MercoPress. South Atlantic News Agency
Small meteorite bang spreads fear of mini earth tremor in central Argentina
Argentine space expert Jorge Coghlan said that the huge bang heard on Tuesday and that scared many people in central Santa Fe province was caused by a “meteorite which disintegrated on entering the atmosphere and thus caused a major vibration”. The incident was reported early mid morning. Read full article
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Disclaimer & comment rulesLater was reported tha the vibration was the beguining of the end of the socialist regime in Argerntina.
Feb 19th, 2014 - 05:36 am - Link - Report abuse 0Lol
Feb 19th, 2014 - 09:27 am - Link - Report abuse 0A government spokesman blamed Britain , US hedge funds and the provincial governor of Santa Fe for the meteorite.
Feb 19th, 2014 - 09:45 am - Link - Report abuse 0short range missile firing in the Falklands again.
Feb 19th, 2014 - 10:12 am - Link - Report abuse 0TMBOA doing a fart?
Feb 19th, 2014 - 10:44 am - Link - Report abuse 0CIA, obviously!!
Feb 19th, 2014 - 12:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Stevie and other trolls:
Feb 19th, 2014 - 01:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Obviously the USA and the puppet anglos found a way to steer the meteorite directly into SA and Argentina in particular. Venezuela will start expelling more American diplomats as they expect meteorites controlled by the USA to start raining on Caracas and further disrupting Veneuzla's democratic principles. With that, the BUS is ordering martial law.
As a result, Timerman has protested to God for attempting to meteorise the south atlantic :D
Feb 19th, 2014 - 01:18 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@7 What? Mass drivers!?? No doubt from that secret moon base. Neato! Heinlein would be so proud!
Feb 19th, 2014 - 02:20 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“The Fire Brigade of the town of El Trebol in central Santa Fe province had been warned by NASA...”
Feb 19th, 2014 - 03:14 pm - Link - Report abuse 0NASA? Not that nasty-CIA run outfit with its HQ in Washington, USA?
The evil Empire helping-out Argentina? Who'd have think it?
Obviously the conspiracy is deeper than we thought... Will KFC now issue warrants for all meteorites entering Argie airspace?
I gotta say though, Dudes, chillax, it's no different than what happened in Russia not too long ago. No one died. No one got smooshed or bonked. And it wasn't those mean but kinda hot purple-wigged moonbase girls from S.H.A.D.O. (though that would have been kewl) or Neal Degrasse Tyson the planet killer being his badassed self (which would have been kewler).
Feb 19th, 2014 - 03:33 pm - Link - Report abuse 0apparently it was first thought the British were coming,
Feb 19th, 2014 - 08:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0apparently CFK was ready to fly to the UN and make another complaint abt the British making to much noise in the south Atlantic
still,
whatever the truth, it will keep em all on their toes .lol,
What a pity it didn't hit Buenos Aires.
Feb 19th, 2014 - 08:45 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Divine retribution.
Better a meteorite rather than a meteor missile....
Feb 20th, 2014 - 12:21 am - Link - Report abuse 0GFace,
Feb 20th, 2014 - 10:05 am - Link - Report abuse 0S.H.A.D.O. moonbase girls?
You're giving your age away there!
@15 Purple wigs and silver gogo boots, baby! So much better than when Gerry and Syliva took the supermarination route later with Space 1999! Actually, they have Anderson collection on Hulu now (If they only had Ambassador Magma/Space Giants, my young son's television education would be complete, so much better than that Power Ranger crap).
Feb 20th, 2014 - 03:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0S.H.A.D.O. moonbase girls?
Feb 20th, 2014 - 07:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Very nice ..
Proof of concept. Little bit of planetary engineering goes a long way. And it's not like my new asteroid cannon has a shortage of ammunition.
Feb 20th, 2014 - 07:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0The next one will be 200km across and shaped like Mario Menendez
@18
Feb 21st, 2014 - 09:24 am - Link - Report abuse 0Not to spoil your enthusiasm or anything, but a 200km wide asteroid would likely be the end of all human life.
Señor Think's illicit whiskey still blew up!
Feb 21st, 2014 - 11:35 am - Link - Report abuse 0Told not to put sugar in it, dummy.
Lol.
Feb 21st, 2014 - 03:43 pm - Link - Report abuse 0great thread!
but a 200km wide asteroid would likely be the end of all human life.
Feb 21st, 2014 - 06:49 pm - Link - Report abuse 0you think of your self,, I have no intention of kicking the bucket just yet.
I BET THE ARGENTINE ARMY THREW DOWN THEIR ARMS AND SURRENDERED ON THE SPOT
Feb 26th, 2014 - 01:32 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Commenting for this story is now closed.
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