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Falklands includes a new island in its EEZ with UN support
The Falklands have added a new island. A representative of the United Nations Commission on the Law of the Sea, Lithuanian geologist Professor Loof Lirpa, has confirmed to Penguin News that a new island has emerged in the South Atlantic Ocean, about 150 miles north of Steeple Jason. Read full article
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Disclaimer & comment rulesLithuanian geologist Professor Loof Lirpa from Klaipėda...
Mar 31st, 2017 - 06:57 am - Link - Report abuse -3Ain't he befriended with Engrish arheologist Andrew “Bone”Jones from Jorvik...?
https://vimeo.com/18311924
So offshore oil exploration can cause enough seismic activity to make a new island rise out of the sea, but they want us to believe that fracking is totally safe?
Mar 31st, 2017 - 07:20 am - Link - Report abuse 0Mr. DemonTree...
Mar 31st, 2017 - 07:50 am - Link - Report abuse -2About the above “story”...
You are aware which date it is tomorrow... ain't you...?
Hadn't occurred to me, and isn't posting it a day early kind of cheating?
Mar 31st, 2017 - 08:27 am - Link - Report abuse -2I wish it was the Venezuela story that was the April fool.
What are you doing posting at 4am anyway? Insomnia?
http://hoaxes.org/af_database/display/category/loof_lirpa
Mar 31st, 2017 - 08:43 am - Link - Report abuse -1Prof Loof Lirpa.
Shitstirring turnip Think totally taken in. Bahahaha!
Mar 31st, 2017 - 08:59 am - Link - Report abuse -2Lol, I like the hotheaded ice borers. It would be cool if they were real, although not very nice for the penguins.
Mar 31st, 2017 - 09:16 am - Link - Report abuse -3Like Surtsey then. My Grandfather and the rest of his crew heard it when it broke the surface during the night. (seriously) Happy 1st April.
Mar 31st, 2017 - 11:36 am - Link - Report abuse -3Penguin News is a weekly journal - hence the day early
Mar 31st, 2017 - 11:58 am - Link - Report abuse 0Anyone got any dynamite? I want to frack myself a nice little island kingdom to call home in the middle of my neighbours fish pond. I'll nominate DemonTree as the new president for his strong intellect as demonstrated here.
Mar 31st, 2017 - 02:15 pm - Link - Report abuse +1Psssst... Mr Lorton...
Mar 31st, 2017 - 02:22 pm - Link - Report abuse -3Pls. remember that, officially...
This site ain't called 《“Penguin News”》...
It's called...”《MercoPress》... an independent news agency started in 1993 which focuses on delivering news related to the Mercosur trade and political bloc, and member countries, covering an area of influence which includes South America, the South Atlantic and insular territories.... etc..., etc,..., etc...”
Capisce...?
;-)
The new island is clearly Argentine soil and an expeditionary force must be dispatched at once to occupy it - The Island should be named 'Isla Cristina' so as not to confuse the residents of Puerto Argentina.
Mar 31st, 2017 - 04:28 pm - Link - Report abuse +4Professor Loof Lirpa? That's April fool backward! You came up this this stuff? LOL
Apr 01st, 2017 - 01:01 pm - Link - Report abuse -2Think,
Apr 01st, 2017 - 06:04 pm - Link - Report abuse -3The article on La Nacion, starts with “Loof Lirpa ...”. Good one mister :-)
Happy April Fool's day!
Apr 02nd, 2017 - 12:28 am - Link - Report abuse -2Christ DM how old are you?
Apr 03rd, 2017 - 04:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0“This could take place quite shortly, potentially by April 1”
Apr 06th, 2017 - 05:48 am - Link - Report abuse 0:) :) :) :) :) :)
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