MercoPress. South Atlantic News Agency

In spite of farmers, Cristina K manages to iron double chins

President Cristina Kirchner de Kirchner

In spite of adversity Argentine President Cristina Kirchner de Kirchner has time to prop her facial image in line with her hair dressing and ample wardrobe.

In her latest appearances her combination of make up, fresh colors and high priced garments included a delicate apparently silk scarf, probably to protect her speaking capabilities and oral enemy-bashing from the cold currents of the deep South Atlantic. But following several days of routine scarf, not necessarily in her innovative coquette style, the Buenos Aires press finally discovered it was not only chills that motivated President Cristina. In effect the reason for such "silky" neck insistence was the new cosmetic technique of tensor filaments that help to iron wrinkles, budding double chins and converts flutings into firmness. The new technique replaces the previous filaments of gold for propylene which is a saturation material common in nowadays surgery. These pins are hooked under the adipose dermis of double chins taking years off the neck's muscles skin. The procedure is quick, no incisions, no scars, local anesthetics and four to six filaments are all is over in just sixty minutes. Plastic surgeons' service is in the range of 1.200 to 2.500 US dollars in a reliable discreet Buenos Aires make-up clinic. The only secondary effects which have been detected so far with the new technique are a few days of inflammation in the region, thus Cristina's vaporous silky scarf in matching colors. According to the Argentine "rich and famous" press one of the first patients of the revolutionary plastic technique was veteran French actress and famous blonde Catherine Deneuve who in yesterdays of the Franc was chosen as the effigy to adorn the coins of the Republique Francaise.