MercoPress. South Atlantic News Agency
”Argentina seeks to colonize the Falklands against the wishes of its people”
Falkland Islands lawmaker Mike Summers called on the UN Special Decolonisation Committee to uphold the basic human rights of the people of the Non Self-Governing Territories, particularly self determination, argued that C24 has no mandate to discuss competing claims over NSGTs and cautioned that in supporting Argentine colonial aspirations in the Falkland Islands, “you are complicit in supporting Argentina’s bullying and harassment”. Read full article
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Disclaimer & comment rulesWell presented. Absolutely brilliant!
Jun 25th, 2015 - 03:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Nicely put Mike.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 04:00 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Excellent words, well put. Let's wait and see what C24 does next.............
Jun 25th, 2015 - 04:20 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I would love to hear Argentinas reply to his presentation.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 04:20 pm - Link - Report abuse 03 No need, this Commitee has shown itself to be prejudiced and totally comprised.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 04:49 pm - Link - Report abuse 0The UN should now act and end this out of date nonsense.
“the Argentine claim to Spanish succession, which was never accepted by the United Kingdom, was ended by treaty in 1850”
Jun 25th, 2015 - 04:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0So the British claim of being a completely independent state from the EU ended in 1973. And for a few decades the UK leaders said they had no dispute with the EEC/EU.
That's it then. The UK referendum (if it ever comes) has no legal status, since the UK signed a treaty in 1973 and never continuously pressed the issue.
The British are EUians and that will never change.
”Argentina seeks to colonize the Falklands against the wishes of its people”
Jun 25th, 2015 - 04:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0LOL
PARANOIDS
GO TO SEE A SHRINK
I've never figured out if Toby is really stupid or just wants people to think that.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 05:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0His logic always seems to go something like this:
The Cat is purple
It has 4 eyes
So the cat can fly.
Que?
You may be happy to know that you're in the top 10% of wealth for Rgs if you make over U$900/mo.
:)
Our polite and intellectual contributor Paulcedron #7 earlier inquired for his upcoming visit “...about the best place to stay, to eat and to practice skiing...” in the Falkland Islands.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 05:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Dear Paul,
Congratulations for taking the indicative to learn for yourself about the delightful, friendly and welcoming people of the beautiful south Atlantic archipelago easily accessed from Río Gallegos on the monthly Saturday LAN flight (Which, I might modestly mention has consistently been rated the best airline in Latin America)
Upon arrival, you'll simply need to mention to the immigration official that you are a “special guest of SIS Tourist Adventures” and within moments your exceptionally attentive welcoming team will whisk you away in a black Range Rover to the exclusive and very private nearby SIS Mount Pleasant Ski Resort and Spa, an all inclusive luxury and exclusive facility managed by the SIS-Vauxhall Cross Group in London.
There you'll encounter that all your meals will be carefully prepared and all the challenging activities by your thoughtful MI6 recreation team. Even your exclusive wardrobe will be selected as well. I personally promise you that it will be the most unique experience of your life...
Especially after your MI6 friends read all the remarkable comments you've posted over the years...
Sincerely, Chicureo
Cleaned your finger yet?
Jun 25th, 2015 - 05:34 pm - Link - Report abuse 0UN news centre
Jun 25th, 2015 - 05:40 pm - Link - Report abuse 0http://www.un.org/apps/news/infocus/UNdecoded/UNdecoded.asp?NewsID=1320&sID=48
“The UN monitors progress towards self-determination in the Territories, of which there are currently 17: American Samoa, Anguilla, Bermuda, British Virgin Islands, Cayman Islands, Falkland Islands (Malvinas), French Polynesia, Gibraltar, Guam, Montserrat, New Caledonia, Pitcairn, St. Helena, Tokelau, Turks and Caicos Islands, United States Virgin Islands and Western Sahara.
The UN Charter binds administering Powers to recognize that the interests of dependent Territories are paramount; to agree to promote social, economic, political and educational progress in the Territories; to assist in developing appropriate forms of self-government; and to take into account the political aspirations and stages of development and advancement of each Territory. Administering Powers are also obliged under the Charter to convey to the UN information on conditions in the Territories.
Hoping to speed the progress of decolonization, the General Assembly adopted, in 1960, the Declaration on the Granting of Independence to Colonial Countries and Peoples. Known as the Declaration on decolonization, it stated that all people have a right to self-determination and proclaimed that colonialism should be brought to a speedy and unconditional end.”
@8
Jun 25th, 2015 - 05:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I like my logic better than the Anglo logic, which goes like this:
little Anglo says:
Three days ago, you promised pinky swear that you would never take from my lollypop stash.
You took a lollypop today, you are mean, you did a pinky swear!
little Anglo then says:
Three days ago, I promised pinky swear that I would never take from your chocolate stash.
I took a chocolate today, I am nice, I undid the pinky swear with my other hand behind me!
Sad sad culture.
#11 Pugol
Jun 25th, 2015 - 06:00 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I visited the link. Some of the missing Caribbean islands are off the list because they are “municipalities” of Europe.
@ 13 Chicureo
Jun 25th, 2015 - 06:11 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Sometime ago France turned its overseas territories into “departments of metropolitan France” integrated them into the mainland structures.
An approach not favoured by the British as it does not allow for local conditions and requirements.
If this is that argentina try and colonise by stealth and back door.This is totally wrong and illegal.So think the British Goverment needs to increase military power,and keep the increased military power in falklands for a full decade.Yes 10yrs ,then reduce a little.This will show the argentine people ,we are here to stay..The british are remaing on islands for life.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 06:18 pm - Link - Report abuse 0#15 Mikey
Jun 25th, 2015 - 06:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0British consumers should start a boycott of Argentine Malbec wine...
@7: Paulie, you don't really have a clue, do you? All RGland wants out of the Falkland Islands is for it to be colonised, by RGland. You know it, we know it and so does everyone else!! You really don't understand the concept of “decolonisation”. The idea is for C24 to accept that, with a freely elected governing system, free to make its own laws and economy, the FI is free to choose its sovereignty and achieve recognition as such.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 07:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0RGland is locked in a process that it theoretically can't get out of. It doesn't want to discuss sovereignty with Britain, in part because it won't get its way, and won't get involved in talks with the FI Government because it knows it won't get its way there either. The only place it can openly say anything is at C24, but nothing will happen at a Decolonisation Seminar, because all they are there to talk about IS decolonisation.
Seeing as the FI are not a colony, Timerman's words are just empty. Admit it, all you want is for the Falkland Islands to be an RG colony.
Got it? I doubt you have.....
A historical review of the shabby treatment Islanders received traveling through Argentina prior to the 1982 invasion was appalling, but the barbaric treatment by the occupying Argentine invaders broke not only the Geneva Convention, but almost all the rules of human decency.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 07:22 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Instead of a developing and prosperous community, the “Malvinas” would be a forgotten backwater of poverty.
Argentina seeks to colonize the Falklands ,
Jun 25th, 2015 - 07:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0We have no power , no authority and no decent government,
we will reap whatever the EU says we will reap,
we will regret it forever if we stay in the EU,
it is in all the 16 BOTs that we come out, or it may be bye bye to them,
I may be wrong , but I doubt it.
6 The_troLLimpic_games
Jun 25th, 2015 - 07:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“British claim of being a completely independent state from the EU ended in 1973... ...The British are EUians and that will never change” Wrong again the Treaty of Lisbon, “The Treaty for the first time gave member states the explicit legal right to leave the EU and a procedure to do so.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Lisbon
You think these interbreds would be begging for some new blood and good looking women to come to their wind swept Islets
Jun 25th, 2015 - 07:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Ok you chumps, go back to your soggy biscuit game
@6. There was no “EU” in 1973. The British people never agreed to join an “EU”. After being lied to on a number of issues, they were conned into voting for an “EEC”, a Common Market. Pity your brain cell can't encompass this. I could point you at a paper to explain the fallaciousness of your viewpoint. But it has foreign (Latin) words and some long words in it, so it would be beyond you.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 07:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@7. IMPERIALIST COLONIALIST PRICKS. Want to try again? Should we turn every argie settlement into rubble? You know we can. Type 45 destroyers and Type 23 frigates for bombardment. Astute class submarines for cruise missile launch. Eurofighter Typhoons for area bomb and missile destruction. The arrival of 8,000 troops of 16 Air Assault Brigade. Backup by 4, that's FOUR, Vanguard class ballistic missile submarines. with missiles carrying up to 12, that's TWELVE, nuclear warheads each.
We're PARANOID, you see. The tiniest little thing might set us off. Are you planning to replace Russian Roulette with Argie Annihiliation? Think about this. In February 1945, British and American heavy bombers attacked Dresden, Germany. It appears that 25,000 individuals were killed. Did Britain care then? Did America? No. The enemy suffered. Does Britain care now? Does America? No. Nazis (and Germans) had to learn. Any Kirchnerites, Peronistas, argies experienced a real war? Not something 1,000, 300 miles away. Where the explosions and destruction are in the next town, the next street, the next house. It's coming. Argieland is on the brink. Looking death in the face. British missiles are NOT subject to U.S. control. Don't believe me? Attack. Go ahead. There is nothing in argieland we would want to save. Feeling lucky?
#21 Klingon
Jun 25th, 2015 - 08:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Surly you are jesting...
Why would a Falklands woman want to have anything to do with a la Cámpora Viveza Criolla Argentine when there are so many handsome, hardworking and intelligent Chileans just next door in Punta Arenas?
7 BottyBoyPaulie II
Jun 25th, 2015 - 08:53 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“LOL PARANOIDS GO TO SEE A SHRINK”
Your name has changed BottyBoy but alas!! Your stupidity has not:-
We have it from the horses mouth:-
Argentina 'will control Falklands within 20 years'
6 February 2013
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21348169
Now, please, please, PLEASE try and keep up with the rest of the class.
@21 I have yet to see a good looking Falkland women, all I have seen so far resemble sea urchins.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0No wonder the sheep are so scared on the Islets.
@25
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I admit there are some good looking Argentine girls, I married one and had two wonderful children by her, but I have to admit once they have had children they go to seed.
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Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0And all the Argentines with Italian and Spanish names are indigenous are they?
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:11 pm - Link - Report abuse 0You are telling us that your country was not colonised by the Hispanics. Christ you are all hypocrites.
Well thought out, balanced ,factual and lucid speech from Mike. Truthful in content, sincere in delivery.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0It's easy to come to the conclusion that love of democracy and a desire for peace is clearly important to the Falklanders.
Contrast Mike's speech with the hysterical ,foam frothing RG's diatribe.Lies subterfuge ,deceit and duplicity being the underlying basis
Any erudite committee would have been proud to have Mike's speech delivered to them and would have been embarrassed to hear it's gainsay.
Today the kudos and standing of the Falkland Islanders reached new heights and RG along with their C24 apologists plumbed new depths.
37. Integral? How do you figure? Does that mean the USA owns most of the Caribbean? And its it “integral” for us to take over right down to TDF and all of Canada?
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Stupid monkey.
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Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:36 pm - Link - Report abuse 0As the richest more powerful nation the that has ever existed we can do whatever we want.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Nobody can stop us.
I guess you spit and rage because you're impotent.
Stupid impotent monkey.
Only Russia, BRICS, Vietnam.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Greatest power in the world .... hahahahaha
(23) Chicureo
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0You say...:
”Why would a Falklands woman want to have anything to do with a la Cámpora Viveza Criolla Argentine when there are so many handsome, hard-working and intelligent Chileans just next door in Punta Arenas?)
I say...:
Them Anglo/Kelper women are doing their very best to keep any trace of Rassenschande far away from them windblown Islands...
To the best of my knowledge..., there is not ONE Anglo female on them Islands that has “Jumped the Broom” with a Shilean male...
Also,..., to the best of my knowledge..., there is not ONE Anglo female on them Islands that has even an “Affaire de Coeur” with a Shilean Male...
As a consolation though..., to the best of my knowledge..., there are at least two Anglo females on them Islands that are “More thanFriendly” with some Shilean women...
#27 Paulcedron
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Oh Paul, the staff at SIS Tourist Adventures are so excited about your upcoming visit to the Mount Pleasant Ski Resort and Spa and special instructions from the management at the SIS-Vauxhall Cross office will make sure you receive the special treatment you deserve.
#28 golfcronie
Mostly southern Italians (Even Belgrano was Italian) with plenty of Spaniards and lots of fleeing Nazis...
#25 Klingon
I completely agree with golfcronie regarding Argentine women, especially Porteñas, but considering that the average Falklands citizen will have over a million Dollar net worth in the next decade, plus the fact that they are educated, honest and don't go into screaming fits when they don't get their way, I think they'll find plenty of interest.
@PaulCedron
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:52 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Argentina wanted to destroy Paraguay entirely after the TA war by appropriating (with Brazil) all of its territory but Brazil strongly wanted to keep Paraguay as a buffer to its upstart neighbour. What would have happened to the Paraguayans that were left mostly women and children by this point? And the question always remains - how can you seperate the colonialist actuions of the ARgentine state against the pueblos originarios with your moronic claims against the british . General Roca was so successful in the genocide of the Conquest of the Desert that he soon after became President.
The scary thing is that there are so many nazis like you out there
1. impossible for argentina to colonize the islets because they are an integral part of its territory.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0It seems mr egghead did not read the definition of colonization.
2. the wishes of its people are irrelevant in this case, cause they are an implanted population.
squatters if you want.
37. I don't think you know what Integral means.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 09:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Tell us how something 400+ miles away can be integral?
Tell us
ought to be a doozy
Stupid impotent monkey.
#34 THINK
Jun 25th, 2015 - 10:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0We both know that we Chileans really are not all that handsome, nor as charming and can be real rotos, but if the lady should make a choice...
For some reason, around Osorno,
“Rassenschande” is avoided as well.
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PAUCEDRON hurry up and make your reservations. They already have ordered some special sports equipment for your arrival...
quote: “Argentina seeks to colonize the Falklands against the wishes of its people”
Jun 25th, 2015 - 10:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Hahahahahahahahaha say what????? colonize?. The british acussing someone else of colonialism??????. hahahaahahahaha.
(39) Chicureo
Jun 25th, 2015 - 10:43 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I Think it would be wise for them frail rotos shilenitos from Magallanes to keep far away from them Kelperettes...
To the best of my knowledge..., the average weight of an adult female specimen from them windblown Islands is around 14 stones...:-(
@37: If this is so, we trump you - the implanted population of RGland (ex-Nazis/Gestapo, your “president's” place of origin, 90% of the rest of the country) is younger than the population of the Falkland Islands. We can't be squatters, unlike you, we didn't populate an all ready inhabited place, there was no one here in 1765.
Jun 25th, 2015 - 10:43 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Got it?
@40
Jun 25th, 2015 - 10:48 pm - Link - Report abuse 0So whawood you call it when a country claims a colonial inheritance two centuries old allows it to seize a territory regardless of its non-people inhabitants?
#41 THINK
Jun 25th, 2015 - 11:18 pm - Link - Report abuse 0There are all over the world men that have a preference for full figure women...
...frankly scary women should not be judged by their size, but the potency of their venom.
Speaking of full sized women, Gordi was at the stadium last night with sincere smiles of our victory. Many have been a bit angry with her lately, but I also know that her popularity will recover. Our central bank is scared witless about a recession and the government is softening its tax reforms... As well as reducing costs. Chile's health depends greatly upon our Chinese trading partner to recover from its slowdown.
Piñeyro Presidente!
Jun 25th, 2015 - 11:37 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Summers points out that “repeated propaganda, rhetoric and untruths”
Jun 26th, 2015 - 01:31 am - Link - Report abuse 0MercoPress? :-))
39”We both know that we Chileans really are not all that handsome, nor as charming and can be real rotos...and pungas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09h8_kLrCGA
After reading the comments from Argentinians above, I guess Chileans are forever thankful that they are Chilean and Falkland Islanders are forever thankful that they are Falkland Islanders.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 03:54 am - Link - Report abuse 0Neither country wants to be part of Argentina and no amount of denigrating remarks regarding their physical appearance is going to change that.
Considering how much Klingon talks about getting his leg over, we can finally see why he left NZ. Think.... well we know it doesn't work anymore, especially considering his alcohol consumption. And Marcos.... plenty of online videos of what Argentinians get up to in those cybercafes so he has no need for an actual physical woman.
Thank God there is a mountain range for the Chileans and an ocean for the Falkland Islanders. They are safe!
I officially announce I have changed my mind on the British Queen. She is actually intelligent, unlike her compatriots:
Jun 26th, 2015 - 03:55 am - Link - Report abuse 0http://news.yahoo.com/queens-europe-speech-raises-eyebrows-britain-113021774.html#
Listen to her you morons. She is saying what I have been saying, the UK is turning into a 4th Reich! Full of misguided cultural and racial supremacy, that the British is the superior race, over all other Europeans and certainly non-Europeans. Full of hatred of Europe, full of feelings of xenophobia and a ridiculous idea the world is worse off without the UK. That Anglo culture is the only worthy culture on this planet, that Anglo-saxon thought is always right and everyone else is always wrong, etc, etc.
I have been warning you all of the above. Also look at all the attacks on Jews, on dark skinned people, in the UK.
Listen to your queen. It is very likely that WWIII will be started by the UK trying to reconstitute its empire, and will end up occupied and divided into Russian, Chinese, German/French, and Arab Coalition zones, like I wrote a few weeks ago in a hauting prediction story.
Wake up you tossers! You are becoming Nazis of the 21st century. Britain is ad odds with EVERYONE!
Think - you are a wee bit out of date. More than one Falkland-Chilean family unit here- and I mean joint M and F ones .
Jun 26th, 2015 - 04:35 am - Link - Report abuse 0Paulie - do explain how a family who have been living in a place for 9 generations are implants2?
”........argued that C24 has no mandate to discuss competing claims over NSGTs and cautioned that in supporting Argentine colonial aspirations in the Falkland Islands, “you are complicit in supporting Argentina’s bullying and harassment”.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 04:59 am - Link - Report abuse 0Bravo MLA Summers, an excellent presentation and a good foil to all the Argentine propaganda and lies.
Even the Argentine delegates must have been squirming in their seats, the truth always hurts those who lie.
@37 cara de dos ortos podridos
Jun 26th, 2015 - 06:13 am - Link - Report abuse 0“impossible for argentina to colonize the islets because they are an integral part of its territory” - please explain how an archipelago many kilometres away from Argentina, and certainly outside internationally recognised maritime limits, can possibly be said to be “an integral part of its territories”!
¡que loco más boludo!
Nostrils admits the UK and Commonwealth Realms have an intelligent head of state.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 09:32 am - Link - Report abuse 0We already knew that. Bit slow on the uptake.
it seems to me that the UN Special Decolonisation Committee is ignoring its terms of reference. Surely, this committee was established to ensure that “colonies” were protected against the ruling(mother?) countries NOT to support countries which wish seek to colonise them against their will. Why does this Committee continue to support Argentina and fail to listen, let alone acknowledge, what the Falkland Islanders have to say.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 09:45 am - Link - Report abuse 0DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOUR!
@50
Jun 26th, 2015 - 09:55 am - Link - Report abuse 0They are to thick skinned to feel anything. Just arrogant twats.
@54
Jun 26th, 2015 - 11:04 am - Link - Report abuse 0Very true and the C24 Committee is a disgrace.
But the forum does allow representatives of the Falkland Islands Government to present their case at forum where Argentina is present. They can stick it right up hector and the rest of the Nazi twats.
37 paulcedron II ”they are an integral part of its (Argentina) territory.“ You would need to prove, since at present such a term is more applicable to the UK. As in CHAPTER XI, DECLARATION REGARDING NON-SELF-GOVERNING TERRITORIES Article 73 of the UN Charter: ”Members of the United Nations which have or assume responsibilities for the administration of territories whose peoples have not yet attained a full measure of self-government recognize the principle that the interests of the inhabitants of these territories are paramount..”
Jun 26th, 2015 - 12:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0PAULCEDRON
Jun 26th, 2015 - 01:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Dear Paul,
Perhaps you missed our recently posted invitation tat resulted in your request for information regarding visiting the Falkland Islands.
“...about the best place to stay, to eat and to practice skiing...”
Again, we congratulate you for taking the indicative to learn for yourself about the delightful, friendly and welcoming people of the beautiful south Atlantic archipelago easily accessed from Río Gallegos on the monthly Saturday LAN flight (Which, I might modestly mention has consistently been rated the best airline in Latin America)
Upon arrival, you'll simply need to mention to the immigration official that you are a “special guest of SIS Tourist Adventures” and within moments your exceptionally attentive welcoming team will whisk you away in a black Range Rover to the exclusive and very private nearby SIS Mount Pleasant Ski Resort and Spa, an all inclusive luxury and exclusive facility managed by the SIS-Vauxhall Cross Group in London.
There you'll encounter that all your meals will be carefully prepared and all the challenging activities by your thoughtful MI6 recreation team. Even your exclusive wardrobe will be selected as well. I personally promise you that it will be the most unique experience of your life...
Especially after your inquisitive MI6 friends read all the remarkable comments you've posted over the years...
Sincerely, Chicureo
(49) Islander1
Jun 26th, 2015 - 01:41 pm - Link - Report abuse 0You say...:
“Think - you are a wee bit out of date. More than one Falkland-Chilean family unit here- and I mean joint M and F ones .”
I say...:
I know about a few Kelper males that have mated with petite Shilean females...
But I don't know of no Kelper female mating with any Shilean male...
Maybe you could bring me “Up to Date”?
Anyhow..., I notice that you, at least, do not contest my info about the average weight of an adult female specimen from them windblown Islands being around 14 stones... :-(
@52
Jun 26th, 2015 - 01:47 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I admit I underestimated her on the IQ, education, and common sense scales.
With subjects like you, can you blame me?
The irony is, of course, that if Argentina ever does get possession of the Falklands they will immediately move to COLONISE it with Argentine colonisers in sufficient numbers (ie, at least 3,000 but probably more) in order to create an artificial majority and outnumber the British Falklanders. Since very few Argentines would actually want to go there - partly because there are no jobs for them there but mainly because they are simply not interested - these colonisers will have to be supported by the Argentine government in every way and paid a salary/pension simply to stay there and they would also be expected and encouraged to make a nuisance of themselves in order to force out and ethnically-cleanse the British Falklanders. This is what the Orwellian-named “UN de-colonisation committee” wants.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 01:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0#60 ernest shackleton
Jun 26th, 2015 - 03:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Remarkable improvements are planned for Las Islas Malvinas with the de-colonization program to improve the lives of the islanders.
Islanders would receive free access to all transmitted Argentina sports and news.
All signage would be changed to reflect the proper Argentine names of places.
Driving on roads would be on the right instead of the left.
The statue of Baroness Thatcher and the war memorial would be quietly dumped into the sea.
Two thousand la Cámpora followers would begin their responsibilities managing the new reeducation centers that would obligatory for each islander to attend. Free Spanish classes would be available for residents over the age of 55, but all others would be required to attend.
Another two thousand Chinese dock workers would settle for servicing the large Chinese fishing vessels as well as the Chinese Navy warships operating in the Mar Argentina.
Another six thousand Chinese soldiers would be based at their new south Atlantic defense center.
Aerolinias Argentinas would provide provide service between Buenos Aires and the Aeroparque Xi Jinping (former Mount Pleasant airport)
”Argentina seeks to colonize the Falklands against the wishes of its people”
Jun 26th, 2015 - 04:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0its people???
lol
they mean its implanted population?
its squatters?
its illegal occupiers?
they dont have a say in this issue.
@37
Jun 26th, 2015 - 04:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“cause they are an implanted population.”
Can you explain that (in between skiing runs)?
I bet you can't define implanted population.....
#63 Pete
Jun 26th, 2015 - 06:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Our fascist cowardly thug PaulCedron is parroting the Peronist propaganda phrase for justifying the Islanders are nothing more than a non-people or “implanted population“ which was the same Nazi strategy of lebensraum”
Cristina is directing that Argentina wants to settle the lebensraum issue peacefully through persistent diplomatic negotiations and bullying that will require other powers to force concessions to the United Kingdom. The Falklanders are considered by the Argentines just like the Nazis did of the Polish, Ukrainians and Jews.
Paulcedron is one of those brown shirted la Cámpora racist bigots.
It is about time that the FALKLANDERS offered an olive branch to Argentina. Namely inviting the UK Foreign Secretary, the UN General Secretary and the Argentine Foreign Secretary to start talks in the FALKLAND ISLANDS, that surely would upset the apple cart. How could Argentina refuse such an invitation. I know they would but just a thought, would show them up for what they are HYPOCRITES.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 06:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@62: What implanted population? Can you list the people to whom you allude? No one is here by force. Again, I repeat, on behalf of everybody here, where does your population come from? Your “president” isn't even pure-bred RG herself, her husband even less so? How far back does the population of RGland actually go back? Bear in mind you are only allowed to go back in history as far as when Spain granted its colony independance - 1865.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 07:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0All of us, except the military presence are here by choice. None of us are paid to be here. This is our home.
You are nothing more than a shit-stain on the underpants of humanity. Dick.
@40. Might be an idea to shove your head back up your gaping arse. Before we exterminate you.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 07:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/06/26/falklands_online_land_grab/
Jun 26th, 2015 - 07:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Important reading. Argentina's strategy to steal the Falklands Internet address .fk
#62: ”they mean its implanted population? its squatters? its illegal occupiers?
Jun 26th, 2015 - 08:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0they dont have a say in this issue.”
Actually - if you're honest - what really annoys you is that YOU don't have a say in this issue.
Nor does your government,
And it never will.
Face it, loser - your non-entity of a nation; your embarrasment of a government; your disgrace to the human race - they can do absolutely nada.
And that's what hurts. Isn't it? Your complete and utter impotence.
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Jun 26th, 2015 - 08:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Argentina, like Spain, is a non-entity of a nation.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 08:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Neither has the balls to take its arguments to court. All they do is whine and moan. Nations of cowards.
# 70 P A U L C E D R O N
Jun 26th, 2015 - 09:01 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Is he a: Coward? Idiot? Filthy mouth? Stupid? Pathetic? Disgusting?
No need to answer the questions above. We all know Paulcedron is an ignorant brown shirted Fascist la Cámpora racist bigot.
Why is it so that Argentines are so ignorant on the truth.Even if they saw the truth bites them in the bum they will still think the silly english people .But argentine must realise that however much threat of military strikes or threats from UN.But the United Nations has no say on the falklands,they wont help.Falklands belongs to the population of the falklands ,that wont change.If military power is ever a threat then the united kingdom goverment will retaliate in the most strongest means,this will ensure this will be the end of this matter once and for all.Understand argentine,hope you will.
Jun 26th, 2015 - 09:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Nostrils regarding the Queen:
Jun 26th, 2015 - 10:52 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“I admit I underestimated her on the IQ, education, and common sense scales.”
Yes, I know. As I previously said, “a little slow on the uptake”.
It's alright Nostrils, you get there eventually.
@74
Jun 27th, 2015 - 06:04 am - Link - Report abuse 0Taken him a long time, but eventually he get it. What a complete knob he is. Must be the education in the Argie administered schools, not like the British School in BA which I might add is excellent. Never mind Paul.
@75
Jun 27th, 2015 - 11:19 am - Link - Report abuse 0Actually British schools in Argentina are overpriced cult centers. British education is an utter disaster, and everyone knows this based on any interaction with a British national. Example @66:
“How far back does the population of RGland actually go back? Bear in mind you are only allowed to go back in history as far as when Spain granted its colony independance - 1865.”
This is about the 15th date on “Argentine independence” that British posters have typed on this forum.
1865? I mean how can a nation be filled with such ignorant people? Even if you don't know the answer, at least do some online searching for the right answer! The education level of the Brits is nonexistent.
@74
So now you know I tell the truth when I see it. And what I see is that you are a racist against Argentines, have no clue about Argentina, and that you are completely uneducated.
@73
English people are silly, and while I side with you on the issue of the Falkland Islands, let me be clear, you have no business in Argentina's territory one meter beyond the Falkland's EEZ. As far as I'm concerned, any British plane, vessel, or vehicle in Argentine territory should be eliminated first, questions asked later. Starting with your embassy. But I would be kind to give you 48 hours notice to leave Argentina. You are an enemy of this nation and all your interests and nationals should be immediately evicted. Not one gram of British anything on Argentine soil (of which I do not include the British territory of the Falkland Islands).
P A U L C E D R O N
Jun 27th, 2015 - 11:28 am - Link - Report abuse 0Dearest and most admired contributor of Mercopress,
You have convinced most of our readers here that your beloved Argentina only desires through peaceful gentle persuasion and logic to eventually convince the world for its right to re-colonize with legal rightful Argentine native immigrants in order to de-colonize the colony of inserted illegal alien current residents.
The SIS-Vauxhall Cross Group is excited to hear your views in person and is anxiously awaiting your arrival to its all inclusive resort as an exclusive VIP guest.
Very truly yours, Chicureo
Oh Nostrils
Jun 27th, 2015 - 01:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0I've been waiting for you to post proof that I'm racist since you first lost the plot.
And you've yet to do it.
I may well be uneducated, but at least I'm still ahead of someone with an Argentinean education.
If you are falling from a plane inside a black bubble and you are just floating there with no wind rushing by, how do I prove to you that you are falling?
Jun 27th, 2015 - 06:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Your comments since your arrival have been so hateful, so insulting, so ignorant, so deceitful, so spiteful, so unresearched, and so bigoted of Argentines and Argentina that trying to explain this to you would be trying to explain the word “wet” to a fish.
E pur si muove...
Jun 27th, 2015 - 07:18 pm - Link - Report abuse 0http://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/ultimas/20-275877-2015-06-27.html
79 The_troLLimpic_games
Jun 27th, 2015 - 08:43 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“how do I prove to you that you are falling?”
You are not falling tobi, you have fallen. Coming to this little argument as an interested outsider, I gotta say that Skip has you ALL figured out.
All you are doing in your last post is “projecting”
By the way Nostrils, it's not that the world is out of step with you, it is that you are out of step with the world..............
chuckle, chuckle
Lots of love
from the UK
This reminds me of a World War 2 Battle.”THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE),The germans completely surrounded the town of “BASTOYNE” Belguim.The town had a large amount of American troops.The town was trapped on all sides..So the German Commander sent a soldier with a white flag..So he asked the commander of the town of Bastoyne to surrender .The american thought for a minute .Then he told the german soldier to take this one message back to the german commander ,when asked whats the message ,the american commander said “NUTS”,again “NUTS”.This he took back,the yanks held town,and won the fight.So the same answer to the argentine goverment “NUTS YES NUTS TO YOU ALL.”
Jun 27th, 2015 - 08:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“...so hateful, so insulting, so ignorant, so deceitful, so spiteful, so unresearched, and so bigoted...”
Jun 27th, 2015 - 11:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Agreed toooldtodieyoung, definitely projecting.
I've never seen a more concise or accurate portrayal of Nostrils than that.
TTT seems to confuse the word 'truth' with 'opinion'.
Jun 28th, 2015 - 06:34 pm - Link - Report abuse 0He is a terrified young man with enough intelligence to know his life is hopeless.No wonder he is hurt and angry.
las islas malvinas siempre fueron argentinas que se las haya apropiado el reino unido no quita nuestros reclamos, el día de mañana cuando en realidad necesiten ayuda ha y un solo país que los va a ayudar imaginen quien?
Jun 28th, 2015 - 07:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 082 mikey48
Jun 28th, 2015 - 08:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“The town had a large amount of American troops”
They were the “Screaming Eagles”, The 101st airborne division .
The message was delivered to Colonel Joseph Harper demanding “Honourable surrender” otherwise overwhelming German forces would “annihilate the USA troops”
He took this to the commanding Officerfor the 101st, one Brigadier-General Anthony McAuliffe who at first, thought it was a joke and just said “awww nuts” but then handed Harper a piece of paper with the message on it “To the German commander NUTS!! The American commander”
When Harper returned, Having had to explain to the German messenger, what “NUTS!!” meant, McAuliffe said to him “The Germans have got us surrounded, the poor B*st*rds”
But it is a great tale to tell and one that does sum up the Falklands situation quite nicely, don't you think?
@85
Jun 28th, 2015 - 11:12 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Is iad na hOileáin Fháclainne Breataine cibé an mian leat é nó nach bhfuil
As previous stated in the Battle of the Bulge 1944,american commander to german commander its NUTS.This is the same way that the argentines must understand,what ever your el presedente kirchner will try,the answers the same.Outside territorials waters ,all oil and falklands islands outside the waters of argitynian .so hard luck.accept the proper descision and long may the BRITISH COLONY OF FALKLANDS ISLANDS WILL REIGN FOREVER .Thanks.
Jun 29th, 2015 - 04:08 pm - Link - Report abuse 074 septic tank
Jun 29th, 2015 - 05:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“Argentina, like Spain, is a non-entity of a nation.”
says the illegal inhabitant of a 3rd class colony...LOL
either you are a macaco or a benny-hillbilly, you have less entity than a dead slug.
89 BottyBoypaulie
Jun 29th, 2015 - 09:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“says the illegal inhabitant of a 3rd class colony...LOL”
argentina is made up of European settlers yes?
so that would make you and implanted population yes?
Did you not slaughter the countries rightful owner in the “War of the Desert”?
So.... that would make you squatters as well then.
Thieving, murdering, squatters
@89
Jun 29th, 2015 - 11:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“you have less entity than a dead slug.”
Pot. Kettle. Black.
“Argentina seeks to colonize the Falklands...”
Jul 01st, 2015 - 07:23 pm - Link - Report abuse 0Best joke of the day.
@76: When did Spain, your colonial masters recognise you?
Jul 01st, 2015 - 09:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0@92:
Jul 02nd, 2015 - 08:23 am - Link - Report abuse 0Yep. It's funny because it's true.
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