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Falkland Island's Conservation review and appeal on World Penguin Day
This week penguins are celebrated through World Penguin Day (Thursday April 25) and Sarah Crofts from Falklands Conservation explains why more research is desirable on them in the Islands. Read full article
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Disclaimer & comment rulesNoth American humor regarding the species...
Apr 26th, 2013 - 03:12 pm - Link - Report abuse 0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO9A4p1Qsvk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I can't help myself, forgive me if this is offensive to our gentle readers.
Sorry.
Apr 26th, 2013 - 03:18 pm - Link - Report abuse 0http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/falklands-penguins-bide-their-time-2013031262469
@2 Escoses Doido
Apr 26th, 2013 - 04:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I always thought those Penguins were up to something....
I wish I had just watched the two chimps telling the penguin joke and not subsequently clicked on the video of the monkey masturbating. :o(
Apr 26th, 2013 - 04:25 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Surprises me that the feminists have not adopted the Penguin has their emblem, one night of passion and the poor bloody male does all the work!!!!!!!!!
Apr 26th, 2013 - 06:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0very nice creatures,
Apr 26th, 2013 - 06:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0we have some in the fridge,
for when we feel peckish,
but on the whole very nice..
Chicureo.
Apr 26th, 2013 - 06:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Saludos, hope you are are keeping well, you old sea dog.
Loved it, have not laughed so much in a long time.
Took me bloody ages to explain it to the wife though!!!!!
RC
Apr 26th, 2013 - 07:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Glad you enjoyed it.
As for the “old sea dog” the best description is frpm the Dire Straights: “Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, worst hangover that I ever had...”
#2
Apr 26th, 2013 - 07:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Nothing to do with penguins but you and I will probably be the only ones who can understand it !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxLmFhROqY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxLmFhROqY
Clyde both very funny!
Apr 26th, 2013 - 08:17 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I understand and sympathize with the dialect.
Or as they say in the Highlands: Whale eye beef hooked!
(hint for the others: say it phonetically with the best Gaelic imitation you can muster...)
Rockhopper penguins are happy, the Brutish don't boiled them anymore for oil and their oily “cousin” Rockhopper Exploitation keeps collapsing (137.38 -4.50 (-3.17%).
Apr 26th, 2013 - 08:27 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Whoops, that old penguin again. When it doubt, throw in the price of the exploration shares!
Apr 26th, 2013 - 08:34 pm - Link - Report abuse 0#9 Clyde: the other version is “whale oil beef hooked”...
Apr 26th, 2013 - 08:40 pm - Link - Report abuse 0#11 MA: the other version I hear is the Argentinian economy is about to beef hooked...
Nothing like some YouTube humour to start my Saturday!
Apr 26th, 2013 - 09:13 pm - Link - Report abuse 0ELEVEN
Oh no, it looks as though my last comment caused Marcos Pingüino to “blow a seal” ...
Apr 26th, 2013 - 10:17 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@9:
Apr 26th, 2013 - 10:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0LMFAO - The replicator - If only they could replicate the Union Bar Peterhead - Or the Balaclava in the Broch on a good night!!!
The usurpers talking about the penguins as if they belonged.
Apr 26th, 2013 - 10:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0There is a history of British gangsters “kelpers” related to the topic of the colonies of penguins (argentines): do you remember Mike Bingham, the scientist?:
http://www.malvinense.com.ar/smalvi/2013/2268.htm
@17:
Apr 26th, 2013 - 10:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Give yourself a good slap across the face, and then do the same to your mother and father.
Because they are the ones ultimately responsible for your garbage posts.
Do it now - Quickly!!!!!!
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Apr 26th, 2013 - 10:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0My posts bother? Well, they say the truth, British gangsters!
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Apr 26th, 2013 - 10:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Jose - You sound like a 'born again' christian when pushing your 'truth' on other people.
The truth is spoken in the English language of the Falkland Islanders Joseph.
Mike Bingham.
Apr 27th, 2013 - 12:50 am - Link - Report abuse 0Now I'm laughing even harder!
21 Anglolatino
Apr 27th, 2013 - 01:21 am - Link - Report abuse 0Mike's Supreme Court victory was not a laughing matter for the colonial government in Malvinas, but it's certainly something he can smile about.
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Apr 27th, 2013 - 03:29 am - Link - Report abuse 0If you read the article, idiot, you'll see that the quotes are of two English speakers: Alexander Betts Goss (“Malvinas National Identity”) and Mike Bingham (“The Malvinas regime”).
23 José Malvinero
Apr 27th, 2013 - 11:21 am - Link - Report abuse 0What difference does it make what languages they speak ?
@23 Joseph.
Apr 27th, 2013 - 11:30 am - Link - Report abuse 0I did, and your link is printed in Spanish, - Did you not read it idiot?
@17 Tell us. How far back can you trace your “family”? Would it be “one Saturday night in 1994”? Do you know “daddy's” name? More important, do you know “mommy's” name? Or did/do you have lots of “uncles”? Who have to rush off after 2 or 3 hours.
Apr 27th, 2013 - 02:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0And isn't that Miguel Bingham?
@22 Yeah well, we all make mistakes. Should have shot him for treason. Or followed the argie example and just made him “disappear”.
@23 Isn't that “Alejandro” Betts and “Miguel” Bingham? A couple of argie infiltrators. Did you think we wouldn't figure it out? Why and how would the Falkland Islands Government seek to deport Bingham. He is, supposedly, British. You can't “deport” a British person from British territory. On the other hand, if there was information that he was really an argie..... ! And the Betts “thing”? An argie politician, I believe. Sorry. Let me rephrase that. An argie liar, I believe. Ever tried intelligence? Go on, go to the ICJ. We'll all be around. Showing British lawyers how to make argie government lawyers look stupid. Not that they need much help.
22==23
Apr 27th, 2013 - 07:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Its abt the penguins
Why you have to bring in gangsters and violence
If you no like penguins then leave them alone,
Gangsters=argentine =threats and intimidation
Please, your jealousy and envy of the penguins is not amusing..
Still,
You wait until they are advanced enough to fly planes and sail ships,
Then your be for it.olol.
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@17
Apr 28th, 2013 - 08:53 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“The usurpers”
You mean Argentina.
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