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Cristina Fernandez undergoes 'satisfactory' brain and cardiac controls
Argentine President Cristina Fernández attended on Thursday evening the Favaloro Foundation Hospital in Buenos Aires for a medical check-up, including a brain scan and an electrocardiogram which were described as “satisfactory”. Read full article
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Disclaimer & comment rulesA psychiatric exam might have been more useful.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 08:18 am - Link - Report abuse 0@1
Feb 14th, 2014 - 11:16 am - Link - Report abuse 0More like getting ready to do a runner, bags packed already just in case.
Cannot believe that. Her brain is OK? Naaah!
Feb 14th, 2014 - 11:42 am - Link - Report abuse 0So they have a special unit for the President? She doesn't just go to a Private Hospital or Doctor? Wonder why?
Feb 14th, 2014 - 11:52 am - Link - Report abuse 0So that means that her already damaged brain hasn't suffered any additional harm. Good to know.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 12:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0So she's still psychotic, criminal, corrupt, mendacious and larcenous? It must make a medical examination very difficult.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 12:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Doctor: How do you feel?
CFK: Fine.
Doctor: Is that a lie or the truth?
CFK: It's the truth.
Doctor: Is that a lie or the truth?
Here's a thought. Cut the cow's head off. See whether she still says “Fine”!
so has now been certified as deluded normal,
Feb 14th, 2014 - 01:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0still,
the room at the asylum will be waiting .lol
“President Cristina Fernandez is scheduled to fly on Friday to the Patagonian province of Santa Cruz,”
Feb 14th, 2014 - 01:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Which the Argentines colonised, kicking the natives out like the Imperialists they are.
“where she is scheduled to attend on Saturday the Lake Feast and on Sunday celebrate her son Maximo birthday.”
So her jet will be crammed full of pies-that's just for Maximo's breakfast-a chartered Antonov An 24 will bring lunch as the US refused to release a C5 Galaxy until there was a pre-payment of $
The Chinese will be sending a cargo aircraft full of desert later on.....
We thinks she is hiding something,
Feb 14th, 2014 - 01:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0still,
that's her problem.
@8, The Conquest of the Dessert will be a sight to behold.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 01:43 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Now that pedophilia is legal in the new 2013 code of laws....maybe she will bring maxie the fat fuck a few gifts for his birthday. What a country!!!
Feb 14th, 2014 - 02:23 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Of course, the controls were satisfactory.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 02:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0No brain, heart still pumping, controlled by spinal nerves.
How old is she anyway?
Feb 14th, 2014 - 02:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Looks fossilised.
Get well soon Christina you are doing a wonderful job with the Argentine economy and promoting the aspirations of the Falkland Islanders to a worldwide audience.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 03:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“But despite all the medical problems and regular checkups the Argentine president seems well in command of her government”
Feb 14th, 2014 - 03:40 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Sure she is.
More like,“ under house arrest”, by the 'real' government until they decide what to do with her
When she eventually pops her clogs she has specifically asked not to be embalmed in order to escape the same fate as Evita. Wishful thinking if you ask me.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 04:08 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I was hopeful that the original “blood clot” on her brain would have been strong enough by now to take over all the cognitive functions of the “body” that is TMBOA.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 05:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Even without original thought the blood clot would represent an order of magnitude greater computing power from the president’s brain.
And just to bring a sense of well deserved jollity to the proceedings I give you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FaH7ATXkWg
“satisfactory brain control”...she never had satisfactory brain control and is ruining the country's economy, as all dictators do!
Feb 14th, 2014 - 06:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0How old is she anyway?
Feb 14th, 2014 - 07:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0apparently she is south Americas answer to Helen of troy,
only she is in her sixties , made of plastic, and still like her toys lol
She must be in her early 60's. Botox abuser AFAIK.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 08:12 pm - Link - Report abuse 019 Briton
Feb 14th, 2014 - 09:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“apparently she is south Americas answer to Helen of troy”
Really??? Can't see it myself matey....
“The face that launched a thousand ships”....NO
“The face that caused a thousand ships to sink”....More likely
Please see the receptionist on the way out and see you again in a month.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 09:17 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Aint getting old a bitch?
Then again. maybe the bitch is getting old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Helen of Troy”????
Feb 14th, 2014 - 09:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I dis-own her!!
@ 19 Briton
Feb 14th, 2014 - 10:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“apparently she is south Americas answer to Helen of troy,”
I think those who say that have her mixed up with the wooden horse. That was stuffed by big hairy men who likes nothing more than to practice their “sword” on unsuspecting foreigners “nod, nod, wink, wink, you know what I mean?”
The face that sank a thousand ships!
Feb 14th, 2014 - 10:23 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Well. one we know of at least.
Seriously though, double bag job!
Seems to work for BK, poor sod, his supply of Venezualan toilet paper ran out.
24 ChrisR
Feb 14th, 2014 - 10:27 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Please don't!!! There is a mental picture I could do without.
She would remind me more of the “Valley of the kings” All dried up, wind swept and dusty....where old rulers go to be buried
Latest News KFC just had a Cnut transplant.
Feb 14th, 2014 - 10:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Latest, Latest news, the Cnut rejected her.
All very uncharitable folks, please have a bit of decorum and note just how much this woman has done to strengthen the cause of the Falkland Islanders and denude the case for Argentina.
Feb 15th, 2014 - 02:15 am - Link - Report abuse 0There are very few other people who could possibly have done as much to strengthen the global case for the Islanders than this one woman, and is such a very short period of time.... wishing her ill is uncalled for.
Does she have a brain? ¿La Kretina tiene cerebro?
Feb 15th, 2014 - 07:45 am - Link - Report abuse 0GULP,
Feb 15th, 2014 - 07:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0wrong Helen oooppps, lolol
perhaps South Americas answer to the Mona Lisa..lol
she has no brain what are they looking at?
Feb 17th, 2014 - 02:06 am - Link - Report abuse 0@ 31 cornelius
Feb 17th, 2014 - 11:31 am - Link - Report abuse 0They are probably looking for the monkey wrench to adjust the monkey.
Apologises to monkeys everywhere.
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