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Falklands/Malvinas special session at Aladi's offices in Montevideo

Thursday, July 23rd 2015 - 05:41 UTC
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The Latin American Integration Association, Aladi, with main offices in Montevideo, will be holding on Thursday an extraordinary meeting on the Falklands/Malvinas Islands question in the framework of the recent Day of Affirmation of Argentine rights over the South Atlantic Islands (June 10), and the fiftieth anniversary of UN Assembly Resolution 2065, which called on Argentina and UK to dialogue and find a solution to the dispute. Read full article

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  • Roger Lorton

    More hot air expended by the same people playing geopolitics and doomed to failure

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 06:07 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • gordo1

    Just another organisation with no authority in the matter! More meaningless hot air!

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 06:10 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • golfcronie

    Just another “ jolly ” for the boys. All on expences I would hazard a guess. Good old taxpayer pays again. The outcome will be “ we agree with Argentina regarding the sovereignty of the Malvinas ”wherever that is . Just lip service again.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 06:26 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Porkchop

    This article made me smile this morning.

    “one of Aladi's rooms will be named Islas Malvinas”

    I've named my downstairs toilet the “Argentine shit hole”. Not that naming my downstairs bathroom makes one bit of difference to anything or anyone mind but oh well.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 06:59 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ynsere

    I think it's the first time I've read something about ALADI in ten years, it'ps more dead than alive. Nice place to work though - good salary and no pressing duties.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 07:18 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • HansNiesund

    I think it's an excellent idea to have a Poor, poor Argentina room. Every international organisation should have one. That way, anybody who gives a toss can go off into the Poor, poor Argentina room to wring hands with Poor, poor Argentina, and everybody else can get on whatever it is they're actually supposed to be doing.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 08:35 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Brit Bob

    2065 xx from 1965 is d e a d. RIP:https://www.academia.edu/10573354/UNGA_2065_XX_Question_of_The_Falkland_Islands_16_Dec_1965

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 09:10 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • DanyBerger

    oh!

    This is really serious...

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 09:18 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Islander1

    I can only assume that Geymouse and friends want us to laugh at their every antic- they are indeed a laugh a minute - PorkChop - good idea - I will call ours the “ArgieCrapper” - will get a bit of sky blue paint in the bottom of the bowl as well to add to the “feel good factor”.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 10:46 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Pete Bog

    “and recalls the creation in 1829 of the Political and Military Command of the Malvinas and Cape Horn adjoining spaces by the government of the province of Buenos Aires.”

    Which brought a diplomatic protest from Great Britain who already had a claim on the Islands.

    Interesting how Argentina think it was alright for the Buenos Aires Government (no Argentina then)to ignore the British claim in 1832 (which had a previous record of 8 years settlement at Port Egmont) which was valid, but are upset that the British now ignore the Argentine claim on the Falkland Islands.

    One rule for one, one for the other.

    “The other celebration refers to December 1965, half century since the approval of UN General Assembly resolution 2065 calling on Argentina and the United Kingdom to dialogue on the issue.”

    So they celebrate a resolution that mostly suggests that the Falkland Islanders should become independent of Britain?

    Cue a party where they celebrate the fact that they have failed to con the Falkland Islands from the inhabitants.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 10:57 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GALlamosa

    Nobody from the Falkland Islands invited then ??

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 11:00 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Conqueror

    Usual responses. If Falkland Islanders are “squatters” what are argies? If the Falklands population was implanted by the UK, what of the argie population implanted by spain. Not to mention all the other latam states implanted by spain and Portugal.

    I must ask Islander1, what is the reasoning behind your course of action? Why not agree with the United Kingdom that the Falklands become independent with suitable treaties to maintain the status quo ante? A “defence” element where the UK will act in all instances as though the Falklands is UK territory, and the Falklands makes the Islands and their waters available for military “training”. A “foreign relations” element where the UK acts to represent the Falklands in accordance with the wishes and instructions of the Falklands. The end of C-24 attempted interference. Argieland can no longer claim that the Islands are a “colony”. RAF Mount Pleasant and Mare Harbour stay. Electronic links to London. The Governor becomes the Governor-General. What's the problem?

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 11:26 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    @12 Conqueror,
    We like it this way because it upsets the Argentines.
    Anything that annoys the idiots has great entertainment value.
    They couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
    So l'm personally not worried by thems.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 11:32 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • CKurze30k

    “...an extraordinary meeting on the Falklands/Malvinas Islands question...”
    Which won't take into account the rights, interests or wishes of the Islanders, seeing as they're not invited.

    “June 10 according to the Argentine calendar is the Day of Affirmation of Argentine Rights over the Malvinas, South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands and adjoining maritime spaces...”

    How can you “affirm” something that doesn't exist? Argentina has staked a claim on the Falklands with questionable evidence, and have none whatsoever to back up the claims to the other Islands. If they could prove their claim to the Falklands (pretty big “if”, let's face it), they'd still have no legitimate claim to the other Islands.

    “The other celebration refers to December 1965, half century since the approval of UN General Assembly resolution 2065 calling on Argentina and the United Kingdom to dialogue on the issue.”

    Which was all but destroyed by Argentina's refusal to negotiate in good faith, and consequent illegal invasion of British terrtitory in 1982.

    “Argentine policy on the issue calls Falkland Islanders 'squatters' and foreign minister Hector Timerman argues that the Falklands' people as such do not exist since it was implanted by the UK.”

    And are both lies like most of the Argentine claims.

    “Likewise Cristina Fernandez points out that the invasion of the Falkland Islands by Argentine forces in April 1982, in which over 900 military and three civilians were killed, was a decision by a corrupt, bloody military dictatorship, and has repeatedly pledged that Argentina will insist only with peaceful means.”

    But you refuse to negotiate in good faith, lie about the legitimate inhabitants of the Islands to deny them their rights, and refuse to even consider the undisputable fact that your claim is based on a lie.

    If Argentina wants *any* progress on this dispute, it must agree to stop lying.

    I won't hold my breath.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 11:43 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    It is at times like this that I despair for the future of Uruguay.

    TDC no longer hold sway in the economy as it once did, they never pay all the monies owed on genuine UYU Export invoices, they have not paid a U$D 1 for all the electricity they have had from us since their own grid went tits up more than two years ago.

    And now we have the edifying spectacle of the alcoholic ex defence minister, he who was given a Malvinas Medal for NOT fighting in the 'war' because he was in prison for terrorist offences BUT he WOULD have fought, getting in bed with the clowns from the other side of the Plate.

    Stupid is as stupid does is not even close with this bunch.

    I doubt if Gollum will turn up after we got the good news he has liver cancer. Once he has managed to crawl out of bed he will need to look for a coffin 'suitable for his importance' if his usual blown up view of himself is still evident.

    Given the propensity for everybody surrounding TMBOA to lie (remember the 'cancer' she had that turned out to be a neck job - just not the one she really deserved) he could be dead already. I do hope so.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 11:46 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Alejomartinez

    How can a parliamentary meeting of civilized parlamentarians democratically elected by their national constituencies be part of an “aggressive campaign” of one of Parlasur member States? Mercopress may be irritating when upholding the impossible.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 11:56 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    This reminds me of all the silly “unaligned” countries meeting about the USA policies and issuing some worthless statement.

    Nobody cares.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 12:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • HansNiesund

    @16

    It's quite simple. Insofar as the the aim is to dispossess a “non-people” without fundamental human rights, they aren't civilized parliamentarians at all.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 12:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Britworker

    An extraordinary meeting presided over by Venezuela. That's when I switched off.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 12:27 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • zathras

    11 GALlamosa (#)

    Something very noticeable from the C24 meetings.

    After the representatives of the Falkland Islands and Argentina speak.
    Other countries then add to the “debate”.
    However in ever case the representatives of these other counties make reference and thank the Argentinian delegation. But pointedly ignore the Falklands delegation.
    Next C24 the Falklands delegation should interrupt after Argentina has been thanked and ask if they too will be acknowledged. But do this for every speaker, to make the point that they are there and will be heard and noticed.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 12:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Islander1

    Alejo 16.
    Simple- a MATURE and HONEST and OPEN democracy would invite the accused to have their say into the debate as well!
    When will Latin America invite us?

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 01:34 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • paulcedron II

    the result of all these meetings will be, sooner than later, a complete isolation of the islets, in the most, most radical way.

    no more flights to pork stanley from Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Cuba, Ecuador, Mexico, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Venezuela and Uruguay.

    no more port-calls for any vessel that goes to or from the islets.

    and of course a complete ban on trade with the islets.

    it cannot be a big lost, no?.
    what the fuck can 2000 bennys buy anyway?

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 02:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • reality check

    They might as well all get naked, dance in a big circle, howling at the full moon at mid night, because the result will be the same. Sweet Fanny Adams!

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 02:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Evil Colonialist Pirate

    “Day of Affirmation of Argentine rights over the South Atlantic Islands”

    Haha, is there actually?!?

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 03:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redrow

    Is this the Meeting Agenda?

    11.00
    Item 1: Don't go to the ICJ.
    Item 2: Don't treat the FIs nicely.
    Item 3: Don't try to work out how to end this embarassing spectacle.

    11.01
    Meeting end. Claim Expenses.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 03:28 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • gordo1

    @22 cara de dos ortos podridos

    I see your Asperger's syndrome is particularly bad today - wash your mouth out, you juvenile fool!

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 04:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Terence Hill

    22 paulcedron II “and of course a complete ban on trade with the islets.”
    As such an action would be viewed as as “an act of aggression” which give the UK tremendous legal maneuverability in responding
    ”economic sanctions.. ..under international law.. ..are permissible only as reprisals.. ..That is, if they constitute a violation against the state they are directed, they are legal only as a reaction against a violation of the law(international) committed by this state..“
    p.109 Collective Security Under International Law By Hans Kelsen
    ”a complete isolation of the islets“ You've already tried and failed.
    Chile, Uruguay & Brazil will not blockade the Falklands
    ”We made clear that the decision to close ports to ships flying the Falklands flag has no legal basis, and that it would be unacceptable and unbecoming for any Latin American democracy to collaborate in Argentina’s attempts to economically blockade the Falkland Islands.. ..Uruguay, Chile and Brazil. All three countries have said that they have no intention of participating in an economic blockade of the Falkland Islands and that all Falklands-related commercial shipping will continue to enjoy access to their ports, in accordance with domestic and international law, if they are flying the Red Ensign or another national flag when docked. .....”
    http://falklandsnews.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/chile-uruguay-brazil-will-not-blockade-the-falklands

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 04:53 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • paulcedron II

    terencio gil
    “Chile, Uruguay & Brazil will not blockade the Falklands”

    lol
    and who told you that shite?
    falklandnews??
    and then they say they are not a bunch of deluded, brainwashed and indoctrinated benny-hillbillies...
    LOL
    L-O-L

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 05:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Porkchop

    Paul @ 22 - Or... Argentina could head over to the ICJ. There's really only 2 ways Argentina will achieve it's goal and neither way involves isolation, that's a complete non starter. As for naming a room after never-ever-land, yeah, that will have the islanders reaching for the bog roll I'm sure. Burning tires didn't work. Burning flags didn't work. Printing dodgy money didn't work. Sneaking on to the Falklands to film a piss poor advert got you nowhere (not even in the Olympics).

    Perhaps somebody should try making a speech about it somewhere?

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 05:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GALlamosa

    #20 Interesting proposal. I will suggest it to next years attendees when they are known. Though I believe that Indonesia, Tunisia and Sierra Leone did acknowledge the Falklands participants.............the rest did not.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 06:08 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    Wasn't Argentina going to sue the oil companies?

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 06:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Islander1

    Poor Paulie- I will give you an idea of what sometimes happens- as hip from Falklands goes to Chile up the Straits - Argies challenge it - it tells them it is exercising right of innocent passage under the relevant UN Maritime law and sails past refusing to stop- Argies shut up as they do not know what to do. as what they have just been told by radio IS the truth.
    Another time- Argies challenged a FI ship - it ignored the call - but in time honoured maritime tradition dipped its ensign as it passed the Arg Coastguard vessel - result- nothing the Argies could do but- in time honoured maritime tradition - dipped theirs back - acknowledging the courtesy!

    Another vessel - loaded for Falklands in Chile- Chilean Authorities said to the captain- our records show you cleared to sail to Montevideo! - just make sure you say that as well if you get challenged- then once out of sight- turn east for Stanley!
    British Royal Navy vessel visited Montevideo- big white ensign astern - Uruguay registers it in as a European Scientific research vessel - well it was once!

    You have no clue - and no hope!

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 06:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • redp0ll

    ALADI, Was Quatsch ist dass? Thought it had been buried long ago along with URUPABOL

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 07:41 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Briton

    And yet you argies STILL take our money each year,

    Two Faced.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 07:45 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • mikey48

    Why is it week after week,month after month,year after year these pesky argentinians keep saying the Falkland Islands is thier malvinas.They say UN+UN 24 say britain and argentine must talk about getting falklands back.Argentina are saying that the following countries on thier side.1)uruguay2) chile.3)brazil and many others.WRONG The UN says argentina should shut up and go home.No one in Europe agree with argentina,NO ONE .Remember in 1982 Agentina ILLEGALLY INVADED FALKLANDS,YES ILLEGAL.On the 14th June 1982 Argentina signed the Surrender document saying that argentina has no further claims to Falklands Islands.Then in 2013 the Vote on the Falklands to say they want to stay with United Kingdom .So to all the Argentine Goverment GO AWAY.Also the Argentine population,LEAVE IT ALONE AND ACCEPT FALKLANDS ISLANDS WILL NEVER CHANGE ITS NAME

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 07:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Briton

    ah but according to bla bla bla,

    Argentine view of the world, joka mo...lol

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 08:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Terence Hill

    28 paulcedron II “and who told you that shite?”
    Now you've got it straight from the horses mouth, so eat your words. I'll guess they aren't too tasty.
    “Argentina and the Falkland Islands
    Uruguay, Chile and Brazil.. ...Falkland Islands and that all Falklands-related commercial shipping will continue to enjoy access to their ports, in accordance with domestic and international law, if they are flying the Red Ensign or another national flag when docked”
    SN/IA/5602 House of Commons Library
    http://www.google.com.br/url?q=http://www.parliament.uk/briefing-papers/SN05602.pdf&sa=U&ved=0CEMQFjAIOApqFQoTCPGwq83v8cYCFQOYgAodWPcEhA&sig2=MUWanDnMzyp3AB8fxTcQbw&usg=AFQjCNFzcQFTSUCA-cuyPUZkr78Gz7l3pQ

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 08:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • lsolde

    malvinistas getting desperate!
    fun to watch.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 10:01 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Englander

    A plaque and a room naming.
    This is serious stuff but is it enough.
    Mrs K should deploy the nuclear option and plant a tree.
    All Argentinians should show solidarity and christen their first born (male or Female) Malvy.

    Jul 23rd, 2015 - 10:35 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • PDG0192

    Dear oh me, Paulie!! And how do you propose stopping shipping into and out of the Falkland Islands? We still have a ship dock every six weeks, that's been going on for years and years.
    Plan on stopping the tourists ships? You tried that. It failed because everybody just avoided RGland.
    Stopping flights from Chile? Illegal and, once again, tried and failed.
    There are not 2000 Islanders. But, surprising though it may be, they are the ones (all 2900 of them) in the way of your colonising project.
    As we keep telling you all, take it to the ICJ if you are so bothered by it.
    Otherwise, shut the fuck up, you ignorant, intellectually challenged idiot.

    I've been wondering, are you a fan of Iron Maiden, by any chance? I can see you sitting there in your Maiden t-shirt, is all. What about Sabaton? You into them at all? Just wondered.

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 12:45 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • paulcedron II

    PeDo
    let's see...
    the thing is, you dear brainless isleteer, that all the countries of the CELAC agreed in supporting Argentina in this issue.

    so, on one hand Argentina has the right to ban our wonderful airspace to any flight that goes to the islets.
    and on the other hand, chilotelandia and LAN will agree to stop those meaningless, anti economic flights to pork stanley.

    luckily fatty bachelet has enough brains to know who she has to support.
    and it is not the islets, lol, thats for sure.

    about iron maiden, are you even more pelotudo than what i thought?
    eh??
    i am an esthete, in the classic sense of the term.
    those cheap bands, heavy metal and all that shite are not in my favourite list, of course.

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 01:22 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • gordo1

    @41 cara de dos ortos podridos.

    “i am an esthete, in the classic sense of the term.” Impossible! You don't even know how to use punctuation! Your Asperger's Syndrome gets in the way - boludo!

    Pathetic idiot! When will you start to post information that is useful to the debate?

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 06:07 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • paulcedron II

    what about you stinky fartso?
    all you do is to attack sensitive, intelligent posters.
    me in this case, but could be anyone.

    massive inferiority complex you have, you ball of grease.

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 10:22 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Islander1

    Paulie- What IATA Law gives Argentina the right to ban overflights to the Falklands where there is not a security or safety issue?

    Quote it please?

    Yes your Govt could indeed withdraw those permits if it wanted to - but it would face a fair amount of international criticism and diplomatic flak, some response coming from the EU as well now doubt as don't forget we are an Associate Member of the EU.

    Your President tried it with Chile before- but Chile is a democracy you see and she was told by the Chiliean Govt - now we do not interfere in private commercial business - she then tried to pressurize Lan direct - and got a negative answer back. And she dis not want to attract the international flak of cutting the flight herself by withdrawing the overflight permit - so she backed down.
    Shipping- FACT- Chile and Uruguay agreed to refuse entry to ships flying the Falklands flag to stop your presient screaming at them with here dementia all the time(don't blame them really!) - because they know very well it would make ZERO difference to international shipping as all Falkland flagged ships are also on the british maritime registry so are entitled to fly the Red ensign instead.
    And little Argentina would face BIG international SHIT if you tried to ban that flag.
    And other ships that come to the Falklands are flagged in all sorts of other countries - going to ban them all are you?

    As others have reminded you - Arg tried it with cruise Vessels a couple of years ago - it all blew up in your faces and was soon dropped!.

    get a life !

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 10:44 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    Paul is infuriated that Argentina is impotent.
    Weak Poor and Inconsequential
    All bark and no bite

    Paul, Nobody cares what Argentina thinks about anything. You have no money for trade and your military is laughable. You can whine on here all you like, just like your leaders do on the world stage. Nobody listens nobody cares because your incapable to back up your threats.

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 12:22 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Briton

    Very true

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 01:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • redp0ll

    Why is there a direct monthly flight from Argentina to the Falklands? If it is for the “veterans” they could just as well take the weekly flight from Puntas Arenas.

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 04:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • gordo1

    @43 cara de dos ortos podridos

    “all you do is to attack sensitive, intelligent posters.
    me in this case, but could be anyone.

    massive inferiority complex you have, you ball of grease.”

    Sensitive? Intelligent? You have to be kidding! I have never encountered anyone less sensitive nor less intelligent than you. You are a vulgar little idiot who should not be in the company of your superiors.

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 04:23 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • mikey48

    Oh please do come away from swearing and insults.,it does nothing,and it makes other people getting disgusted by it all.BUT remember Argentina has very few nations whom believe in argentina cause..About 25% of the nations think MAYBE ARGENTINA .BUT 75% of all nations wish argentina believe in a lost cause,argentina will never ever get the Falklands.Remember the British Goverment along with USA&UN and finally the falklands population will NEVER ALLOW ANY CHANGE.ACCEPT IT ONCE FOR ALL.

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 06:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Islander1

    47 RedPoll- it is the same flight.
    Just that 2nd Sat of every month the flight goes Puntarenas-RioGallegos-MountPleasant -PuntaArenas then the flight the following Sat goes PuntaArenas-MountPleasant-RioGallegos-Punta Arenas.

    All other Sat flights are just Puntarenas-MountPleasant-PuntaArenas.

    Som,e veterans do come on the other flights but most come on the one from RioGallegos - its a lot cheaper for them.

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 08:27 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ezekielman

    My, oh my, a room named after the Falklands! All hail the latest mighty victory for the slimy Botox Queen of Buenos Aires. You have to laugh, don't you? Just demonstrates the desperation and the delusion of the corrupt, criminal Kirchner regime. It also reinforces the message that Corruptina Kirchner has got nowhere in her cowardly campaign against the Falkland Islanders. So the whole world has been able to witness and confirm how a courageous country of 40 million has failed utterly to bully and frighten and intimidate 3,000 peaceful “non-people”. That must go down as one of the most humiliating defeats in history. 40 million busting their guts to destroy 3,000. Unbelievable. It shows how inept and useless Corruptina’s masterplan has been, wasting so much time, energy and money on precisely nothing. Kirchner, Timerman, Filmus, you have suffered a crushing defeat and the rest of the world continues to laugh at you. Keep up your excellent comedy act. Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja ....

    Jul 24th, 2015 - 11:49 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Caledon

    Aladi....More like Aldi's

    Jul 25th, 2015 - 11:20 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ynsere

    This momentous event didn't make the headlines of the mainstream Uruguayan papers.

    Jul 25th, 2015 - 03:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • toooldtodieyoung

    4 Porkchop

    “I've named my downstairs toilet the “Argentine shit hole”. ”

    Now that has made me laugh!!!! That is just so funny!!! Nuff Respec for that one!!

    43 BottyBoypaulie II

    Once again a victory for care in the community. How are those lobotomy scars healing? Have they taken the stitches out yet?

    Clown

    Jul 25th, 2015 - 08:58 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • PDG0192

    We started it though! There is a cul-de-sac in Stanley called Occupation Road. It's an unfinished track, leading nowhere. If you visit, Paulie, it's on Barrack Street. Commemorating your splendorous invasion!

    Jul 26th, 2015 - 01:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • paulcedron II

    lets see:
    pork 4:
    “I've named my downstairs toilet the “Argentine shit hole”.

    but my dear pork, all your shack / hut is a shit-hole.
    it is just another pigsty.
    got it?

    PeDo
    “There is a cul-de-sac in Stanley called Occupation Road. It's an unfinished track, leading nowhere. If you visit, Paulie, it's on Barrack Street. Commemorating your splendorous invasion!”

    i strongly doubt that you have any “road” or “street” in pork stanley.
    it is like a big pigsty crowded with bennys, penguins and sheep, all together in the mud.

    Jul 26th, 2015 - 08:17 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • toooldtodieyoung

    56 BottyBoypaulie II

    “it is like a big pigsty crowded with bennys, penguins and sheep, all together in the mud.”

    Oh Paulie!! You can check on this when you visit Port Stanley, can't you?

    How is the Plane coming along?

    Jul 26th, 2015 - 09:14 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • redp0ll

    Browsing through argiepidedia I came across an entry that is remarkably akin to one of our revered and on his own admission ”sensitive·, posters.
    Here it is·,
    Rana calaimitans flatulisimus bonarense = Argentine Flatulent Frog.
    Habitat: Found only in the toxic waters and mud of some Buenos Aires streams and rivers, particularly the Riachuelo.
    Inhalation of the miasma created by its continuous bodily emissions causes serious damage to cerebral health which then infects the interlect of others outside the immediate source of prime infection.
    Less than 1% of the tadpoles survive owing to a lack of benzadrine amphetamines, colloquially know as bennies, in their diet and those that do live to adolescence only do so by never being exposed to light of day to which these animals are extremely sensitive.

    Jul 27th, 2015 - 12:04 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ynsere

    Redpoll @ 58

    LOL

    Jul 27th, 2015 - 06:18 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    @ 58 redp0ll

    You would think there were a few dozen CT scanners available to help them out?

    :o)

    Jul 27th, 2015 - 05:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • PDG0192

    @56: No, Paulie, it is a road, albeit unfinished, but then it would have to be so, being called “Occupation Road”. You really should come over, you foul-mouthed, xenophobic little oik. It's not crowded at all, either.

    Jul 27th, 2015 - 08:59 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • redp0ll

    @60 I would think opthalmic treatment would be of greater urgency as these animals appear to suffer from congenital stinky islet syndrome

    Jul 27th, 2015 - 10:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    @ 62 Brilliant!

    Jul 28th, 2015 - 06:17 pm - Link - Report abuse 0

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