitcloud

    Considering you have no idea where I live on Uruguay or my real name, how do you intend to be at my deathbed?

    Also, I used to be a High Alter Server (the chief choirboy) until the age of 12 or so and then I grew up and realised religion for what it is: an even bigger scam than TMBOA is perpetrating on Argentina.

    I have been an atheist for longer than you have been on the planet by the state of your unintelligent posts which portray you as an uneducated schoolboy of teenage years. So no, I don’t fear some God who will damn me forever for being human: as HE made me if you like. :o)

    So no begging for a charlatan priest who shags the nuns and choirboys, in God’s name of course; to come along and contaminate the place.

    Everyone has ONE chance of life; I have made the best possible use of it that I could, pity you cannot say that, can you?

    So, at the end, it really IS the end as far as I am concerned.

    Peace and blessings be upon you, my son!

    Dec 10th, 2012 - 03:36 pm - Link - Report abuse 0

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