Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro said Wednesday he had scrapped his plan to take part in the UN General Assembly in New York to protect my life after purported threats on it. Just back from a visit to China Maduro said that on a layover in Vancouver he received intelligence on what he said were two highly serious provocations, which prompted him to scrap his UN trip. Read full article
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Disclaimer & comment rulesJust like his predecessor, when all else is failing in Venezuela, the Bus driver invokes the phantom legacy of the Hit Teams, for attention. ( The hit men must be using all the toilet paper rolls for pistol silencers, hence the recent nationalization ).
Sep 26th, 2013 - 06:07 am - Link - Report abuse 0So why did you not then attend and perhaps share your wit and wisdom at the UN meeting in New York ?
Christina AKA The Cat Woman in tights, and Pepe were there speaking.
My Airbus was at fault: I'm filing a lawsuit. according to the press release. Any more details on what was claimed to have happened ?
The details as always, there came none.
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Shouldn't this man be in a mental institution for his own protection?
Sep 26th, 2013 - 06:15 am - Link - Report abuse 0I mean other people who 'hear' voices are often treated successfully.
He's simply not important enough to be the subject of murderous international assassination plots - but he wishes he was.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 06:48 am - Link - Report abuse 0I'm guessing they've done the maths and have worked out it's all going to go pear shaped next month. Have they run out of foreign currency?
what's he so worried about isn't his chubby buddy and self acclaimed god Chavez watching over him in the shape of a super natural little bird?? or does that only work when he's wearing his straw hat of invincibility?
Sep 26th, 2013 - 07:23 am - Link - Report abuse 0#4 That is the source of his intelligence.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 09:08 am - Link - Report abuse 0Does this man not know any level of dignity? First off, if there is any threat to his physical integrity (lol), it will come internally from his military. Second, if any real country was attempting anything, yellowbird would not know anything to inform him.
What really happened? He got wind he was the shared, main event split with TMBOA at comedy central, AKA, The United Nations. After TMBOA, the audience was in need of a good laugh and the Bus was the best source.
This man is a fools fools, the world's Jester.
Lord, forgive him, for he know's not what he does and how bad he embarrasses himself and his control.
Maduro earlier this month claimed the White House is plotting the “collapse” of his government next month by sabotaging food, electricity and fuel supplies. The president’s predecessor, the late Hugo Chavez, also made regular claims about several alleged US plots to kill him.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 09:53 am - Link - Report abuse 0Oh I get it? These are the 'serious allegations'. His advisors have told him that fuel, electricity and food supplies are in jeopardy. Probably due to government incompetence, malpractice and corruption and when it does happen because it will, this fecker will pop up say see. I told you that they would do this! I told you!.
It's always somebody else's fault.
And the whole world eager to listen to his speech...
Sep 26th, 2013 - 10:29 am - Link - Report abuse 0Maduro ought to know that none of us will be here forever. Most politician adopt a philosophical attitude towards assassination but, looking at the comments about him on Facebook, he is treated as a nasty ridiculoud joke
Sep 26th, 2013 - 10:31 am - Link - Report abuse 0What can you expect from a bus driver? It's doubtful if he knows that the bits at the back of the wing are supposed to move. They are called flaps or ailerons. There's also bits at the front that move. They are called slats, slots or extensions. I wonder also whether he knows that wings flex.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 10:41 am - Link - Report abuse 0It was Spiderman!
Sep 26th, 2013 - 10:57 am - Link - Report abuse 0The UN is in the US not in Havana where his predecessor was killed...
Sep 26th, 2013 - 12:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0The UN building is also on neutral ground.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 12:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0This man's paranoia and insecurity comes from him being a bit thick and completely out of his depth. He is more at risk in his own country.
@12 With such Certified Stupid on such overt display, he's more at risk in his own office.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 12:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0When I got into Vancouver I evaluated the intelligence which we received from several sources
Sep 26th, 2013 - 01:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I wonder if this intelligence was delivered by his pajarito :)
@10 Anglotino:
Sep 26th, 2013 - 01:49 pm - Link - Report abuse 0That should be a joke, but you might actually be right
@10 Anglotino
Sep 26th, 2013 - 02:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Big lol.
Elaine(#) He may well be a front man for some sinister cabal that is ruining Venezuela for its own covert reasons.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 03:17 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Of course El Comandante was killed by the Cuban surgeons. I would not like to be treated by Cuban doctors
Maduro is right. It is not good to expose in the territory of spies. United States is not a reliable country.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 03:45 pm - Link - Report abuse 0The man is paranoid. Not even Castro behaved as he does.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 06:41 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Perhaps if Nicolas Maduro
Sep 26th, 2013 - 07:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Feels unsafe and fears for his life, perhaps he could employ CFK to do his bidding and speech making at the unmighty UN,
After all CFK is well experienced in these matters,??
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She is already back in Argentina.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 07:24 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Here is USA......
Sep 26th, 2013 - 08:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt99Ri4O-x8&list=FLmXPTu1f8AdGlizWNiASx2A
The man is stupid......like wood. I think the smartest moment he has ever had is the moment he realized that he has to speak to real world leaders and not Venezuelans, who do not even believe him. He realized that he is out of his league at the UN. He claims to be preserving his physical integrity, but he is really salvaging his cerebral integrity, or what is left of it. He's a bumbling moron and the world knows it.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 08:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Can you see everyone at the UN......Hey, theere he is, the leader that used the military to extract toilet paper!!!
The North-American democracy is the same as the NSA and Gestapo!
Sep 26th, 2013 - 08:43 pm - Link - Report abuse 0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHZuMDNTkA
Rússia and North-América are one!!
Your racism and hatred is sad and pathetic, but you definitive demise.
Sep 26th, 2013 - 09:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0BTW (google translate that one!).....no one with more than one brain cells looks at those utubes.......but South Americans.....lol
@ 25 Captain Popeye
Sep 26th, 2013 - 09:08 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Spy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o5cmpGQqa4&list=FLmXPTu1f8AdGlizWNiASx2A&feature=mh_lolz
@20 .., perhaps he could employ CFK to do his bidding and speech making at the unmighty UN,
Sep 26th, 2013 - 10:36 pm - Link - Report abuse 0As a commission she could claim a fraction (oh who are we kidding) of his allotted speaking time.
23poppy
Sep 27th, 2013 - 03:47 am - Link - Report abuse 0The man is stupid......like wood. I think the smartest moment he has ever had is the moment he realized that he has to speak to real world leaders and not Venezuelans, who do not even believe him. He realized that he is out of his league at the UN. He claims to be preserving his physical integrity, but he is really salvaging his cerebral integrity, or what is left of it. He's a bumbling moron and the world knows it.
Captain
Even Maduro realises that he would look like an arse, joining CFK in her dog and pony show on the world stage.
Solidarity be damned, he bugged out!!!
Much like Brasil will dump Mercosur (Argentina, same thing) and go for its own trade deals.
Most presidents are constantly threatened with assassination - it goes with the territory.
Sep 27th, 2013 - 09:08 am - Link - Report abuse 0No, his real fear is that he will be found inferior by his peers.
#26 is that the best you can offer? That is your stupidest statement yet.
Sep 27th, 2013 - 09:14 am - Link - Report abuse 0Slightly off topic, but it's not only Maduro who is showing paranoia and response to threat ...
Sep 27th, 2013 - 01:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Brasil's “vaca louca” tactic of payback:
“stop holding my heart hostage, my emotions are like a blasting of fundamentalist explosion”
(inspired by an online sentence-generator designed to confound the N.S.A.),
written indiscriminately amongst anodyne emails to friends and acquaintances but including 'why poor Godzilla had to attack the City of New York'.
Make the spooks work for their money.
On the other hand, you could just add a standing postscript to your every email: ****-off, you N.S.A. freaks, and get back to bugging your own people (or some such nicety).
The paranoia only festers and replicates in the guity.
Sep 27th, 2013 - 05:11 pm - Link - Report abuse 0BTW geoff.......you read too much pulp fiction. Don't confuse spooks with analysts. The NSA has analysts......no spooks. If yuo are going to be a know it all and try to walk the walk.....talk the talk. Spooks are Ops Officers and in the NCS.......spooks are not analysts.
Oh yes.....and of 6 billion on this earth, how many USA analysts does it take to read read everyone's email every day? I do several hundred emails a day, I wonder what the worldwide average is per day?
Hi Poppy #32; back from holiday.
Sep 27th, 2013 - 07:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0The article from which this is taken is in a US news-piece, written by a Brasilian to add a bit of levity into a situation getting seriously out of hand.
Though the facts are totally unforgiveable, we need to give the US time to re-structure its behaviour on the world stage. Though the facts won't go away, taking the steam out the situation is necessary.
And yes, I immediately saw the parallel with the Op- Centre series of Tom Clancy fictions, but the facts go so much further than the fictions. Your suggestion that your N.S.A. boys are not spies ('spooks') because they sit at terminals all day is somewhat pedantic.
Snowdon did wrong to do right .. or is it 'he did right to do wrong'?
(And I now know from your #32 why the N.S.A. are so paranoid ;-)
Yes....you need to give use much more time to create the overt restructuring for the world audience that is appalled.....primarily in SA.
Sep 27th, 2013 - 07:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0BTW......spooks actually have balls, work in the field and their life in in constant danger. Field Officers actually take pride in that name spook, so really you need not toss it around to some pencil dick paper pusher scanning algorithms. No Jeff......analysts are far from being a spook. They may be in the spy business but they are not spooks. Even Putin would agree with that.
No, Poppy, its not time needed for the world audience to restructure their thinking - its time needed for the governments of the world - and especially the US/UK spy/spook axis - to address the global illegalities they have created.
Sep 28th, 2013 - 09:03 am - Link - Report abuse 0Total corruption is still total corruption, which ever way you look at it.
You southies always give me a chuckle
Sep 28th, 2013 - 12:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@ Brasileiro, what you have is called paranoia - no, it's not something one can eat..
Sep 28th, 2013 - 02:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0- - - - - - -
Nicolas Maduro said : the intelligence which we received from several sources.
Probably from birds sitting on his and Chávez's shoulders.
Maduro ... claimed the White House is plotting the “collapse” of his government next month by sabotaging food, electricity and fuel supplies.
I somehow feel that Venezuela doesn't need help to achieve that.
#22
Oct 02nd, 2013 - 09:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0You are spending too much time on dodgy videos!
The one about the American fleet sailing into a lighthouse is so obviously a fake I am surprised that even you believe it. I have seen this one supposedly in three different locations in English and Spanish. The dialogue is different each time. By the way, the USN does not have two battleships in any of it's fleets.
The video about a Brazilian hypersonic vehicle is a joke. A small model launched on a tiny rocket ? Dream on !!
As for the Brazilian forces destroying the American armed forces ?
What with ? Blowpipes and poisoned darts ?
You live in a fantasy world.
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