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Brazilian Lower house speaker closer to losing his job than embattled Rousseff

Wednesday, December 16th 2015 - 07:11 UTC
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Brazilian federal police searched the home of lower house speaker Eduardo Cunha on Tuesday as part of a series of anti-graft raids against senior political figures, dealing a blow to the man who opened President Dilma Rousseff's impeachment proceedings. Read full article

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  • ilsen

    The Augean Stables, Hercules Cleans Up, (or Not!)

    For the Fifth Labour [sic.), Eurystheus ordered Hercules to clean up King Augeas' stables. Hercules knew this job would mean getting dirty and smelly, but sometimes even a hero has to do these things. Then Eurystheus made Hercules' task even harder: he had to clean up after the cattle of Augeas in a single day.

    ================================

    Is there an Hercules in Brazil?
    Whose stable would he turn to first?
    Can it be done?
    Dilma/Lula? or Cunha?
    Whose shit stinks worst?
    Does it matter?

    Perhaps Brazil is the whole Stable, and needs 'both walls breaking to let the rivers flush it all out' ?

    Dec 16th, 2015 - 08:11 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Brasileiro

    President Dilma in a few years will be remembered as the person who fought and won the endemic corruption that plagued Brazil.

    I have the absolute conviction that if the PSDB who were in government that fight against corruption was not being fought.

    Corruption has always existed in Brazil and in the world as well. In the governments of right-wing parties (1500-2002) corruption was pushed under the carpet, it was muffled. No one was knowing because the Brazilian State was dominated by civil servants appointed by the corrupt from the right. There was almost no public tenders to fill the vacancies. Everything was muffled. With the complicity of the press that has always belonged to the ruling class that ruled the country.

    Dec 16th, 2015 - 09:20 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    Time they both went.

    Disgusting pigs feeding at the trough of the tax payer.

    Dec 16th, 2015 - 10:24 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Conqueror

    @2. You have a conviction? What was it for? Murder? Assault? Lying? Theft?

    It's good that you're coming clean. Wouldn't it be nice if Rousseff and Lulu did the same?

    Dec 16th, 2015 - 12:41 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • yankeeboy

    Brazil has always been a rat's nest of corruption. It is good to see that they're on the path to becoming a legitimate and civilized country.
    In the end this is good for the Society and the country to grow.
    I hope Argentina is next.

    Dec 16th, 2015 - 02:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 16th, 2015

    2@ Socialist Illiterate Donkey,

    You must by all means be just another low-life socialist unschooled jackass well paid currently by Rousseff's socialist mammalia and certified whore's administration in exchange for a self-loaded yellow federal grant card to fully bring it out your state-of-art homemade decayed stupidity to the highest peaks possible within a shit-hole on earth's surface commonly known in today's world as fucking Brazil.

    To be quite frankly, you're the main reason to why we have invented double doors!

    Dec 16th, 2015 - 04:18 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Brasileiro

    @6 This one is already sticking his own finger in the ass and ripping!

    hahaha

    Dec 16th, 2015 - 04:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Jack Bauer

    Dilma will be remembered as Lula's puppet. Lula needed someone to succeed him that he could manipulate, and Dilma was the ideal candidate. Not too bright and scared of being eliminated, so she played along. The fact that she drove the country into a crisis, in order to further Lula's Bolivarian scialist dream, is the result of 10 years of bad decisions and the creation of a network of corruption inside all State companies, the magnitude of which has never been seen before, even by Brazilian standards. The only reason that the Federal Police are now investigationg several corruption schemes, simultaneously, is not because Dilma encouraged the investigations, but because when they started (almost by accident), the trail of evidence was too large to be ignored, or to be covered up by Lula. Dilma, Lula and the PT will be remembered for screwing Brazil, setting it back 20 years.

    Dec 16th, 2015 - 07:00 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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    Dec 16th, 2015 - 11:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ilsen

    @ 4 Conqueror
    Nice 'turn' of phrase, may I say.
    :-)
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    And for anyone who hasn't figured it out yet, 'Semper Fidelis' is just another one of Tobi's manifest 'personalities' masquerading as a North American in a pathetic attempt to make them all look bad.
    I have seen more convincing Nativity Plays, by 6-year olds!

    Dec 17th, 2015 - 01:38 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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    Dec 17th, 2015 - 04:57 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    Ilsen

    Nah I think this is Suzie. I know many do, but I don't subscribe to Nostrils having multiple logins at once. When he has attempted this in the past, he could never keep it up for very long. Every single time he reverts back to the exact same personality. He's actually got that many issues that it is impossible for him to actually hide them.

    So Simper is just plain weird because no one could ever believe those language skills are anything but someone whose first language isn't English. And Brasiliero has very specific personalities clearing showing who has logged in that day. Consistently different personalities. They would actually be better off creating seperate logins so they could better get their message out.

    Anyway that is just my opinion.

    The other thing to remember. I once tried to fathom who was a sock puppet until I realised that their use reflects solely on the person who created then. They are created because someone lacks an ability to convey a message in the same manner that everyone else does. This highlights their own inadequacies. So I just reply as if each poster is who they say. It doesn't mean that I have been tricked or look foolish it they are an actual sock puppet, because I am replying to the message they post.

    I wasn't always like this. But I'm happy to learn, adapt and change.

    Dec 17th, 2015 - 06:40 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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  • Troy Tempest

    @13 Sussie

    What is a “flat fuck”?

    You mention it in your eloquent post, but I've never heard of that before. Please explain ??

    Dec 17th, 2015 - 08:58 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    Flat fuck!!!!

    Bahahahahahaha

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Better than a bumpy one, I guess.

    Dec 17th, 2015 - 09:10 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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  • ChrisR

    Back on topic.

    It's all going swimmingly, eh chaps?

    Soon the only people out of prison will be the likes of Brasso!

    What a thought: they will have to form the government.

    LOL

    Dec 17th, 2015 - 11:02 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    “Skippy cock-sucker”

    Well finally Simper got something right! Honestly, I just can't argue with that.

    Dec 17th, 2015 - 07:44 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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    Dec 18th, 2015 - 12:15 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    @ 18 Skip
    “Well finally Simper got something right! Honestly, I just can't argue with that.”

    That made me laugh!

    :Oh! You are awful, but I like you!” Do you know who said that? :o)

    Dec 18th, 2015 - 01:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 18th, 2015

    @20 Chirs Rotten to the Bone,

    Specially, when your own typical “we” surely get as much action as a nine button on a microwave.

    Dec 18th, 2015 - 03:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    19 Simple Fi

    ”...illiterate ass ..... :-)”

    Hey, hey, hey... my ass can't read or write either... :-) !!

    What about yours?? :-)

    Dec 18th, 2015 - 06:33 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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  • Skip

    ChrisR

    I didn't and will admit that I had to Google it. While I grew up on plenty of British comedy (Only Fools and Horses (funny deviation to a story, but I met Trigger when I was living in London. He was swimming with his sons at the Men's Pond at Hampstead Heath), Keeping up Appearances, Man about the House, Good Life, One Foot in the Grave, 'Allo 'Allo) I wasn't familiar with that one.

    However I strongly resisted making another joke when he said “Skipped cock-sucker”....... that is not something that I try to skip...... LOL

    Dec 19th, 2015 - 12:39 am - Link - Report abuse 0
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  • Troy Tempest

    25 Simpli-fi

    Now it's NYC ???

    You MUST BE FRUSTRATED!

    Dec 19th, 2015 - 04:03 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 19th, 2015

    26@ Tempered Socialist Imbecile,

    Besides being already awarded with your “copy n' paste summation”, what's your trauma ?

    You sound to me just like a “Latin America's Cunt”, who have just missed your cock-sucking session today, just because your mom didn't have enough coins for a bus fare ..................... :-)

    Dec 19th, 2015 - 07:49 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    Troy and ChrisR

    I'm laughing so hard because Simper is totally missing the jokes.

    Dec 19th, 2015 - 08:36 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    28 Skip

    LOL,

    Let's see if he gets this one, I'll even point it out for him:

    Hey, Simple-Semper, the joke's in your hand!

    ;-D

    Dec 19th, 2015 - 09:12 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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    Dec 19th, 2015 - 09:24 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ChrisR

    Skip & Troy

    Sempers is one of those you wouldn't want to 'give a hand to'. :o)

    I just love how he thinks calling Skip a faggot is going to upset him: yeah, that'll do it, NOT.

    You have to feel sympathy for this guy.

    Oh well, perhaps NOT! HA, HA, HA, HA.

    Dec 19th, 2015 - 01:37 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    30 sussie

    why do always sign in with the place and date?

    I thought “Mack” the stupid, was in NYC and you were in Miami?

    What happened to Vegas, sussie.

    I bet you like that Cox email account you have.

    Dec 19th, 2015 - 08:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    You mean there's “night time job as [a] certified cock-sucker”

    Don't you just hate it when you've been doing something for free and then coulda made money out of it.

    I blame my high school careers counsellor..... she obviously didn't profile me correctly if she missed this one off the list.

    Troy, ChrisR is right. You don't want to give a hand. You could simply use a single finger (pinky will do) to hold it in its entirety.

    Dec 19th, 2015 - 09:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 19th, 2015

    32@ Tempered Socialist imbecile,

    As far as I know you have so far gained a unique opportunity to walked on your custom made sperm's coated carpet at your local Grammy Awards event, were imbecile's just like you had the brimful rights to acquire a well deserved “Summation's Trophy”, and right now you have apparently showed to me the newest symptoms such as faggot's blind-fold trauma.

    Perhaps, you should just shut your unschooled and useless pile-hole and take in serious consideration in changing your existent cordless dual-dildo for a better approach it, such as 220 volts from a triple phase gas generator.

    Dec 20th, 2015 - 12:02 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    @34 simple Semper

    What's a “pile hole”?
    Is that anything like a “flat fcuk” that you mentioned earlier?

    What's wrong with a “c*ck- sucker”? What a nice way to be greeted.

    Dec 20th, 2015 - 01:22 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    A dildo that uses 220 volts could prove extremely dangerous.

    Imagine if it short circuited...... you'd go out with a hell of a bang.

    Dec 20th, 2015 - 09:54 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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  • Troy Tempest

    37 Merry Christmas, Sussie

    Dec 20th, 2015 - 02:10 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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    Dec 20th, 2015 - 02:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    39 Sussie

    Kisses!

    Dec 20th, 2015 - 08:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
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  • Troy Tempest

    @41 Sussie

    “...coy n' paste”???

    Is this another “flat fcuk”, or “pile hole”???

    Did you mean “cock & pasties...” ??
    Really no idea what you're on about...

    “...sussie's vertical curtains”??
    Oh, c'mon, I'll not tell your Mum, say the word - it's “vagina”.

    Big cuddles for you, Sussie!!

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 01:03 am - Link - Report abuse 0
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  • Troy Tempest

    43 smoocheroonie!

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 03:12 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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  • Troy Tempest

    @45 Comrade!

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  • Troy Tempest

    @47 Simpy

    I love you !

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 06:16 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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  • Troy Tempest

    49 Beloved Comrade - embrace Bolivar!!

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 07:42 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    I love you too Simper.

    How could I not, you talk about cock so much it is difficult not to admire you. I feel we have so much in common. We could perhaps even become fast friends.

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 08:31 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 21st, 2015

    @50 + @51 = A truly example of hypocrisy,

    I would be really glad to insult you over and over again, socialist illiterate scumbags, but that would certainly be beyond the level of your own rare intelligence, not to mention that if your ignorance is considered by you as bliss, you must be the happiest useless motherfucker on earth's surface.

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 02:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    52 simper

    How about “Father Fcukers”?

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 03:05 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
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    Dec 21st, 2015 - 03:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    54 Simple simon

    Is that a way to speak to Comrade, Comrade!!

    Give us a kiss Sussie!!

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 07:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 21st, 2015

    55@ Tempered Socialist Imbecile,

    To be quite frankly with you Latin America's decayed motherfucker, even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be a pretty stupid dump-ass douche-bag !

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 07:13 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    56

    Brother.... !

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 08:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    Brother comrade!!

    Dec 21st, 2015 - 09:40 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

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    Dec 21st, 2015 - 11:20 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    That was fast!

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 12:25 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 21st, 2015

    60@ Tempered Socialist Imbecile,

    I'm still here socialist unschooled jackass !....

    What do you call one socialist motherfucker just like you on the moon?
    - Problem.
    What do you call ten socialist motherfuckers just like you on the moon?
    - Problems.
    What do you call the entire Latin and South America's Socialist population on the moon?
    - Problem solved.

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 12:40 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Hepatia

    Cunha is gone.

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 12:51 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - FL / U.S.A
    December 21st, 2015

    7@ Socialist Illiterate Donkey,

    For a typical Brazilian cock-sucker and legit unschooled motherfucker just like you, certainly it doesn't take more than a single minute to actually figure it out, that in fact, you're just another piece of decayed shit left voluntarily outdoor to be picked-up on the very next early day by a local trash compactor within your fucking shit-hole's territory.

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 01:00 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

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  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 21st, 2015

    64@ Tempered Socialist Imbecile,

    Huh !........ That was really the fastest one !............... :-)

    It seems that your lovely “summation Grammy Awards” it's not helping do way you have planned after all, and or perhaps your local Viagra has already being expired it ....... :-)

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 03:09 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

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    65 if only you knew what I said, Commie!

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 05:43 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 22nd, 2015

    66@ Tempered “Socialist Imbecile”,

    You're a legit Latin and or South America's commie and socialist uneducated faggot, who certainly uses until today's date criminals such as, Che Fucking Guevara and Mario Fucking Marighella, and or your own main porcupine's mentors, don't you illiterate to the bone jackass ?

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 07:48 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    Does Viagra expire?

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 08:29 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 22nd, 2015

    68@ Tempered “Socialist Imbecile”,

    Does your decayed stupidity have an expiration date, and or perhaps you're a unique lifetime membership holder within your shit-hole's country ?

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 09:00 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    Lifetime membership, I think.

    I'll have to check and get back to you.

    I don't think it is unique though.

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 09:59 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Semper Fidelis

    New York - NY / U.S.A
    December 22nd, 2015

    Huh !............. :-)
    What difference does it make ?

    Since then, you should press it the F-5 key on your illiterate computer for the quickest brain refreshing, and or just place your useless skunk's head in the freezer for a period of 24 hours for a maximum burst.

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 10:32 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Skip

    I'm using an iPad.... there's no F5 key....

    What do I do now?

    I know, sleep!

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 12:01 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Troy Tempest

    71 Sussie

    How long do YOU keep Viagra?

    Expiry: “what does it matter?”

    Well, you asked, right?

    My library card expires in 3 weeks. Thx, I'll get right on it!

    Viva Ché, Viva Franco!! Viva Dilma ! Viva Maduro!! Viva Morales!! Viva Correa!! Viva Maximo!!

    Viva Semper - Comrade!!

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 02:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Jack Bauer

    @62 Hippy

    where do you get your news from ? Have you been watching the Brasshole's irrelevant videos ?
    Cunha is still very much in power of the Lower House, and will remain so until Congress reconvenes in February. After that...

    Dec 22nd, 2015 - 08:53 pm - Link - Report abuse 0

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