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Montevideo, October 16th 2021 - 14:50 UTC
Argentina's National Institute of Seismic Prevention (INPRES) recorded an earthquake rated at 3.8 on the Richter scale at 10.27 am Friday in the city of Buenos Aires and its surroundings, it was reported. Read full article
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The seismographs detected it: it was a small earthquake.
I have it from a reliable source that the first earthquake in almost a century within the Greater BA metropolitan area was Mother Earth's valiant attempt do every living creature on the planet a favor by cracking the ground open and swallow a bunch of foreigners posing for a photo at just around the same time. Her effort to save us all is duly noted.
I have it from a reliable source...
My reliable source says that the seismic effect was caused by Trump trumping. ;-)
Trump's fault. Trump is singlehandedly responsibility for all fracking and the resultant increase in cataclysmic seismic activity.
My reliable source has it that the tremor was caused by Chopper the Ucumar, using his prodigiously sized lower appendages to ruin a photo op for the summit. I'm sure he's quite proud of his work...
It was 'Governor' Bertone opening her lunch.
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