Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez returned from Cuba on Friday following cancer-related medical treatment, walking and joking at the airport in a first public appearance in three weeks that quashed rumours he might have been at death's door. Read full article
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Where's the party? It's a small venue. About 6 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot. But it won't be restrictive for long. It will get warmer and warmer. Until it burns. In preparation for where you're going. Horns and pitchfork are issued later. But not the way you'd think! The horns get stabbed into the upper body to transfix the heart you've never had. And the pitchfork? We'll leave you to figure out where that goes. But you won't be doing a lot of sitting down!Dec 07th, 2012 - 05:23 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
You have to give it to Dead Man Walking: he can appear on top of the world when circumstances dictate otherwise.Dec 07th, 2012 - 06:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
He certainly fooled 'his people' again when the deluded souls re-elected him, only for him to disappear until he turned up in Cuba.
Wait until he eventually croaks there will be a gnashing of teeth and renting of clothes as far as the eye can see.
tick tockDec 07th, 2012 - 06:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
*1 becareful that it is you that ends up in 6 foot by 2foot by 2 foot!!Dec 07th, 2012 - 11:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
Wearing the customary South American despot shell suit, those elastic waists are so convenient.Dec 08th, 2012 - 07:26 am - Link - Report abuse 0
4 aussie raincloudDec 08th, 2012 - 10:51 am - Link - Report abuse 0
We could say the same about you, only in your case it would be 4 ft x 2 ft x 2 ft, with a cube of 3 ft sides at one end to get your head in.
Ha, ha, ha.
I am suprised that his lover The X flight attendent pensioner of the bancrupt airline Aerloines Argentines Alicia Castro was not there to greet himDec 08th, 2012 - 03:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
@4 You aren't big enough. And you're gutless as well!!Dec 08th, 2012 - 10:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY!!!!Dec 09th, 2012 - 03:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
This in BsAs Herald: Dead Man Walking is going back to Cuba and has named a successor, his Vice-President, an ex bus driver and union official. Excellent choice for the most corrupt country in SA and that’s saying something.
These pillocks running the LatAm countries have no experience whatsoever except for Chile on what is required to provide security and financial success to their people.
Looks like my deadline for him to be dead (end of the year) may be slightly out. Still, I wish him a swift and painful departure. It is only a fraction of what he deserves.
A little music to help him on his way:
Don´t Let Me Be Misunderstood. The Animals
Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina. Elaine Paige Live (Madonna cannot sing)
Great Balls On Fire. ;o) Jerry Lee Lewis
I’ll Be Back! The Beatles
Apocalypse Now - Helicopter Attack
THE END The Doors
Stairway To Heaven
bEWARE TO ALL THOSE WHO DESIRE ILLNESS ON ANOTHER HUMAN BEING...BECAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!!Dec 09th, 2012 - 06:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
10 aussie raincloudDec 09th, 2012 - 09:14 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
Ooooohhhhheerr! I am frightened now! Prat. I did not wish the illness on him, he has it already. I just want him dead in the most painful way imaginable.
As an atheist there is no juju man or pin sticking witch: whatever your fate is you can always do something about it until you die. I have news for you, dying is part and parcel of being alive on this planet.
I have had my scares, and because of vigilance and knowledge have managed to deal with them, so far.
But every day I wake up I think, ANOTHER DAY! And then I get on with it.
Now fcuk off and play with the fairies or little boys, or is it girls you prefer you argie moron?
BTW the ‘Boq Mayus’ on a Espanol keyboard is the first left-hand column, third key up. Try using it, you may not look quite the idiot you are if you do.
*11 yeah!! yeah!! I would like to see you on your death bed!! probably begging for the priest to come along and send you to .............Dec 10th, 2012 - 12:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
Man you come right out of a comic book!! and for peace you can stick it where it fits.....
12 aussie shitcloudDec 10th, 2012 - 03:36 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
Considering you have no idea where I live on Uruguay or my real name, how do you intend to be at my deathbed?
Also, I used to be a High Alter Server (the chief choirboy) until the age of 12 or so and then I grew up and realised religion for what it is: an even bigger scam than TMBOA is perpetrating on Argentina.
I have been an atheist for longer than you have been on the planet by the state of your unintelligent posts which portray you as an uneducated schoolboy of teenage years. So no, I don’t fear some God who will damn me forever for being human: as HE made me if you like. :o)
So no begging for a charlatan priest who shags the nuns and choirboys, in God’s name of course; to come along and contaminate the place.
Everyone has ONE chance of life; I have made the best possible use of it that I could, pity you cannot say that, can you?
So, at the end, it really IS the end as far as I am concerned.
Peace and blessings be upon you, my son!