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Morrissey joins the controversy saying the “Falklands belong to Argentina”

Saturday, March 3rd 2012 - 04:43 UTC
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Morrissey has waded into the row over the Falkland Islands telling the audience at an Argentine gig that they “belong to you”. The former Smiths front-man, who counts Prime Minister David Cameron among his fans, made the remarks during a concert in Cordoba, Argentina. Read full article

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  • Lord Ton

    Man's addled !

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 04:53 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • brit abroad

    from a man who gave us lyrics such as:

    “and now i know how joan of arc felt as flames rose to her roman nose and her walkman started to melt”

    from the song 'bigmouth strikes again'

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 05:45 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    TWIMC

    Must admit, I didn’t know Mr. Morrissey until yesterday….
    I’m listening to him right now through Spotify…..
    The man is worth listening….!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrissey

    Ps:
    (1) Mr. Lorton
    That could be considered libel.
    You ”Bobbies” didn’t find anything when you raided his London home :-)

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 06:45 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Frank

    How so....?
    'addled .. unable to think clearly; confused.'
    Bit like el thicko really....

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 07:08 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • johnfarrel2050

    Obviously, the Malvinas Islands belong to Argentina and it will be so for ever in spite of the uk military usurpation, everybody knows that, nobody must be surprised of this assertion.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 07:24 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Beef

    Well i don't think he looks like the “last of the famous international playboys”.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 07:35 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    Morrisey, a boy with a thorn in his side. Well, frankly mr shankly, Morrisey's career, there is a light that apparently does go out.

    He's painted an ugly picture of this one. Is his girlfriend in a coma? No, because I don't think he has had one. Well I'm sure that the falkland islanders with you an unhappy birthday.

    That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore, I know it's over.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 08:30 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • dreyfoss

    Im waiting for Ken Dodd to voice his opinion in this dispute...

    The fate of the isanders now hang on his word....

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 08:36 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    Charlie Chaplain said about the dispute...

    *wadles in silence*
    *workman carelessly swings a ladder around*
    *chaplain ducks ladder the first time*
    *workman carelessly swings a ladder around again*
    *ladder hits chaplain on the head*

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 09:01 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    More tickets to sell I see.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 09:09 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • DanyBerger

    @Think

    You sure know “The Smith” he was the singer

    San Remo Festival (Italy, 1987)
    “Il ragazzo con la spina nel fianco”, troppo lungo eh! Adesso in Englsese “The Boy with the thorn in his side”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64VeHlXEa4&feature=fvst

    Cemetry Gates
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64VeHlXEa4&feature=fvst

    Big Mouth Strikes Again
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64VeHlXEa4&feature=fvst

    The Queen Is Dead
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64VeHlXEa4&feature=fvst

    Panic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64VeHlXEa4&feature=fvst

    Suedehead • Morrissey Solo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64VeHlXEa4&feature=fvst

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 09:09 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Martin Woodhead

    entertainer says something that entertains his auidence

    maybe we should send the macc lads on a tour possubly not though:)

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 09:19 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    It's hilarious to see how far these folks have fallen, selling their outdated and amoral politics while they beg for anyone to like them again... in the quest for a few more pennies.

    I always remember Jamiroquai's first album cover was all about the environment and had an aboriginal australian guy in the group with his didgeridoo. By the fifth album, the money had managed to bend them so much that the environmental cause was lost, with a car featuring on the front cover, the music was fitting ode to 'top gear' and the aboriginal guy had been put out to pasture a long time previously for being too concerned about the environment I guess.

    My real worry is if The Singing Corner made a comment, because it would mean they failed in their musical journey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXi5WDia1VY)

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 09:24 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • The Falklands are British

    ANNOUNCEMENT BY UN SECRETARY GENERAL BAN KI-MOON
    Due to be made later this afternoon, Saturday the 3rd of March, 2012
    This has just been leaked on NTPA website and it's brilliant! LOL!

    Secretary General ban Ki-moon is about to make an unprecedented announcement, the likes of which the UN has never done before. In a controversial press conference set for 1700 hrs GMT, Saturday the 3rd of March, 2012, the Secretary General is expected to announce that the opening round of the National Tractor Pullers Association Championships scheduled to be held in Pinetops, North Carolina, 18-19 May, should start on the 17th of May and run for a full 3 days instead of the traditional 2 days. It is thought the Secretary General will explain the rationale behind the move which has sent the Pullers Association into turmoil.. When Goose News contacted the NTPA for their reaction, a bemused Chuck Jones, President, said he was at a loss to explain the expected announcement. “With all due respect to the wisdom and experience of the UN Secretary General, as far as we can tell, he has about as much knowledge of our famous Pull championships as Sean Penn, Roger Waters and Morrissey have of the Falkland Islands and their dispute with Argentina”.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 09:41 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    Prince Harry is in Belize.
    Don't the Argies feel a bit provoked?

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 09:51 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    @14 You've got to admire Mr. BKM for his interest and time spent in the world domination of tractor pulling. Did he ask the tractor pullers to put more Korean people into roles?

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 09:51 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Be serious

    In 2006, Morrissey declared, “I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths”.

    Vegetarian Morrissey seems to have a habit of saying strange things.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 10:01 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • The Falklands are British

    14 Greek

    It runs far deeper than that. It seems BKM has his sights set on taking over and controlling the NTPAC and using it as a type of ultimate contest to solve disputes between stets. Apparently Argentina got very excited about this and applied at once to take part in the first ever UN competition; head to head with the Falkland Islands. A rather embarrassed BKM had to call KFC and explain that the competition involved TRACTOR pulling, not just pulling.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 10:02 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    @18 I'm not sure I like the idea of KFC and BKM involved in a tugging competition. It's not the kind of visual idea that I like in my head.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 10:22 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • The Falklands are British

    19 Greek

    Put it this way. If I were to enter a pulling competition, I wouldn't choose KFC to be my fluffer!

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 10:45 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    (11) Dany Berger

    I must be getting old…
    I don’t know ”The Smiths” either…
    My last flirts with the Brit Pop Scene were in the late 60’s with the likes of :

    Jehtro Tull….:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0GAuexrVzo&feature=related

    Tyrannosaurus Rex….:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0GAuexrVzo&feature=related

    and the “King” Crimson….:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0GAuexrVzo&feature=related

    Good Ol´times………….

    Auguri and Grüssli aus Chubut….
    El Think

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 11:21 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Viscount Falkland

    Apparently the Falkland Islanders are selling a blow up sheep called “Morrissey” and it could be a big seller....

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 11:57 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • The Falklands are British

    22 Viscount

    LOL!

    Sounds like the sort of thing Frog would've sold in the Philomel Store.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 12:00 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Martin Woodhead

    as long as the paras don't turn up their idea of “tractor pulling” woud make a good jackarse episode.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 12:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Sergio Vega

    Don´t worry about what he say...he is flying over ten thousend feet with the Paraguayan pot.....or something worst...He his just a clown club member...

    Put your attention on the people that matter.....politicians, military, economist, etc...and mainly on the regular people of the involved countries F.I. and Argentina.....

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 12:20 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redcoat

    At his concert in Cordoba Argentina, controversial has-been Morrissey slurs:
    “You know of course the Malvinas Islands, everybody knows they belong to Argentina”

    It’s pathetic how the Argentinians fall for it every time.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 12:47 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ptolemy

    ...as I said about Penn and Waters, let them come live with me, and they'll know the truth and quit spewing Argentine nationalist crap.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 12:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Harry Stamper

    So far we have:

    A couple of old, decrepid and fading socialist musicians,
    A second rate fading actor whose best chum is a deluded dictator who is bankrupting and squandering his countries resources.
    A failed extreme scottish socialist politician who has a penchant for a bowl of gold top.

    Honestly Disney couldn't a better script for a disaster movie. Part one due to preview in the coming period.

    “Argentina - my part in her collapse ” starring the Botox queen

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 01:06 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    (27) Ptomely

    Ohhh............. the failed Ex-Pat again…

    Just a friendly advice from a guy that has been “connubial” with a Costa Rican lawyerette that made a substantial fortune bailing people like you out….
    Sell ASAP and go home..
    Life is not getting longer and you are, evidently, wasting yours in a place you hate….

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 01:09 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ptolemy

    Think, you don't even live here. Go back to your troll cave.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 01:15 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    Just some friendly advice, mate...
    It's your life......... Do with it whatever you like.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 01:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ptolemy

    @31
    Thank you.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 01:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Think

    @32
    You are welcome.

    (But, you would indubitably be more welcomed if you tried to integrate a little bit instead of playing the pathetic role of an Anglo “Know it All” :-)

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 01:38 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • ptolemy

    @33
    ...or in your case a “pathetic” troll.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 01:46 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Mrlayback

    Actually I find it hilarious when some people on here get excited about a celebrity who joins their nonsense claim, It puts a smile on my face because the people who live in the real world know exactly what its all about, a selfish act of selling more tickets to people who are to dumb to realise his ploy, and what also adds to my laughter is C5N, CroincaTV etc....... these Argentine news networks make sure its the main news headline. We have celebrity support ! It would not surprise me one bit if Waters and Morrissey did a private concert in aid of the 30th anniversary and CFK will then use the reserve funds to pay for it all !!! very funny indeed!

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 02:39 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Conqueror

    @5 I have a present for you. Swallow this bomb!
    @12 Didn't all this start with drug-crazed tosspots such as Lennon and Bono. News for the druggies. Lots of people come to hear you play a “musical” instrument and scream semi-intelligibly. Not because they “Think” you are the new messiahs. Have you noticed that you need to employ people to plug things in for you? That should indicate your level of intelligence.
    @21 Oh dear! Only 50 years out of date. On everything. Perhaps if you were to try to get up to date. A decade at a time! The world has moved on, sonny. These days we don't talk interminably, hoping that it will all work out. These days we believe in putting people like YOU out of our misery. Permanently. Perhaps you should move to some other slum.
    @29 What's this? “Grooming” again?
    @33 What would you know about “integrating”. What are you? One of 40 million genocides. One of 40 million war criminals. One of 4o million homosexuals. One of 40 million cheats. One of 40 million cowards. One of 40 million liars. One of 40 million psychotics. One of 40 million unsuccessful thieves. Time to take your 7.6mm medication!

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 02:42 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • The Falklands are British

    Where have all of the machismo Argie Malvinistas gone? The flavour of the Argie posts has changed considerably in the last month or so. I can't remember any of their names because they're all just Argies. Well I guess Tobias stands out as one of the brighter ones and Marcos as one of the more unstable ones, but apart from that...

    Anyway, what's happened to all the ones who only a short time ago were saying things like “another nail in the islanders' coffin” or “ the whole world knows the islands are Argentine” and a little later “most of the world knows the islands are Argentine”. Then there was that guy who said “ the islands will be in Argentina's hands imminently”. When challenged on that he said before the end of the century and then he said he doesn't put time frames on things. LOL!

    Keep trying boys. You guys give me so much entertainment that I hardly use Facebook any more. Mark Zuckerberg had better watch out. If the world cottons on to how amusing you Argies are, Mercopress could take over as the world's most used social network site. Chuckle!

    Hopefully KFC will keep at it too because she is the biggest village idiot of all of you. When is she going to start sending us all Christmas present again like president Menen did? I remember going into the post office one year and everyone found a book in their mail box. Walking out I noticed that the rubbish bins were all full of them. They were expensive too. People these days just have no respect. Some homeless people in Buenos Aires probably died to make those books possible.

    Keep up the good work. I'm off for a walk with the family.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 04:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • johnfarrel2050

    Congratulations uk !!! this country has the Guinnes record of the huge quantity of stolen territories around the world !!!

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 05:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    @38 I think you mean we have the record on number of countries we have decolonised. I think Argentina has the record on number of first nations that it's stolen, genocided and then claimed the territory for.

    When it comes to historical genocide,s you argies are difficult to beat... that's why you're so white (because you killed all the brown people)

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 05:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Conqueror

    @38 Let's face it, a sh*te by any other name is still a sh*te. And most South American cuntries are sh*te. Probably, Chile isn't sh*te. Possibly, Uruguay is only half a sh*te. Importantly, Colombia and argieland are mega-sh*te.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 06:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • johnfarrel2050

    @39 Everybody knows that uk is the most colonialist and imperialist country of the world. However this country is loosing its power for this reason it´s trying to maintain it, keeping this ridiculous usurpation of terrritories in different places of the world. In addition , some british are the most discriminator people of the world, I think that you are an example of it because you repeating this stupid name “argies” only to attack the argentine people without any valid arguments to maintain these colonies around the world.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 06:29 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Anti-Fascist

    38 johnfarrel2050

    Your country is stolen territory so STFU.

    100% stolen by European colonials from the Amerindians who you slaughtered, along with all the Negros you brough to the country when they were surplus to your requirements. Not long after that you started slaughtering all the leftists.

    Sounds more like a slaughterhouse than a country. Not a real nation, nations are made up of people of a common history and ancestry, where-as all the Argentines have in common is parents and grandparents from Europe - amongst them often a fleeing German, Belgian, Dutch, Croat, Austrian, Italian, Bulgarian, Spanish or Ukrainian Nazi, or Fascist.

    Give Patagonia back to the Indians and the Welsh, they were there first.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 06:54 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • johnfarrel2050

    42 Anti-Fascist

    All your comments only show the lack of arguments to explain the stealing of the Malvinas Islands and a lot of others overseas territories around the world which are claimed by the countries involved since long time ago. The long years of british pirates ended, but uk don´t want to understand that.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 07:04 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    @43 From a man who lives on land stolen from the first nations, I think you've got nowhere to go with any of your points.

    Giving back the land you don't own to the first nations? Making claims to south Georgia and the South Sandwich islands which you never owned?

    You're not a man.. Fact.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 07:31 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redcoat

    @29 Think
    “Just a friendly advice from a guy that has been “connubial” with a Costa Rican lawyerette that made a substantial fortune bailing people like you out….
    Sell ASAP and go home..
    Life is not getting longer and you are, evidently, wasting yours in a place you hate”

    I’ve come to the conclusion that Think is insane and is only talking about himself and his own delusions, e.g. actually trying to build up Morrissey into something other than a has-been singer with meaningless left wing views.

    @33 Think
    “But, you would indubitably be more welcomed if you tried to integrate a little bit instead of playing the pathetic role of an Anglo Know it All”

    Think to you, those knowing more than you are pathetic, probably because Argentinians are so used to fantasising, they think, ‘why know anything when you can just make it up’ and others should ‘integrate’ by also knowing no more than them.

    @37 The Falklands are British
    “Where have all of the machismo Argie Malvinistas gone?”

    Probably because there has never been such thing as a machismo Argie, they only appear so when able to outnumber others, but knowing the UK public is taking note at the moment, they have curbed their language.

    @38 & 43johnfarrel2050
    “Congratulations uk !!! this country has the Guinnes record of the huge quantity of stolen territories around the world”
    “All your comments only show the lack of arguments to explain the stealing of the Malvinas Islands”

    It’s one brainwashed Argentinian after another, isn’t it, all you are doing is making yourself look an idiot.
    And you are not even very good at simple arithmetic or geography are you? Argentina still holds a much larger area of stolen aboriginal land, than all the current UK territories put together.
    The Falklands have never been Argentinian!

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 07:33 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Anti-Fascist

    43 johnfarrel2050

    Pirates are good.

    Fascists are morons.

    Simples!

    Learn to read the other sides point of view. Until you are capable of understanding that there are two sides to every argument, then it is pointless me repeating what I've written again and again.

    You either understand the principle that people have the right to choose their own sovereignty or you are on the side that believes any nation (for it would not just be your own) can dictate to any other nation or territory who they should be governed by.

    The nuclear powers could easily take a cowboy approach, absent international law, to dominate the non-nuclear powers. If Britain was as evil as you say we are, why don't we just threaten to nuke you? The Israelis do this to their Arab neighbors, they don't have nuclear bombs because they do, they have them because they don't and threaten to use them. Britain has never threatened anyone with nuclear weapons.

    If Britain was so bad why did w withdraw from Empire? Why do the Empire follow us to Britain? Why did almost every territory ever under British rule join the British Commonwealth? Why do they share our Queen? Because we are evil people and destroyed their land?

    No the British did a lot of good in the world and some bad. Just as the Romans brought civiliation to Britain, we brought civilisation to much of the world.

    Sure the Spanish want Gibraltar but then Gibraltar has been under the British flag, far longer than it has been under a Spanish flag. It only came under Spanish rule in 1462, the British took it in 1704 and the Spanish ceded it in 1713. The Gibraltarians don't want to live under Spanish rule. Their identity is Gibraltarians. Perhaps Spain should claim Argentina on the basis that she ruled you in the past? What is the difference?

    There are national disputes all over the world - Spratly Islands (various nations competing for oil) India-Packistan, China-India, Russia-China, Russia - Japan, Russia -German, A VERY LONG LIST

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 07:33 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • anti-fascist2

    Ah here we are -

    International Directory of Territorial and Border Disputes:

    Argentina - Chile:

    http://en.mercopress.com/2010/05/20/argentina-revives-long-time-border-dispute-with-chile-in-patagonian-ice-fields

    Beagle Channel (a one way dispute)
    Terra Del Fuego (a one way dispute)
    Chilean-Argentine border (a one way dispute)
    Pategonia (a one way dispute)
    Chilean-Argentine Antarctic Terriroty

    Argentina-Uruguay:

    Martín García Island

    Argentina-Bolivia-Chile:

    Atacama border dispute
    Puna de Atacama dispute

    Argentina-Paraguay:

    No active disputes but history of border issues and the Argentine - Paraguayan War.

    ongoing resource access dispute with Uruguay over access to Paraguayan gas.

    Argentina-Britain: (a one way dispute)

    Falkland Islands
    South Georgia
    South Sandwich Islands
    South Orkney Islands
    British Antarctic Territory

    There may be more. It seems Argentina wants to lay claim to most of the Southern Cone and the hole of Antartica.

    I now see where all these territorial disputes you mention are coming from - Argentina.

    Argentines are obviously a bunch of neo colonialist fascists.

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 07:52 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    @47 kind of makes you wonder if there is any country that Argentina isn't trying to steal a part of.

    @Argentinians: Is there any country that you're not trying to steal a part of?

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 08:02 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    not to reply or give credence to these failed has beens , would serve us better, just ignore them, as nothing more that idiots, its just for the publicity,
    As for anti British twerps on here always throwing the empire at us,
    Talk abt hypercrit, that want one of there own,
    Most of the ex-empire countries are not only very close to Britain, but are still very much part of us through the commonwealth, again this is something Argentina wishes it had in south America,
    But of course this can never be, can it not,
    Losers always breed envy and jealousy, in this case, it seems to be an argie thing .lol.
    .

    Mar 03rd, 2012 - 11:57 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • UKOwnsArgentina

    Morrissey shares his depression with the world through his music. Morrissey hasn't got anything interesting to say, he just drones and calls it “music”. I call it “crap” :)

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 01:18 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Stefan

    Why are all these washed up morons crawling out of the works. First of all, B-list Sean Penn shares his useless opinion, then Morrissey jumps in too. This man's depressing excuse for music is a joke. No wonder he had to go to venues in a third world country. Where is he flying to next? Ethiopia? Somalia? Argentina must be one of the most humiliated countries in the world by now.

    (Just an update for those in the UK. Republican nominee Mitt Romney who supports Britain's claim to the Falkland Islands won three more states this week and is now very likely to be the nominee to take on socialist Obama, who is now asking tax payers to pay for some college slut's condoms... seriously, he's actually asking us to do this.)

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 03:58 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Idlehands

    “Las Malvinas son Argentinos” he cried followed by “My latest CD is in all good record shops now”

    Shame Morrissey is an idiot - my username is plucked from “What Difference Does it Make”

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 07:30 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • fermin

    “Morrissey joins the controversy”

    I think it is controversy for a few... People who knows a bit about colonialism is not surprised to hear that somebody affirms that Malvinas Islands are part of the Argentinian territory...

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 07:52 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Room101

    We have yet to hear from Daffy Duck.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 09:47 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Untero88

    ANNOUNCEMENT BY TEODORO OBIANG NGUEMA MBASOGO,
    THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF EQUATORIAL GUINEA.
    Immediately to be announced on Sunday the 4th of March 2012

    This has just been leaked on WIKI LEAKS website and amazing is the only word for it! ROFLMAO!

    The President of Equatorial Guinea is due to recite a Unique and alone of its kind statement, the ilk of which the nation of Equatorial Guinea has never seen before! In a provocative lunch meeting set for 1900 hrs GMT, Sunday the 4th of March, 2012, Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, the President of Equatorial Guinea, is expected to announce that the opening hours of the Escondido, California record shop, Gary's Record Paradise's annual “Scratched Record Fling” event scheduled to be held in Escondido, California, 17-19 April, should instead start upon the 15th of April and run for a total of 5 days as opposed to the time-honored 3 days. Several pundits have mused that the Equatoguinean President will be forthcoming in his explanation behind the statement which has sent Gary's Record Paradise into vitriolic fits of mayhem. When Telemundo News contacted Gary's Record Paradise for their reaction, a deeply preoccupied and incredulous Gabriel Corona, Spokesman, replied that he was puzzled and filled with bewilderment as to the nature of the forthcoming statement. “Pardon me, but where it concerns the appropriateness and understanding of the President of Equatorial Guinea, as far as we're concerned, he possesses about as much foresight about our world-renowned ”Scratched Record Fling” event as the rock musicians Roger Waters, Morrissey, and the screen actor Sean Penn possess of the Falkland Islands and their long-running dispute with Argentina”.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 10:15 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redcoat

    @53 fermin
    ” People who knows a bit about colonialism is not surprised to hear that somebody affirms that Malvinas Islands are part of the Argentinian territory

    Squeak squeek - Aaahhhh - didums, are we spoiling your fantasy, we gave up colonies decades ago, whereas you still want to colonise the Falklands, now go along and play.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 10:17 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    ”People who knows a bit about colonialism”, is this guy from the west country?

    Seriously Argentina is winning the hearts and minds of every desperate ex-cult of celebrity deity out there that hasn't resorted to deification-for-money through the rantings of a science fiction writer.

    What is it about these people's psychologies? Is it that they cannot come to terms with the fact that they're just a guy who used to be famous and now is begging people to go to a concert, and no one really cares what they think. A feeling of powerlessness, of annihilation? It's quite interesting.

    If the falklands issue didn't exist, would you care what morrisey or sean penn or that guy from pink floyd (forgot his name) thought? No, you wouldn't.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 10:43 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Ragemar

    To the Argies. Cease your endless prattle, you are kidding nobody. The Falkland Islanders know that we will never betray our own to you. You have no cause, so drop it. And if you try anything like invasion we will cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. And after last time, you know what that means. Do not underestimate our resolve.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 12:37 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • briton

    51 Stefan
    Republican nominee Mitt Romney
    Becomes president, the sooner we get the respect we have lost, from and argie loving anti brit, like obarmy .?
    .

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 06:47 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • honoria

    @ 5 John Farrell 2050
    It's been said before, but I'll say it again. The Falkland Islands belong to Britain and will continue to be so with the support of British military forces because we can't trust Argentina. Everybody knows this and very few care about Argentina's ridiculous assertions.

    @21 Think
    You are my new Jethro Tull friend! I saw them play live in 1977 and haven't got over it yet *sigh*

    @35 Mrlayback
    A few years ago, when Argentina were still going through their “winning our hearts and minds” phase, they sent us a couple of pop groups. One was an all girl Beatles tribute band. They were OK, but we'd never heard of some of the songs they sang. The other was a ska band, like an Argentine version of Madness. They were furious a) because nobody here had ever heard of them and we didn't know the words to their songs b) they came in mid winter and the weather was terrible, even by our standards and c) they were stuck here for a whole week.

    @37 The Falklands Are British
    “When is she going to start sending us all Christmas present again like president Menen did? I remember going into the post office one year and everyone found a book in their mail box.”
    We've still got ours. It was a story about a little prince who lived on a planet all by himself and had no friends. Boo hoo.

    @53 Fermin “People who knows a bit about colonialism is not surprised to hear that somebody affirms that Malvinas Islands are part of the Argentinian territory...”
    Wrong! People who know about colonialism also know that the Falkland Islands are not a colony, but Argentina would like to make it one.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 06:53 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    @60 I think you mean

    ”People who know about colonialism also know that the Falkland Islands are not a colony, but the United Nations Special Committee on Decolonization (UN C24) would like to make it one.”

    Which is something that no one in their right mind can understand.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 07:30 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Kiwisarg

    interesting link of your prince! god save the queen!!!http://america.infobae.com/notas/45600-Los-principes-ingleses-desnudos-y-de-fiesta

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 09:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • stick up your junta

    @62
    you been surfing Gay porn sites again

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 09:16 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Kiwisarg

    63
    ha ha, not really, but your princes are in a porn's party, not at all surprised!!

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 09:56 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • fermin

    @60 honoria: LOL how can Argentina have a colony when it has never had one and when the Islands are PART OF ARGENTINA!!!

    In fact the people living at the islands would immediately have the same wrights that an argentinian have without stop being british.

    Some european societies, and specially the british one, have a huge warrior and conqueror history, their success is related to invasions. That is not our story, it is YOUR STORY! It may be hard for some british people to understand it because the live in a warrior state of trance 24/7

    British media corporations should stop lying to the world and to their own citizens one day...

    We are not the ones militarizing every corner of the world, that's not our shape.

    If Malvinas is not a british colony then what is it? :D Her Magesty's forces took control of it, SEIZED THE LAND. I guess the SKY is pink, and George Bush loves democracy :D

    @ 62 Kiwisarg: nice pic lol.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 09:57 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    @65 Read this very carefully Argentinians:

    col·o·ny /ˈkɒləni/
    noun, plural -nies.
    1. a group of people who leave their native country to form in a new land a settlement subject to, or connected with, the parent nation.
    2. the country or district settled or colonized.
    3. any people or territory separated from but subject to a ruling power.
    4. the Colonies, those British colonies that formed the original 13 states of the United States.
    5. a number of people coming from the same country, or speaking the same language, residing in a foreign country or city, or a particular section of it; enclave: the Polish colony in Israel; the American colony in Paris.

    IF THE THE FALKLANDS BECAME A PART OF ARGENTINA THEN BY DEFINITION 3 IT WILL BECOME A COLONY OF ARGENTINA.

    I know you like all Argentinians are cognitively incapable of understanding basic vocabulary, but it's very clear that the UN Special Committee on Decolonisation is currently allowing the Argentinians to discuss colonising a territory. This is against the charter of the UN and the remit of the UN C24.

    I know you don't understand because, let's face it, you're a brainwashed imbecile.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 10:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Karl101

    62 KuntzArg

    No use calling yourself a Kiwi, we don't like scum. Here is your new name it suits you better.

    Mar 04th, 2012 - 10:32 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • honoria

    @ 65 Fermin
    I wish you Argentine fellows would stop bleating on about ancient and/or fictitious history. What is relevant is what's happening now. Don't you understand that?

    The Falkland Islands are not a colony - if this is unclear please read Greek Yoghurt's excellent explanation @ 66.

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 12:17 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Lord Ton

    Quiet weekend ?

    http://falklandsnews.wordpress.com/2012/03/05/no-news-is-no-news/

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 01:49 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • johnfarrel2050

    The truth can´t be hidden

    http://teleshow.infobae.com/notas/635269-Morrissey-hablo-sobre-las-Malvinas-durante-su-show-en-Buenos-Aires

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 02:02 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Cero

    thanks morrisey and waters for the honesty, and not be like those unscrupulous thieves, living in our plundered land and talking so much nonsense together. my respects to the decent brits who dare to start telling the truth

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 04:03 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Lord Ton

    You two talk some rubbish - why is it that Malvinistas have no brains.

    History and international law favours the British.

    Live with it !

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 04:46 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • fermin

    History favours British??

    There are a lot of lands that have been not only seized, but also got their local and original population expelled by the British Empire!!

    And History shows that the UK has changed its arguments a million times to adapt their domain over Malvinas to the times that run...

    Different names in different times to keep the same real status...

    Don't get angry Lord Ton, if you cannot deal with democracy, freedom, peace, do not get angry... We will still go on defending it, we haven't got other choice. You can insult us, but that shows even more that you can't go very far in a serious discussion...

    You run out of facts very fast. You never speak about peace, you never speak about international cooperation, you do not write about equity, about democracy. All you reproduce is the hilarious idea of a threatening Argentina (how funny, calling a threaten a country that has no military power), an ideology that you get from the news that you believe work for you, while all you are doing is giving them your support to go on living on Argentinian resources and on lowest british working classes.

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 05:19 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • brit abroad

    There are a lot of lands that have been not only seized, but also got their local and original population expelled by the British Empire!!

    Your point being????? Which lands - can you name them???? Was it only the British???? No spanish expanding into other terretories??? Is anyone still alive from those glorious colonial days????

    I will use one example of your own dear nation doing something very similar

    Conquista del desierto in the 1870's!

    Now you want to start again?

    What happened

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 05:45 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • GreekYoghurt

    @74 I know. It's hilarious how the Spanish never seem to get any blame for stealing lots of people's land and now becoming bankrupt.

    The Argentinians refuse to discuss the fact their borders were won through war. They lost a war in 1982 which defines a border. They should learn to live with it.

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 10:49 am - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Ragemar

    The simple fact is, we aren't going to give you the islands because they aren't yours. You can claim support from every tinpot, mickey mouse country on Earth and every washed up desperate for attention has been celebrity going. Call us pirates and colonials and whatever you like. The only way you will get them is war and we all know you won't do that because the only country who surrenders quicker than the argies is the French. Now go back to cheating at football, living in your corrupt cess-hole of a country and leave our Falkland Island brothers alone.

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 01:48 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Anti-Fascist

    73 Vermin -

    Argentina whipped out most of the Amerindians during the 19C

    Argentine ethnically cleansed its 50% Negro population in the 19C/20C to the point where none remained.

    Argentina genocided the political left during the 1970's and early 1980's, killing 100,000 lefists, including their children - who were witnesses to their abduction and had to be eliminated too.

    This genocide of the political left started under Eva Peron, who used Argentina's neo-fascist political movement, the AAA to assist military and police RAPE, TORTURE AND MURDER political dissidents and their children.

    They have no grave, their bodies dumped into the Atlantic Ocean. Their families still can not find closure.

    Children under 2 years old were given to families loyal to the regime. Most are still unaware of their family history.

    When the Falklands was invaded, Argentina was at the hight of this genocide and child abduction campaign, under the leadership of a fascist military junta, their hands covered in the blood of their own people.

    They has sold Argentina out to America, who had initiated Operation Condor (google it) as a means to control left wing political opposition throughout Latin America, so their corporations could plunder the continent.

    Vermin - like the rest of nationalist Argentina, you're more occupied with the Malvinas and hatred for Britain, than the real political enemies of your country.

    Christina Kirchiner's hero is Eva Peron, who she styles herself and her party on. Peronism is the political philosophy of your government, it's origins began in fascist Italy, where Juan Peron visited in the 1930's and brought back the ideology of Mussolini - which he dressed up and called Peronism.

    Nationalism, Socialism, Coporatism - are the three foundations of fascism, or as the Nazi's called it - National Socialism.

    Nationalism, my friend, serves one purpose - sucker punching the loincloth wearing, club welding uneducated and dim witted Neanderthals, while the

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 08:44 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • DanyBerger

    Latest news Paul Mc Cartney and Elton John (including his cat) ready to joint the club of Argentine Pop starts “Malvinas cause” supporters.

    Mar 05th, 2012 - 11:17 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redcoat

    @78 DanyBerger

    Can you rewrite above so it makes sense? or are you saying they are ready to smoke a joint, because that figures?

    Mar 06th, 2012 - 12:26 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Martin Woodhead

    Argentina hs nothing to teach the UK about colonism its not like they are very good at it.
    One small island off the coast and couldn't even hang on to that for a 100 days.

    Mar 06th, 2012 - 03:51 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Argie

    Long before these two and others opened their traps, the Wolfe Tones had voiced their opinion in a well know song on this sovereingty issue..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BniyC33QdjM

    By the way, have any of you watched “The Iron Lady” film? Can any of you remember me what was the reaction of her fellow (traitor) tories sitting at the Commons as well as of others from other Parliament parties, as to the 'eyes of the world' in respect of the Baroness decision to launch an attrition attack to a country that was the actual owner of the sovereignty?

    (On the other hand, she did what she had to do mainly because it was a matter of honour and, in this, she 'outegged' by far all the Conservative, Liberal and Labour men put together)

    Canvassing for Ted Heath in 1970 was not as good as canvassing for her in 1979...

    Mar 06th, 2012 - 03:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redcoat

    @81 Argie
    ”have any of you watched “The Iron Lady” film?

    Answer –No, apparently it’s anti-Thatcher and very misleading, like so much that comes out of Hollywood.

    “Can any of you remember me what was the reaction of her fellow (traitor) tories sitting at the Commons as well as of others from other Parliament parties”

    I remember it very well and the WHOLE House of Commons was behind the Government throwing the Argentinians off the Falklands

    The problem is YOU appear to have no sources of accurate information.

    Mar 06th, 2012 - 05:07 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Alexei

    The Smiths were a good band, but in the past three decades that clowning ponce has produced nothing but ****, including his latest outburst. He supported the disinterment of a dead grandmother and her body being held to ransom, as a protest against a guinea pig farm. He called the Chinese people sub-humans, now he wants 3000 people to be made homeless and their islands to be colonised by a foreign nation 300 miles away. A complete **** wit, if ever there was one.

    Mar 06th, 2012 - 08:10 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Argie

    Dear Redcoat, what you didn't know but will learn now, is that i) I'm a member of the CP of GB since 1969; ii) Enoch Powell signed his book 'Fredom and Reality' and presented it to me, whilst we were both attending a dinner at the Junior Carlton, in April, 1970, where I was asked to address the members in connection with problems that Ted Heath would meet in the event of beating Harold Wilson, which he eventually did, and iii) that I was living/staying in England (mostly in London and some days in Painswick, Glos) both when the Baroness was elected PM and when she was booted out by chicken of her own party. Thus, son, some of my sources are personal experience and you are dealing with a very peculiar Argie that spent quite a while meddling with British politics. Fortunately the word 'appear' saved you. And, btw, the House wasn't at all happy with her decision but endorsed it anyway.

    You may be right, however, as regards 'The Tones'

    Cheers!

    Mar 06th, 2012 - 08:50 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Alexei

    What? I must have missed something. I'm old enough to remember the last time Argentina tried to take possession of the Falkland Islands. I clearly recall the British Parliament and the British public, regardless of political affiliation, being wholeheartedly in support of Thatcher's stance on the sovereignty and liberation of the Falkland Islands. Even Michael Foot supported her. I detested the woman and still do to his day. Her callous attitude in general, and her imploring us to “rejoice” at the (albeit necessary) sinking of the Belgrano, and consequent tragic deaths of hundreds of unfortunate Argentine conscripts, sickened me to the core. However, at the end of the day she was right about the Falklands. Galtieri and his sorry cronies coldly calculated that Britain would not, or could not, rescue the Islands from his sneak invasion and occupation. He was sadly mistaken. The rest is history.

    Mar 06th, 2012 - 09:21 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redcoat

    @84 Argie
    “I'm a member of the CP of GB since 1969 … some of my sources are personal experience and you are dealing with a very peculiar Argie that spent quite a while meddling with British politics. Fortunately the word 'appear' saved you. And, btw, the House wasn't at all happy with her decision but endorsed it anyway”

    Now there’s a surprise, you’re a member of the Communist party, so of course you would have noticed all those MP’s that were against throwing the Argentinians off the islands, but the overwhelming majority were for it.
    I only really remember one of the dissenters, Tam Delle (a sincere humanitarian) who said the British were going to a watery grave. He was wrong, as hardly any of them drowned, but I do respect him for his concern.
    As for Thatcher, they got rid of her because she was becoming a liability, nothing else.
    I agree with Alexei ‘s sentiments @85 about her and still don’t like her, but I am tired of Hollywood injecting their own personal bigotry into their films.
    Whether you meddled in British politics or not; the word ‘appears’, still applies, but could relate to your ability to grasp what was, actually going on around you.
    I have to assume that as you weren’t unhappy about her decision, you imagined there were more like yourself than there were.

    I take it that ‘The Tones’ relates to the tones in the film ‘Iron Lady’

    Mar 07th, 2012 - 01:55 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Argybhaji

    Someone who knows nothing about real Argentinians and bangs out the Malvinas issue in order to woo a crowd ............ he should be in the Pink House.

    Mar 07th, 2012 - 06:03 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redcoat

    I see Morrissey is now claiming that the reason he has never received an award of any kind, means: he must be important !!!

    His conceited sense of self-importance is staggering, apart from implying that those who do receive awards are unimportant, he is only desperately trying to resurrect his long forgotten mediocre career.

    Mar 07th, 2012 - 06:43 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Argie

    @86 Redcoat, don't pull my leg, will you! CP of GB is but the Conservative Party, unless the red of your coat goes with a colour-matching neckchief... :-D

    Sorry for 'The Tones' reference. I meant it for 83 but forgot to mention it.

    85 You can't eat eggs without cracking shells. All in all, Thatcher's government was one the best Britain ever had. You may not like her ways, her mood or attitude, but she ought to be like that to survive and command in a world of men who despised her for not being 'one of them' (how stupid) since the very moment she stepped in the room for the first time. If our plastic Queen had only a tenth of the bollocks the Iron Lady had in her time, our story would have been different.
    Be good.

    Oh! I've heard today that the F'I's Governor would accept talking about the Argentinian flights? What do the islanders think of it? Don't tell me they're going to ask for military reinforcements, please :-D

    Mar 07th, 2012 - 09:19 pm - Link - Report abuse 0
  • Redcoat

    @89 Argie
    “CP of GB is but the Conservative Party, unless the red of your coat goes with a colour-matching neckchief..”

    No it isn't, CP can mean a number of things, but it is not in general use in Britain for the Conservative Party and as you were implying many people were opposing the re-taking the Falklands, that was the likes of the Communist party, so make yourself clear and stop giving false impressions

    “Oh! I've heard today that the F'I's Governor would accept talking about the Argentinian flights?”

    No they want to say in person:
    Until Argentina changes it's constitution, stops brainwashing their children and accepts they have no rights whatsoever over the Falklands and will NEVER have, all such offers will be considered a poisoned chalice

    Mar 07th, 2012 - 10:24 pm - Link - Report abuse 0

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